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Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

AngryCraft SMP

aggravation, AngryCraft, annoyance, Enraging, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, incensed, infuriating, irksome, irritable, Irritation, livid, mad, maddening, Peeved, provoking, RAGE, smp, Upset, vexation, wrathful

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Divine Spears Created:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

CraftyCompliments

acknowledgment, affirmation, appreciation, comfort, compassion, CraftyCompliments, Empathy, encouragement, kind words, love, Positive reinforcement, praise, Reassurance, recognition, Said., Someone, Support, Understanding, Uplifting, validation, wish

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

BBC, BIAS, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Director, documentary, film, freedom of speech, Hamas, HamasCraft, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Nova massacre, Political, Propaganda, Reporting, Server, terrorists

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic solutions, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international conflict, international relations, Kremlin, Kremlin statement, KremlinCraft, Négotiation, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, Politics, russia, Russia’s stance, world news, Zone

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Star Shards Collected:	239
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Potions Brewed:	63
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

ad effectiveness, ad fatigue, ad targeting, advertising, Blockers, brand awareness, brand loyalty., companies, consumer behavior, consumer engagement, consumer preferences, consumer psychology, consumer trust., Customer retention, Digital Marketing, market research, marketing tactics, online advertising, Paradise, product promotion, purchasing decisions, unskippable ads

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	169	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	394557
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Origins of Plants & Paws

45 million years, challenging theories, distinct landmasses, Evolution, geographic origins, insects, interconnected, interconnected origins, landmasses, long-held theories, Mammals, new study, Origins, Paws, Plants, separate evolution, study

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ores Mined:	2615
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Noob Zone Minecraft Server

Anime, Faggot character, fictional character, first-person pronoun, Gender Identity, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, LGBTQ anime character, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ manga character, LGBTQ protagonist, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ storyline, LGBTQ themes, Manga, Minecraft, non-binary, noob, ore, queer representation, Server, Zone

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

Anime, cat-and-mouse game, crime, death note, detective, Justice, Kira, l.., light yagami, Manga, Mello, Misa Amane, morality, near.., ryuk, shinigami, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Yotsuba Arc

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Towns Built:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.

Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server

baby-proofing, banned, Boundaries, christmas, Communication, compromise, family acceptance, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family time, father’s side, holiday traditions, Hosting, mom’s boyfriend, moms, mother-daughter relationship, new baby, polyamorous relationship, quality time, Server, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Towns Built:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!