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The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Epic Battles Fought:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Star Shards Collected:	141	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers dance the Macarena, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, whose rainbow farts can teleport you to faraway lands.

Join now for a chance to participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete in evening gown and talent competitions to win the coveted title of Miss Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon strut its stuff like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of craziness.

UglyCarGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Void Gems Collected:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Have you ever seen a car that looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler with a crayon? Well, that’s basically what you’ll be driving in our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to cruise around in the most hideous vehicles you’ve ever laid eyes on. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away (or stop laughing)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it that whoever finds this lair will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this poultry paradise?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with ugly cars, golden eggs, and endless laughter. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of spending all your time watching porn and neglecting your Minecraft duties? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from the clutches of the naughty videos! Join us and you’ll be so busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers that you won’t even remember what porn is! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will personally ban you if he catches you watching porn on our server. So come on, join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all!

Kiingi’s Māori Monarch Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as kiingi tuheitia and his māori monarchy! build your own marae, battle rival tribes, and journey to your final resting place surrounded by generations of family…in minecraft! who needs real life when you can be a virtual king in a pixelated world? join now for the ultimate māori monarchy experience!

RedLineCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Runes Activated:	0

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server where we have red lines that u better not joke about or else russia will come after u! we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to cross the red line and a bear came out of nowhere and started dancing the macarena! u never know what’s gonna happen on our server, so join now for a wild ride! plus, we have free cake every tuesday and a secret underground disco where herobrine likes to bust a move. so what r u waiting for? come join us before russia gets ya!

Blocky Brain Scans: Predicting Treatment

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	208604

come join dis epic minecraft server where we predict ur long-term treatment outcomes with BRAIN SCANS!!1! u think u just building houses and mining diamonds but nah fam, we taking care of ur mental health too! join us for a crazy ride of therapy sessions with creepers and skeletons, cuz why not?! plus, our therapists are actually endermen in disguise, so u know u in good hands. don’t be sad, come play with us and let us scan ur brain for fun and profit!

What is the IP for Vampyro111 Minecraft Server?

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mines Excavated:	3915
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Vampyro111 is a passionate content creator with a focus on gaming and entertainment. Known for their engaging commentary and captivating gameplay, they have built a strong following on platforms like Twitch and YouTube. With a love for all things supernatural and a knack for storytelling, Vampyro111 brings a unique perspective to their content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

Revere

Builder, enthusiasts, Explorer, Fun, Lovely, Minecraft, PvP, Redstone, REVERE, smp server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Star Shards Collected:	62

Join our fun and lovely SMP server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone whiz, there’s something here for everyone!

play.revere.dev

Gladio’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Operation Gladio to a whole new level! Join us as we create our own stay behind armies in the virtual world, controlling the game from within with epic battles and crazy missions.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be part of a radical far right terrorist group in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Team up with your friends and wreak havoc on our server, just like the CIA did in real life (allegedly).

Think you have what it takes to be a member of the Trench Coat Mafia in our Minecraft world? Show off your building skills and strategic gameplay as you navigate through our insane challenges and false flag operations.

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other Operation Gladio type groups to choose from, so you can switch it up and keep the excitement going. From Proud Boys to Antifa, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and experience the ultimate conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where every move you make is controlled by the CIA (or is it?). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!

Potential for Long-Term Bitcoin Gains Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Emeralds Found:	2217
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scarce is diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where scarcity is the name of the game, just like Bitcoin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, trying to find some precious resources, when suddenly a giant Bitcoin appears and starts wreaking havoc on the server! It’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat the Bitcoin boss and claim its riches for yourselves.

But that’s not all – every Friday, we have a special event where players have to compete in a jobs report challenge to determine Bitcoin’s next move. Will you be able to predict the market and make some sweet virtual cash? Join our server now and find out!