ASMRPretend – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NukeThymeCraft: Precise Time Travel!

Candidate Isotope, Crystallizing, date, Excited, Excited State, Measurement, Nuclear Clock, Nuclear Research, Nuclear State, NukeThymeCraft, Path, Precise, Precision, researchers, Thorium-229, Time, timekeeping, travel, Ultraclock, Ultraprecise

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz we out here crystallizing paths toward a nuclear clock like whaaat?? we got researchers makin’ the most precise measurements of thorium-229, like that’s some next level shiz right there. imagine havin’ an ultraprecise nuclear clock in minecraft, u could time ur mining expeditions down to the millisecond. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server with such futuristic technology goin’ on?? come join us and be part of the madness, fam. #nuclearclockgang #minecraftmadness

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PolyCraft: Where we’ve got more polygons than a geometry class! 1.21 GreyList server

Active, application, chest previews, Class, Community, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Geometry, Graves, Greylist, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, master stonecutter recipes, more food, Polycraft, polygons, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, Server, server ip, smp, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone, Weve

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature
Map Start Date	6/26/2024
Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Structure Packs, Master Stonecutter Recipes, More Food data pack, and more!
Applications	Apply Here
Server IP	Polycraft.mcserver.us
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we have various plugins and data packs activated.
What type of community does Poly-Craft have?	We focus on a tight-knit, friendly, and active community.
Can I chat with other players on Discord?	Yes, join our Discord server to chat with other players.

NordicNuisance Minecraft Server

Åland, cold weather, Cultural differences, denmark, downsides, faroe islands, finland, Greenland, healthcare system, high cost of living, Iceland, ISOLATION, job market competitiveness, language barriers, limited daylight, Living, long winters, Minecraft, Nordic Region, NordicNuisance, norway, Server, social welfare system, Sweden

Tired of freezing your pixels off in the Nordic Region? Say no more, fam! Join our Minecraft server and escape the icy grip of Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland, and Iceland!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about frostbite or polar bears sneaking up on you while you mine for diamonds. Instead, you can bask in the warm glow of lava lakes and build your dream castle on a tropical island made entirely of candy canes (yes, we said candy canes!).

And forget about those pesky Vikings raiding your villages – on our server, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is a herd of friendly llamas stealing your diamonds to use as bling. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land where unicorns roam free and rainbows are made of Skittles.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the Nordic Region behind for good. Trust us, you won’t miss the cold weather or the endless nights – especially when you’re partying with creepers who can breakdance like nobody’s business.

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Vincecore’s Epic Minecraft Server

boat horn, Character development, Creative, Dock Lock, Entertainment, Epic, Finisher, gimmick ideas, hard hat, high vis jacket, Million Dollar Dream, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Server, sports, Steve Door, stevedore, Vincecore, Vincecores, Vincent K. McMahon, wrestler gimmick, wrestling, wwe

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Steve Door and dominate the virtual wrestling ring! Picture this: you enter the server wearing a high vis jacket and a hard hat, ready to take on any opponent that comes your way. Your theme song? A boat horn blaring on repeat, setting the tone for your epic battles ahead.

But wait, it gets even better. Your finisher move, known as “The Dock Lock,” is a variation of the Million Dollar Dream that will leave your opponents gasping for air. Join our server and show off your stevedore skills as you climb the ranks to become the ultimate Minecraft wrestler. Trust us, Vincent K. McMahon would’ve adored this gimmick – so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Mom-in-Law MineCraft Mayhem

Communication, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, elderly care, emotional intelligence, equal partnership, family dynamics, Family Support, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, generational wealth, Inheritance, legal issues, life insurance, long-term planning, Marriage, MAYHEM, Minecraft, MomInLaw, parenting, sibling relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this life insurance policy drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to win a virtual life insurance policy worth 3 million diamonds!

Just like this couple’s debate over who gets the money, you’ll have to strategize and negotiate with other players to secure your share of the virtual riches. Will you split it evenly with your Minecraft family, or keep it all for yourself? The choice is yours!

But be warned, things can get heated just like in this story. Will you be accused of being selfish for wanting more diamonds? Will you have to defend your virtual family’s right to their share? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the drama unfold!

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WeirdoCraft Minecraft Server

atypical compliment, backhanded compliment, bizarre compliment, eccentric compliment, extraordinary compliment, idiosyncratic compliment, Minecraft, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, peculiar praise, quirky compliment, Server, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, unconventional compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, unusual flattery, weird compliment, WeirdoCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming creepers as your loyal pets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and shoot laser beams from its eyes. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with untold riches and the admiration of all the other players.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even receive the weirdest compliment of all time – like how your pickaxe perfectly matches your shoes or how your crafting skills are so impressive they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

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CraftyCrushes

attraction, Authenticity, Body language, charisma, Charm, chemistry, compatibility, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, emotional connection, eye contact, intelligence, Kindness, long term potential, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, sense of humor, sense of style, Smile, Vulnerability

What instantly makes you attracted to a person? Is it their dazzling smile? Their sparkling eyes? Nah, on our Minecraft server, it’s all about their block-placing skills! Join us if you want to find your true love based on how well they can build a castle out of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, grab your trusty chicken steed and battle it out with other players in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive Ender Dragon Taming quest? Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a dragon in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!

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BirdBrainCrafts

BirdBrainCrafts, Blue tits, contributing, cope, demonstrate, eaten, episodic-like memory, Evolution, Food, found, garden birds, Great tits, humans, memory traits, new study, nuts, past, recall, Seeds, study

come join our epic minecraft server where the birds have epic memory like humans!!! they remember where they found food and when they found it, just like you remembering where you left your diamond sword in the game!!!

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds, or battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks!!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the biggest, most epic castle you’ve ever seen!!! and don’t worry about losing your stuff, because the birds will remember where you left it and help you find it again!!!

so come join us on our server and experience the wild world of minecraft like never before!!! who knew birds could be so helpful in a video game?!?!

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BeeHive: Modded SMP – Buzzing to Launch Soon with Sweet 1.20.1 Action and Mature Player Shops! 🐝

1.20.1, action, beehive, Biomes O’ plenty, buzzing, Chipped, Community, continents, Custom Biomes, Discord, farmers delight, Launch, Mature, mobs, Modded, Mods, placements, player, Ships, Shops, smp, SWEET, Tectonic, Terralith, Waystones

BeeHive SMP Server Overview

Description	Details
Type	Modded SMP
Focus	Building a fun community
Launch Date	Friday, 5th of July

Mods Included:

Create (and add-ons)
Eureka! Ships! for Valkyrien Skies
Additional Placements
Waystones Alex’s Mobs
Farmers Delight
Chipped

Custom biomes from Terralith and Biomes O’ Plenty improved with continents and tectonic.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist?	Yes, it is a whitelisted server.
How can I join?	You can join by joining the Discord server and following the instructions provided there.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules will be posted on the Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.
Can I suggest new mods for the server?	Yes, suggestions for new mods are always welcome. You can discuss them on the Discord server.

Minecraft server: /gig/ – Griefer’s Island Getaway

character builds, character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, furina, Gaming, genshin impact, getaway, gig, Griefers, ISLAND, Maps, Minecraft, noelle, Redeemable Codes, rosaria, Server, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, Spino Doubleblaster, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Join us for insane adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a dragon to be your trusty steed. Our server is so wild, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes with a diamond pickaxe in one hand and a slice of cake in the other.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a llama and participate in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword not actually real).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

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