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Call of Blocky: Dial ‘1-403-926-5649’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world! Can you handle it? – We have a secret underground base filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises. Just watch out for the TNT traps! – Our admin team consists of highly trained dolphins who will guide you through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. They may even grant you three wishes if you’re lucky! – The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but CHICKEN NUGGETS. Trade wisely! – We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of LAVA and EXPLOSIONS. Hold on tight!

So what are you waiting for? Call 1-403-926-5649 now and join the craziest Minecraft server of all time!

PixelatedPals: “What do you guys look like?”

175cm, Appearance, guys, height, personal image, physical traits, PixelatedPals, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, self description, self disclosure, self esteem, self portrait, self representation, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-presentation, visual description, what do you look like

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are as big as your dreams and the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a journey through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes?

Join us and you’ll get to build your own INSANE creations, like a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t worry about getting lost in this vast world, because we have UNICORNS that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can battle against ZOMBIE PIGMEN in epic PvP matches, go on quests to find the legendary LOST DIAMOND OF DOOM, or even ride a GIANT CHICKEN into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the MINECRAFT MADNESS begin!

Crafty McLaughy – Where Minecraft is the only way to play something!

1. Go play something, childhood play 7. Playful moments, Crafty, creative play 5. Playful activities, indoor play 4. Active play, McLaughy, Minecraft, Play, Playtime, playtime 10. Playful experiences, playtime 2. Fun games, playtime 3. Outdoor play, playtime 6. Playful games, playtime 8. Playful adventures, playtime 9. Playful memories

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	128
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on sleeping pills? Well, THIS server is the cure for your gaming blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive llamas, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to any player brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on THIS server? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Dynamite Divas Minecraft

coexistence, cyberbullying, danger, discrimination, DIVAS, dynamite, extremism, fear, Harassment, hate crime, intolerance, Islamophobia, Minecraft, online hate, Peace, prejudice, racism, radicalization, Safety, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, violence

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1076
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	74	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything goes, including bombing Muslim girls! Just kidding, we don’t condone violence in any form. But if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and build amazing structures, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up creepers and zombies with your TNT cannons. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And who knows, you might even encounter a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows!

But the real reason to join our server is the community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional family, always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, no actual bombing of anyone, especially not Muslim girls.

Barefoot Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

aliexpress jeans, Barefoot, Bash, bday party, Birthday, casual attire, celebration, Cultural differences, Decision making, deodorant, Dilemma, fashion, flipflops, friendship, indian friend, Minecraft, Outfit, party etiquette, personal hygiene, ralph lauren polo shirt, Server, social norms, Style

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for a wild and wacky time! Imagine a world where your Indian friend shows up to your birthday party wearing flipflops, a fake Ralph Lauren polo shirt, and cheap AliExpress jeans without deodorant – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on llamas while battling zombie pigs with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant toilet house in the sky and inviting all your friends over for a ridiculous party?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door – because on our server, anything goes!

Crafty Charlie’s Chaos

Chaos, Charlie, Charlie Images, Charlie Thread, Charlies, Communication, community standards, CONTENT, Crafty, Guidelines, Images, Moderation, no porn, No Porno, Online Community, plz, post, Respect, rules, sharing, social media, Thread

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is no posting Charlie images… unless they’re CHARLIE THE UNICORN images, then it’s totally allowed! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster ride.

Join us for INSANE adventures where you can ride GIANT CHICKENS into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Build your own CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your MOON ROCKS.

But remember, the most important rule of all is to never, ever post any CHARLIE images that aren’t related to unicorns. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you break that rule… let’s just say it involves a lot of EXPLODING SHEEP. So come join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Colonialism, compensation, Crafty, crazy, cultural identity, descendants, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, European descent, heritage, historical trauma, History, INEQUALITY, injustice, man, manly, Minecraft, reparations, reparative justice, restitution, ROMANS, Server, social justice, Waiting

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Farms Harvested:	172	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11

Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

assets, bankers, BLOCK, commodities, Crisis, Economy, Edition, finance, financial institutions, Global, inflation, investing, market, market trends, Minecraft, MONEY, Party, precious metals, recession, speculation, stocks, Trading, uncertainty, wealth

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

Lost in Blockville

Blockville, confusion, Despair, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, feeling stuck, Frustration, helplessness, hopelessness, Lost, mental health, numbness, overwhelmed, pointlessness, Sadness, searching for meaning, seeking guidance, self-doubt, Struggling, uncertainty

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!