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Caged Rat Detox Minecraft SMP

Cage, Caged, coping mechanisms, depression, Detox, emotional wellbeing, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Minecraft, rat, realization, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self reflection, self-destructive behavior, smp, social media, SUICIDE

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	151
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4921
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing more chaotic than the mobs at night are the players during the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping mixtapes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world, always causing drama and gossip.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? Well, let’s just say that one time a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant potato farm and now they’re known as the Potato King. True story.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you can survive the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, anything can happen.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

anal sex, blocky, BOOTY, comfort, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, desire, emotional, Experience, Exploration, Intimacy, Minecraft, nerves, PENETRATION, Physical, Pleasure, Sensation, Sensitive, Server, sex, stimulation, taboo

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Emeralds Found:	1768
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes, including answering life’s most burning questions like “What does anal sex feel like?” Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, dive into the unknown and let your imagination run wild with us!

Minecraft SMP – /hdg/ – Hell Divers General

3rd person shooter, alien insects, co-op, contested planets, Democracy Space Station, divers, Galaxy, general, hdg, Hell, Helldivers, Helldivers General, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Omens of Tyranny, Patch, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Urban Legends

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Void Gems Collected:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with alien insects and robots ready to take over the galaxy. But fear not, because it’s your job to Spread Democracy and liberate planets one block at a time.

Join us as we wage war against the forces of evil, completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas while racing against the clock. With enough successful operations, we can liberate entire planets and maybe even the entire galaxy – no pressure, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you to uncover. From the Truth Enforcers to the Urban Legends, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your squad, and join us in the most epic battle for democracy that Minecraft has ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little alien invasion, that is.

Holy Moly Minecraft Server

Aesthetic, celebration, ceremony, Cultural, Festive, holiday, HOLY, Minecraft, MOLY, observance, Religion, religious celebration, religious ceremony, religious festivity, religious holiday, religious observance, religious ritual, religious tradition, ritual, Sacred, Server, special occasion, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t celebrate holidays in style? Well, look no further because on our server, we take holiday aesthetics to a whole new level! Picture this: on Christmas, our entire server transforms into a winter wonderland with snowmen, Christmas trees, and even Santa Claus himself flying around on a sleigh pulled by reindeer! And don’t even get me started on Halloween – our server becomes a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises and trick-or-treating zombies! So if you want to experience holidays like never before, join our server and get ready for some seriously festive fun!

Fries Your Brain with High Frequency Waves Directly into Your Minecraft SMP

Brain, Cognitive, Conspiracy Theory, direct, ear canal, experimentation, Frequency, Fries, futuristic, HIGH, high frequency waves, Kid, Manipulation, mind control, Minecraft, neural, pemFries, personnel, psychological warfare, science fiction, secret government project, SMPemp, Targeted, Technology, Transmission, Waves

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	170
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of our players.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster turns everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos while riding a llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up anything in its path. Will you be brave enough to challenge this feathered fiend?

So come on and join us if you dare. Just be prepared to have your brain fried with high frequency waves directly into your ear canal. Nothing personnel, kid.

Chuuba’s Twisted Humor Minecraft Server

alternative comedy, Approval, boundary-pushing humor, Chuubas, controversial, dark humor, eccentric, Edgy, humor, Minecraft, modernist individualism, narcissism, nonconformist, outcast, rebellious, Server, sick humor, society, subversive humor, taboo, Twisted, twisted humor, Unconventional, unconventional humor

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Towns Built:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the chuubas out there with a dark, sick twisted sense of humor and a hint of narcissistic modernist individualism that society just can’t handle! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, crazy events, and a community of misfits who will accept you for who you truly are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have taken over the virtual world in a quest for world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique and bizarre as you are, look no further. Join us today and let your inner chuuba shine in all its twisted glory!

No Virgin Women Are So Disgusting Minecraft SMP

ABSTINENCE, attraction, chastity, conservative views, disgust, Disgusting, double standards, judgmental, Minecraft, moral standards., non-virgin, personal beliefs, purity, relationships, sexual experience, sexual history, sexual partners, sexual preferences, smp, societal norms, traditional values, Virgin, virgin women, VIRGINITY, Women

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	314269	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the purest of players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, even the mobs are virgins. That’s right, no non-virgin creepers blowing up your builds here!

Join us if you want to be surrounded by only the most pristine players who have never even looked at another block in a lewd way. Our community is so pure, even the Ender Dragon is saving itself for marriage.

So come on down to our SMP and experience a world where virginity is the ultimate currency. Who needs diamonds when you can have the purity of a thousand snow golems? Join now and remember, only virgins allowed!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Pixelated Pals Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Authenticity, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, growth, innovation, Integrity, Investment, leadership, long-term vision, loyalty, Management, Minecraft, MONEY, PALS, Passion, pixelated, rare, Server, success, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Crops Grown:	1202	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Villages Defended:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to grind for hours just to get a few measly diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has been bought out by a rich eccentric who just wants us to have fun! That’s right, no more grinding for resources, just pure unadulterated fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle without worrying about running out of blocks. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to create a giant statue of a chicken? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

And the best part? Our new owner has deep pockets, so expect crazy events like diamond rain showers and exploding cows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

/wvp/ – Western Vtuber Party Minecraft SMP

adult content, Adult Fan Content, audios, Chuubas, explicit discussion, Fan art, fanfiction, indie vtubers, lewd content, lewd discussion, lewd fan art, lewd fanfiction, maid duties, Minecraft, NSFW, Party, smp, sustained lewd discussion, tributes, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, vtuber community, Western, Western Vtuber Porn, western vtubers, wvp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all your lewd indie vtuber discussions! Join us for explicit discussions, fan art, fanfiction, and even relevant tributes to your favorite indie vtubers. And guess what? The vtubers themselves are welcome to join in on the fun! So why wait? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft lewd again!