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Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

benevolent, Compassionate, Disappointment, Expectations, FANTASY, high school, jocks, leadership, Minecraft, misfits, NERDS, outcasts, popular kids, power shift, preps, Reality, rule, running the world, Server, social hierarchy, society, Stereotypes, TAKEOVER

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!

Subsurface Microbe Madness

madness, Microbe, subsurface

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore the underground depths of earth like never before! we have communities of underground microbes that are more diverse than reefs and rainforests combined! you can dig, mine, and build your way through this crazy world filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the subsurface depths of earth!

Hyrule SMP

Absolute, best, breath of the wild, Discord, Experience, Game, Hyrule, INFORMATION, Join, Kingdom, Kingdom of Hyrule, legend of zelda, Map, Mods, Popular, PORT, ReBuilding, smp, Survival, together, Zelda

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Hyrule SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Hyrule SMP
Theme	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
Focus	Survival and Role-playing
Mods	Several mods for a Zelda experience
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the Hyrule SMP server?

To join our server, please join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there for server access.

What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild, providing a unique and immersive experience for players.

What is the focus of the server?

We focus on survival gameplay and role-playing, as players work together to rebuild the Kingdom of Hyrule in the Minecraft world.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Can I use any mods or resource packs on the server?

While we have several mods installed to enhance the Zelda experience, we ask that players refrain from using additional mods or resource packs that may disrupt the server’s balance.

Holoen’s Realm 1.20

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have saved the mystical land of Holoen from certain doom! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and talking llamas! Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, you’ll blind your enemies just by looking at them! And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save Holoen together!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, bandaid, children, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consoling, CraftyFamily, denial, Empathy, family dynamics, injury, ISOLATION, legos, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, rug, self-absorbed, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!

PurseRageCraft

anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, emergency injection, Frustration, insulin, Medicine, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, personal belongings, privacy, PurseRageCraft, relationship, reorganized purse, Respect, touchy subject, Trust, type 1 diabetic, Upset

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	121
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like this insane story!

Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden treasures in unexpected places, just like this player searched for their missing insulin kit. Who knows, you might find valuable loot in the most bizarre locations, like behind a spice rack or even in the freezer!

But be warned, not everything is as it seems on our server. Just like this player’s boyfriend, you never know who might be messing with your stuff when you least expect it. Will you confront them like this player did, or will you let the mystery unfold as you embark on wild quests and epic battles?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of surprises and shenanigans?

HolyTrinitySMP

bar, black preacher, clergy, comedic setup, comedy, cultural stereotypes, diverse group, Entertainment, funny scenario, HolyTrinitySMP, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Priest, PUNCHLINE, Rabbi, religious humor, religious leaders, social gathering, traditional roles, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Votes:	6842	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8601
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we got a Priest, a Rabbi, and a black charismatic preacher all chilling together, right? It’s like a crazy sitcom up in here! And get this, they all walk into a bar together, but instead of ordering drinks, they start building a giant church right there in the bar! And then they start a crazy religious cult in the server, but like, in a totally chill and hilarious way, you know?

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

CraftyNoobs

Ability, Aptitude, capability, competence, competency, Craft, CraftyNoobs, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, generation, hands-on, imperative, knowledge, Mastery, practical, proficiency, skill, SPECIALIZED, talent, Technical

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	New Chunks Explored:	28344
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Do you struggle with the basic life skill of building a fire? Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends during camping trips? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn how to craft the perfect fire pit, roast marshmallows like a pro, and impress everyone with your newfound survival skills. Who needs a lighter when you have Minecraft? Join now and become the ultimate fire-building master!

ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

aphrodisiac, Black Market, consumer protection, counterfeit, Dangerous, enforcement, erectile honey, ErectileCraft, Flooding, France, French, health, Honey, illegal, Import, medication, Officials, Potency, Public Safety, Regulation, sexual health, side effects, viagra, Warning

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6005
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	8136

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds

Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition

2017 tax cuts, boosted incomes, business taxes, Cuts, Donald Trump administration, economic effects, economic impact, Edition, employment, Investment, legislative achievement, Minecraft, pass-through business income, passthrough, Tax, tax benefits, tax cuts, tax implications, tax incentives, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reductions, tax reform, wages

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	251	Void Armor Forged:	12

join this epic minecraft server where the 2017 tax cuts are actually diamond cuts and we all get rich in game currency! build your own pass-through business and watch your income soar by 3-4%!! no impact on investment, wages, or employment because we are all just here to mine and have a good time!! come join the fun and see how the power of tax cuts can make your minecraft dreams come true!!