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EconomySMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	6432

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crops Grown:	2252
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

play.chaoticmc.net

MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	32	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	222	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Crops Grown:	6209	Divine Spears Created:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Zombie Dances:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	New Chunks Explored:	503749
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magic Items Found:	7026	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6777
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

Norwegian Survival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

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