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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8828 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 1286 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Farms Harvested: | 632 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
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