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Veylix

Adventure, adventurers, Battles, Challenges, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Economy, Empire, Events, innovation, ISLAND, Journey, KitPvP, legend, marketplace, Minecraft, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Spawn, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8838	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	24759	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	8273	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our thriving Minecraft Skyblock community! Dive into a dynamic world where creativity knows no bounds and challenges await at every turn. Build your island empire from scratch, harnessing the power of teamwork and innovation to conquer the skies. Engage in exhilarating PvP battles, explore custom biomes teeming with adventure, and discover unique treasures hidden within our meticulously crafted spawn. With regular events, a vibrant marketplace, and a welcoming community of fellow adventurers, there’s never been a better time to join us on this epic journey. Forge your path, claim your destiny, and become a legend in the realm of Skyblock!

Join veylix.net today!

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Perception LOLcraft

anxiety, argumentative, dark triad, Generosity, identity crisis, Interpretation, LolCraft, misinterpretation, narcissist, negative thoughts, offensive, Perception, personal growth, Problem, punishment, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self worth, self-perception, success

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misinterpretation is the name of the game! Join us if you want to experience a world where everything you say gets twisted into something completely different. It’s like playing a game of telephone, but with consequences!

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being a regular old player? Well, on our server, we welcome covert narcissists with open arms! Get ready to argue your way to the top, because giving up is not an option here.

Feeling anxious about joining? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to embrace your dark triad thoughts and let your inner narcissist shine. Who needs success when you can just be your true, twisted self?

So come on, join us on our server and let’s see just how far your misinterpretations and narcissistic tendencies can take you. It’s a whole new world of chaos and confusion, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!

Affair, Cases, cocaine, counsellor, Drugs, Fun, howard, Howards, Job, MELTDOWNS, part, Safe, Sandpiper settlement, SpergCraft, sperged out, SUPREME COURT, Tantrum, vending machines

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Howard on cocaine? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like Howard’s wife having an affair while he’s busy filling vending machines. Join us for a Sandpiper settlement-themed adventure where the Supreme Court might just toss out your case if you’re not on drugs. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now!

PresidentialShockerLOLZ

#classified information, #revelation, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, Deception, Government, hidden agenda., national security, Political, power, Presidential history, scandal, scandalous revelation, shocking discovery, shocking secret, shocking truth, U.S. president, White House

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Potions Brewed:	56
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Step right up, folks, to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the most shocking secret revealed about a U.S. president on this server. Turns out, old George Washington himself was actually a secret ninja who fought off the British with his mad skills and a trusty diamond sword. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln – rumor has it he could summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his top hat! So if you want to uncover the wildest presidential secrets and maybe even learn a few ninja moves yourself, join us on this server now!

Alpine-Craft

alpine-craft.us.to:25568, AlpineCraft, Auctionhouse, Customenchants, EarlyDevelopment, Economy, Homes, Ip:, Jobs, Landclaims, MCMMO, Minecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, Rtp, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Towny, Voterewards

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Villages Defended:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	126	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29

New Minecraft Economy SMP Server! – CUSTOM ENCHANTS – Vote Rewards! – Jobs! – AuctionHouse! – Player Shops! – Player Warps! – Land Claims! – Homes! – RTP! – MCMMO! – Streamers! And Much More To Come! Server Is Still In Early Development Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568

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Childhood Bops MC

Anime, anime opening, anime theme song, bops, butterfly, Childhood, childhood favorite, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, Favorite, favorite song, japanese, long trail tag, Memories, Music, music from childhood, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, Opening Theme, sentimental, theme song

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Buildings Constructed:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	248

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical journey through your favorite childhood memories! Imagine logging in and being greeted by a giant butterfly flying around, singing the opening theme song from your favorite childhood show! And that’s just the beginning.

Join our server and experience crazy adventures like riding unicorns through rainbow forests, battling evil dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a castle made entirely out of candy! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, click that link and join us today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal that leads to a land where all your childhood dreams come true!

Left or Right? Minecraft Madness

Choices, choose, choose wisely, choose your destiny, choose your path, Crossroads, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, fork in the road, left, left or right, left or right turn, madness, Minecraft, navigation, Options, paths, right, uncertainty, Which way

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t believe in rules! Want to build a giant toilet castle? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to do whatever the heck you want in the world of Minecraft. Choose your path – will you go left and discover a land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs? Or will you go right and find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can eat your way to victory?

But beware, on this server, the mobs are not your typical Minecraft mobs. You might come across a zombie riding a unicorn or a skeleton playing the accordion. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles – let’s just say you might find yourself facing off against a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, left or right, the choice is yours – but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

BoobieCraft

bazookas, boobies, boulders, Bust, euphemism for bosom, euphemism for breasts, euphemism for chest, favorite boobs, fun bags, Girls, Honkers, Hooters, jugs, knockers, melons, RACK, sweater puppies, Tatas, Twins

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack creativity and excitement? Join our wacky server where we refer to boobs as “jubblies” and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Melons hidden deep within the land! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a titillating adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft Mania

art, Community, creativity, digital art, exhausted, funny, furry art posting, Gaming, humor, illustration, internet culture, Mania, meme, Minecraft, obligatory, ONLINE, PEPEGA, sleep deprived, social media, streaming, tired, twitch

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you furry art enthusiasts out there. Why? Because we have a designated gallery where you can post all your amazing furry creations for everyone to admire. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking animals who use their magical powers to keep the server running smoothly. So come join us and unleash your inner furry artist while uncovering the mysteries of our enchanted server!

IsraeLOL Conquered Yet? Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conquered, Diplomacy, gaza, History, international relations, Israel, Israeli, IsraeLOL, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, peace process, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, War, West Bank

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mines Excavated:	2103	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Farms Harvested:	226
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Alien Abductions:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles where the winner gets to ride a dragon into the sunset. Want to know if Israel is conquered yet? Well, on our server, anything is possible – you might just find yourself leading an army of chickens to victory!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is considering retirement. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions).