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ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

caught up, consequences, DIRTY, Disgusting, distribution, humans, impossible goods, lolworthy, low prices, low profile, shady business, ShadyCraft, successful chain, track, unreasonable

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

anti-racist, Ascended, Based, Bigots, blocky, Degenerate, FAGGOT, Fags, fragile ego, Gay, Humanity, killing themselves, mental barrier, Minecraft, net negative, officially deemed, Proud, question.., racist, RAINBOW, Rascals, Server, Unsure, White

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ores Mined:	2125
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	192	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Crops Grown:	9525	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3467
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Towns Built:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1415
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5672
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

accident, Asian companies, BREAKING, Business, China, Competition, dependence, ghana, Honesty, long term, MODERN, modern Polish train, Polish, Polish trains, Rail, scratching, Sell, train testing, Trains, TrainWreckCraft, Truck

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	New Chunks Explored:	968440
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

#gamer, fanbase, game analysis, game criticism, game design, game developers, game development, game evolution, game industry, Game Mechanics, game perception, game popularity, game reception, game reception trends, game success, game trends, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming phenomenon, gaming trends, Grandma, Mainstream, MainstreamCraft, PRO

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!