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PotionPanicCraft

antidepressant, anxiety, Brain, brain chemistry, brain function, emotional processing, internal bodily sensations, interoception, medication, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, neuroscience, pharmaceuticals, PotionPanicCraft, psychiatric drugs, psychological effects, research, serotonin, study

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	111
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

so, like, imagine if you join this minecraft server, right? it’s like taking a dose of that antidepressant stuff but for your brain in the game! you’ll be processing internal bodily sensations like never before, man. and when you’re anxious in the game, it’s like a whole new level of serotonin and interoception going on. it’s wild, dude. come join us and experience the mind-bending effects of minecraft like never before!

TabbySlimeKing Minecraft

creativity, Forge, landscape, Minecraft, Resourcefulness, Survival, TabbySlimeKing, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Void Armor Forged:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for the classic Minecraft experience? Our server offers a completely vanilla world, unmodified from the ground up. Forge your path in a vast, ever-changing landscape, limited only by your creativity and resourcefulness.

mc.tabbyslimeking.xyz

Tomoso’s So-So Vanilla SMP: Where the community is small, but the humor is big!

Adventure, big, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Server, Small, smp, Soso, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	186	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Server Overview

Type	Plugins	Economy	Land Claims	Version	Location	Discord
Vanilla	Few select plugins	Diamond based	No land claims	Papermc 1.20.6	France	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

No, we do not allow land claims on our server to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

2. What kind of economy system does the server have?

We have a diamond-based economy system in place on the server.

3. Are there any special plugins installed on the server?

We have a few select plugins installed for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible.

CraftyFetish Minecraft Server

coding, computer science, CraftyFetish, developers, developers fetish, fetish, geek, Interest, long tail, Minecraft, Nerd, Niche, Obsession, obvious, Passion, programming, Server, Software Development, SPECIALIZED, Specific, tags, Technology, Unique

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Animals Bred:	142
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server was created by developers with an obvious fetish for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server features insane custom plugins that will have you laughing out loud as you play. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a unicorn? You will on our server!

But that’s not all – our spawn area is a giant disco party with flashing lights and funky music. And our staff members are all trained professional clowns who will entertain you while you play. Plus, we have regular events like “Taco Tuesday” where all players get free tacos in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!

WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA

aita, beater car, Boston, co worker, driving lessons, engine, family, Honda, licence, Mercedes A220, new car, office block, repair shop, savings, snob, stable jobs, Test drive, Wife, WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA, wiring issues, work buddy

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating your virtual cars with the utmost respect! Just like the OP’s wife’s brand new Mercedes A220, we value pristine vehicles and won’t let anyone drive them without permission.

Join us for a chance to show off your pixelated rides and protect them from any jealous coworkers like X, who might spread rumors about you being a snob just because you have a fancy new car in the game.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow car enthusiasts who understand the importance of keeping your virtual wheels looking fresh. So come on over and let’s drive into the sunset together, leaving the haters behind in the dust!

MineLife: 8 Work, 8 Sleep Minecraft Server

balance, daily routine, existentialism, fulfillment, Happiness, life satisfaction, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, Minelife, personal growth, philosophy, productivity, purpose, self-care, Server, Sleep, Time management, well-being, work, work hours, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of the daily grind of working and sleeping? Do you yearn for adventure and excitement in a world where the only limit is your imagination? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and strike it rich?

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Zombie King, who roams the land in search of brains to add to his collection. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and claim his crown for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the meaning of life is to build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. Who needs 8 hours of work and 8 hours of sleep when you can spend all day crafting and mining with us?

Creeper Cult: Worship the Explosive Power!

belief system, central belief, Community, creeper, Cult, divine connection, enlightenment, Ethics, explosive, FAITH, Higher power, Meaning, morality, new religion, philosophy, power, purpose, Rituals, sacred texts, Self Discovery, spirituality, Transcendence, VALUES, Worship

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Votes:	6994
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our new religion-themed world!

Join us as we worship the mighty block gods and embark on epic quests to prove our devotion. Sacrifice your diamonds to appease the mighty Creeper God and receive blessings in return. Build majestic temples in honor of the legendary Ender Dragon and gain special powers to conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground cult dedicated to the elusive Herobrine. Join their ranks and uncover hidden treasures and mysterious powers that will make you the envy of all other players.

So come on down to our server and start your journey to Minecraft enlightenment. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft messiah!

CraftyKremlinWarriors

000, 50, Combat, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarriors, Defense, eastern europe, foreign fighters, Geopolitics, incentives, international relations, Kremlin, Mercenaries, Military, payment, Propaganda, recruitment drive, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, strategy, ukraine war

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	666713	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where we pay you £50,000 just for joining! that’s right, we’re so desperate for players that we’re literally giving away money.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we pay you to play, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got that too.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every week where we drop anvils on unsuspecting players from the sky. It’s hilarious to watch, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs the Kremlin when you have us?

Regret-FreeCraft

alternative outcomes, being content, Decision making, embracing possibilities, embracing uncertainty, letting go of the past, life philosophy, live without regrets, living fully, living in the present, making choices, mindfulness, moving forward, never consider, no looking back., personal growth, positive mindset, RegretFreeCraft, self improvement, sure way

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2871
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF.

WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP OUT DIAMONDS, YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, DIAMONDS. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS THAT GIVE YOU ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS TNT EGGS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, TNT EGGS. JUST IMAGINE THE CHAOS THAT WOULD ENSUE IF YOU HATCHED ONE OF THOSE BAD BOYS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT WHO CARES? YOLO, AMIRITE?