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Minecraft SMP: Anon, please, we have simply invited you to this block party

Anon, BLOCK, Communication, Conversation, Desires, dialogue, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, Hear, ideas, INPUT, invited, Minecraft, Mr. Anon, Opinions, Participation, Party, Perspectives, please, sharing, Simply, smp, Thoughts, Thread

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary enchanted toilet seat of power! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who communicate through interpretive dance. Yes, you heard that right. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of llama magic. See you there!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Belly, bride, CHANGE, Conflict, controversy, decision, disagreement, Displeased, family, fashion, groom, husband, Marriage, maternity, Minecraft, mother-in-law, names, opinion, Pregnant, Server, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws and a husband who can’t handle a little belly action? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can show off your pregnant belly in whatever dress you please without fear of being called names. Our community is all about embracing individuality and freedom of expression, so come on in and let your bump shine! Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated midwives are top-notch and can help deliver your blocky bundle of joy in no time. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not in the world of Minecraft!

NoParty4DaughterBirthday

advice, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, church friends, Communication, DAUGHTER, exhaustion, family, Frustration, Guilt, husband, MIL, mother-in-law, NoParty4DaughterBirthday, parenting, party planning, relationships, Respect, Support

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your Minecraft parties and trashing your virtual house? Look no further, join our server where we guarantee no MILs or church friends will ever show up uninvited!

Our server is a safe space where you can celebrate your virtual baby’s birthday without worrying about strangers feeding them virtual food against your wishes. Say goodbye to oversized or undersized virtual clothes being forced upon your Minecraft kids!

Join us and experience a world where boundaries are respected, where your virtual carpets stay clean, and where you can actually enjoy your virtual celebrations without the drama. Plus, our server is MIL-approved, so you can rest assured that your virtual family gatherings will be drama-free!

Don’t cry over spilled virtual wine, come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can finally have some peace and quiet. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? See you there!

CraftyBlockFest – Where players unite to mine, build, and party!

BUILD, community event, CraftyBlockFest, cross-cultural exchange, cultural tradition, festive activities, global celebration, global celebration day, global festivities, global harmony, global holiday, global holiday activities, global holiday celebration, global holiday customs, global holiday event, global holiday tradition, global solidarity, global unity, international observance, new holiday, Party, Players, unite, unity and diversity, worldwide holiday

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Buildings Constructed:	44

Are you tired of the same old boring holidays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to bring you the most epic holiday of all time – National Creeper Day!

On this special day, everyone will gather in the virtual world of Minecraft to celebrate our explosive friends, the creepers. We will have creeper-themed parties, build giant creeper statues, and even have a fireworks display that will make you say “BOOM!”

But that’s not all! To truly embrace the spirit of National Creeper Day, all players must wear creeper costumes and speak only in creeper language (ssssssssssss). And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life creeper roaming around the server (just be sure to run away before it explodes)!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready to celebrate National Creeper Day like never before! Trust us, it’s going to be a blast!

ISIS_BlockParty

air strikes, airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, extremism, iraq, Iraq War, Isis, ISIS_BlockParty, ISLAMIC STATE, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Potions Brewed:	145	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Runes Activated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior like the brave soldiers in iraq taking down ISIS members! we’ve got crazy airstrikes happening all the time, with 14 enemies taken out in one go! imagine the chaos and excitement as you battle it out in our virtual world, feeling like a total badass. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. who needs real life when you can have this kind of thrill in minecraft?!

ChillCraft: Where Cold Coffee = Warm Beer

alcohol, Beer, Beverages, Brews, caffeine fix, Chillcraft, chilled drinks, coffee, cold, Cold brew, Cold coffee, comparison, drinks, iced coffee, lager, refreshment, Room temperature, same temperature, Similarity, Stout, Temperature, Warm, warm beer

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9291
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where cold coffee and warm beer have da same temp! like, whaaat?! it’s like a whole new level of mind-blowing shiz, man.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.

So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VultureBFFs: Aged & Wise

aged, aging, aging patterns, aging process, Animal Behavior, animal friendships, avian aging, avian studies, bird behavior, food finding, food sources, foraging behavior, Friendship Dynamics, older vultures, scavengers, selective friendships, set in their ways, social bonds, social networks, stronger bonds, VultureBFFs, Wildlife research, Wise

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Divine Spears Created:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

so, like, this server is like a bunch of old vultures chillin’ together in minecraft, ya know? we got these older vultures makin’ super tight friendships and like, they know all the best spots to find food cause they been around the block a few times, ya feel me? they’re all set in their ways, just like your grandpa who refuses to use a smartphone. so if you wanna join a server where the vultures are wise and the friendships are strong, then come on over and hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a mouse or something. then you might regret it a little. but hey, that’s life, amirite?

Mind Hype: The Server That’s Been Kicking Since Before Kim Kardashian’s First Marriage.

Build Gallery., Claims, Coreprotect, Cross-Play, Discord, economy plugin, Grief, hype, Kardashians, kicking, Kim, Las Vegas, Marriage, Mind, Protection, Public, rules, Server, Shops, smp, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Love Letters Sent:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Animals Bred:	65
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	857

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Host	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21 – 1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over 5 years.
Are there any rules for the server?	You can find server info and rules at https://minedhype.com/minecraft
Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock platforms?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.
Is there a shopping district on the server?	Yes, there is a public shopping district where players can have a shop. You can find more information at https://minedhype.com/shops.

HellCraft Minecraft Server

alien insects, co-op, contested planets, crossplay, Democracy, Escalation of Freedom Update, Freedom’s Flame, Galaxy, HELLCRAFT, Helldivers, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, Setting, Shooter, time limit, Warbond

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Animals Bred:	28	Potions Brewed:	44
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of fighting the same old zombies and creepers in Minecraft? Well, come join our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, in our server, you’ll be waging war on contested planets, liberating galaxies, and cooperating with other players to achieve ultimate victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is so intense that it makes other servers look like a walk in the park. With procedurally generated areas, time constraints, and a whole lot of chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, with our Escalation of Freedom Update, you’ll be on the edge of your seat with every mission.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true Crossplay Chad. Who needs zombies when you can have alien insects and robots to battle? Let’s spread some democracy and have a blast while doing it!

ChainsawManiac Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChainsawManiac, dark fantasy, Demon, Ears erased, erased, Gore, Hear No Evil, Horror, Manga, Minecraft, Mouths erased, Mystery, seinen, SHONEN, smp, Speak no evil, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On our server, we have a rule that will have you laughing your blocky head off – Ears erased, hear no evil! That’s right, we’ve magically erased everyone’s ears so you can’t hear any of the crazy shenanigans happening around you.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also erased everyone’s mouths so you can’t speak any evil either. No more trash talking or gossiping allowed on this server! And as for the mysterious ??? erased?????? rule…well, you’ll just have to join to find out what that’s all about.

Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trying to communicate through interpretive dance because words are so last season. Who needs ears and mouths when you have a whole new level of ridiculousness to experience on our server? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our earless, mouthless, and mysterious ??? erased?????? Minecraft SMP!