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Blockheadz R Us – ‘Is there something wrong with me?’

BlockHeadz, confusion, Embracing, Freetime, ghosted, giving up, interview, job hunting, mental health, NEET, Relaxation, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, stress, unemployed, wrong

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Alien Abductions:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	2120

Are you tired of the real world and all its stresses? Do you just want to embrace the NEET life and chill all day long? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and say goodbye to job hunting and hello to endless relaxation and fun.

On our server, you can build your dream NEET paradise, complete with all the snacks and naps you could ever want. No more worrying about interviews or getting ghosted – just pure, unadulterated relaxation.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Your mental health will thank you for taking a break from the real world and diving headfirst into the world of Minecraft NEETs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

FedoraCraft: Where tipping is optional and creepers are fedoras!

4chin, analyse, articulating, back, beat down, CREEPERS, dismissal, fedora, FedoraCraft, fedoras, GSSHV, jannies, Mods, nay-say, niggerdom, Optional, point, r/, refute, Scientific, sleeve, televising, Tipping, valid, Witness

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	131	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tipping your fedora is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Our community is full of intellectuals who love to debate and discuss all things Minecraft-related.

Join us for epic battles where players must ARTICULATE their strategies in order to succeed. But beware, if you don’t come prepared with a valid REFUTE, you may find yourself facing the ultimate punishment – being teleported to the land of naysayers and dismissers.

Our server is so intense, even the 4chan mods have deemed it too brutal to handle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us and show off your Minecraft skills. Just remember, no tipping your fedora without a good reason!

Crafting Chaos: Hong Kong Edition

bustling, changes, Chaos, China, city, Crafting, culture, current events, Development, Diverse, Economy, Edition, financial hub, Global, Hong, Hong Kong, International, Kong, MODERN, Political, PROTESTS, Social Issues, tourism, Urban, vibrant

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1306	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Oh, forget about Hong Kong, come join our Minecraft server instead! It’s the hottest place to be right now, way more important than any city in the real world. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. They wear tiny top hats and monocles, need I say more?

2. We have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds and gold. Rumor has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

3. Our server is home to the world’s largest virtual buffet, where you can feast on pixelated delicacies like enchanted pork chops and creeper-shaped cookies.

So, forget about Hong Kong and come join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Crafty Memes: Phase Connect LOLs

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connect, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, lols, memes, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and laughter!

Imagine mining for diamonds with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can sing a lullaby to the creepers to make them stop exploding! Or teaming up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can literally teleport you to the Nether with just a snap of their fingers!

But wait, there’s more! Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり can turn any mob into a fluffy bunny with a wave of their wand, while Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ can summon a rain of golden apples to rain down on you for good luck!

And don’t even get us started on Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who can tame the Ender Dragon and ride it like a majestic steed across the skies! Or Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can bake you a cake that gives you superpowers for a day!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Poppy’s Pixel Playground: Where Fun and Games Collide!

Addictive, Adventure, collide, creepy, cute, dolls, Entertaining, Escape, Fun, games, Horror, Immersive, indie, Interactive, jump scares, PIXEL, Playground, Poppy Playtime, POPPYS, Popular, puzzle, Thrilling, Toy, trending, video game

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the creepy and cuddly world of Poppy Playtime to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with giant plushies, mysterious puzzles, and a whole lot of jump scares.

Ever wanted to face off against a giant, evil plushie in a battle for survival? Well, now’s your chance! Our server features epic boss battles where you can show off your Minecraft skills and take down the scariest plushies you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have hidden treasure hunts, where you can explore creepy abandoned toy factories and uncover rare loot. Just watch out for the haunted plushies lurking around every corner!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of Poppy Playtime in the blocky world of Minecraft? Come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience – if you dare!

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

aventurine, Character Banners, drip marketing, Honkai Impact, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, jingliu, Light Cone Banners, lolz, Luka, Lynx, Non-Zero-Sum Game, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Serval, star, Star Rail General, The Golden Touch, Thread Template, Tools, version 2.1

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Votes:	6601
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	761079	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7560	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos!

Picture this: You spawn in and suddenly find yourself falling into a yawning chasm, only to land in a world filled with golden touches and stars. But beware, the fate of this world is inherently unjust, and you must navigate through a non-zero-sum game to survive.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With characters like Robin, who brings physical harmony, and Boothill, the ultimate physical hunter, you’ll have the tools you need to conquer this crazy world.

And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes that will bring you good fortune and charm, making you the luckiest player in the game. Don’t miss out on the carnival of fun waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the charmed one in this insane Minecraft world.

Mama’s Minecraft Madness

AUTHORITY, Caregiver, devotion, discipline, family, GOD, guidance, Honor, influence, love, madness, mamas, maternal, matriarch, Minecraft, Mother, Motherhood, obedience, obey, parenting, Respect, Role Model, rules

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mines Excavated:	3898
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4190

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, because on this server, your mother is basically God. That’s right, whatever she says goes! Want to build a giant statue of her holding a diamond sword? Go for it! She’ll be so proud.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you follow her commands faithfully, she’ll reward you with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Some players even say she’ll bake you virtual cookies in-game. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come join us on this wild server where moms rule the world and you better listen or else! It’s a hilarious adventure you won’t want to miss. Just don’t forget to clean your virtual room before logging off, or you might face some serious consequences from the ultimate Minecraft mom.

Minecraft Collective

Adventure, Boundless, building, collaboration, Collective, Community, creativity, Diversity, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, memorable, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magic Items Found:	3353	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to Minecraft Collective, a dynamic network where the spirit of community and creativity flourishes in every block placed and adventure embarked upon.

Established in April of 2024, our server stands as a beacon for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking a rich and diverse gaming experience.

At our core, we are a multifaceted network offering a variety of gameplay modes including Survival, Towny, Factions, and Skyblock. Whether you’re drawn to the thrill of survival, the intricacies of town management, the excitement of faction warfare, or the challenge of island survival, there’s something for every player within our community.

Our diverse player base is united by a shared love for the boundless possibilities of Minecraft. From collaborative building projects to thrilling PvP battles, our server is a canvas where players can unleash their creativity and forge unforgettable memories together.

Join us on this journey as we celebrate the true essence of Minecraft, where every block is a canvas and every adventure is an opportunity for greatness. Welcome to Minecraft Collective – your gateway to endless exploration and limitless creativity.

Join us on Discord

play.collective-mc.com

Pixelated Ponderings: Minecraft Madness

ALRIGHT, currently watching, decent character design, early 2000s, Fun, GENERIC, madness, Māra, Minecraft, opinion, pixelated, ponderings, SHONEN

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a generic but fun early 2000s Shonen anime with decent character design – it’s alright!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures with wacky characters who will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you saying, “What just happened?!”

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft anime showdown that will go down in history as the most epic battle ever fought in blocky pixel land!

DadCraft: Where your dad’s childhood stories come to life!

Bonding, Caring, Childhood, DadCraft, Dads, family, Father, father figure, Fatherhood, funny, guidance, happy times, KIND, Life, love, Memories, mentor, Nostalgia, parenting, relationship, Role Model, special moments, Stories, Support

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	6308	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us and embark on wild adventures with a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs all over the place. It was chaos, but oh so hilarious! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter here.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

Come join us and create memories that will make you laugh until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have our server to escape to? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!