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ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Void Armor Forged:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Votes:	5240	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Magic Items Found:	5773
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6030
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	New Chunks Explored:	634017

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7971	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Buildings Constructed:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥