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WeddingCrasher69

friendship boundaries, wedding drama, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCrasher69

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crops Grown:	5749
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of wedding crashers trying to steal your man? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee zero drama from sneaky guests like G! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, our cheese selection is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about any last-minute errands ruining your big day. Say “I do” to our server and leave the wedding crashers behind!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian cities, Canadian culture, Canadian economy, Canadian education, Canadian food, Canadian geography, Canadian healthcare, Canadian history, Canadian immigration, Canadian lifestyle, Canadian multiculturalism, Canadian people, Canadian politics, Canadian sports, canadian stereotypes, Canadian tourism, canadian traditions, Canadian weather, canadian wildlife, CraftyCanuck, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Do you love maple syrup, apologizing excessively, and saying “eh” after every sentence? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We have igloos made out of diamond blocks, polar bears that give out free hugs, and a secret underground hockey rink where you can battle it out with your friends. Plus, if you find the elusive moose boss, you’ll be granted three wishes (but be careful, he’s a crafty one). So come join us and experience the Great White North like never before!

CraftyMinerz: Job Deets LOL

Adaptability, career development, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, continuous learning, CraftyMinerz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, deets, Empathy, innovation, Job, leadership, lol, multitasking, organization, problem solving, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9690	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Do you ever wish people understood the struggles of being a professional Minecraft player? Well, on our server, you can finally find a community that gets it! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the occasional llama parade. Trust us, you won’t find a more understanding group of players anywhere else. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world just how tough it is to be a Minecraft master!

HamasCraft: Hostage Negotiations

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the virtual world of minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get kidnapped by a group of evil villagers and taken hostage. but fear not, my friend, because on this epic minecraft server, you have the chance to negotiate your own freedom with none other than the Biden Administration and Hamas!

that’s right, folks. we’ve got crazy political drama happening in our minecraft world, where you can roleplay as a hostage trying to strike a deal with world leaders. will you be able to sweet talk your way out of captivity? or will you have to resort to more… creative methods to escape?

join us now for a wild ride of international diplomacy, virtual style. who knew that minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and get ready to negotiate your way to freedom!

PixelPlaysMC: KnowYourRole

balance, Boundaries, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, healthy relationships, humility, KnowYourRole, learn our place, mindfulness, overplaying, personal growth, perspective, PixelPlaysMC, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-control, someone’s life, Understanding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15

So, like, have you ever wanted to be a potato farmer in Minecraft? Well, this server is the place for you! We have the most epic potato fields you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they’re so majestic that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who can speak in ancient languages and grant wishes to those who bring them the rarest of diamonds. Rumor has it that one player even got a pet llama that could fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. True story, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. The catch? You have to defeat the evil Chicken King who guards it with an army of zombie chickens. But hey, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for?

PandemicCraft: 50% Suicide Rise

community support, coping mechanisms, Covid-19, crisis intervention, emotional well being, follow-up cohort, healthcare system, long-term effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health services, mental illness, pandemic, PandemicCraft, psychological distress, public health, research study, Rise, risk factors, social isolation, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so, like, this server is legit the bomb dot com, like seriously. you wanna know why? because we have a 50% rise in suicide behaviors after the COVID-19 pandemic, like what even is that?! but wait, there’s more. we did a huge 5-year follow-up cohort study and the results were like, mind-blowing.

join our server and experience the thrill of surviving a pandemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies. who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone again. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. who knows, maybe you’ll even find the meaning of life in a blocky world. #YOLO #Minecraft4Life

MineWowServer – Explore the Wow of Minecraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the avatars are as colorful as a rainbow sheep and the signature moves are more epic than a battle with the Ender Dragon.

Join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP showdown in the Nether. Our server is so lit, it makes the lava lakes in the game look like mere puddles. Plus, our community is tighter than a group of villagers huddling in fear during a zombie siege.

Forget about boring old servers, come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more exhilarating than riding a pig off a cliff with a carrot on a stick. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, every day is a new adventure waiting to happen.

ViniCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, crime, discrimination, european football, football, hate crime, justice served, la liga, Minecraft, Prison, punishment, RACIAL ABUSE, racism, real madrid, sentenced, Server, social justice, spain, sports, Sportsmanship, VALENCIA FANS, Vini Jr, ViniCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Farms Harvested:	191	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of madness!

Join us and experience the chaos of building a house while being chased by a pack of angry llamas, or try to survive a zombie apocalypse in a world where the sun never sets!

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a giant chicken race where the winner gets a diamond pickaxe made of pure cheese? Or maybe you’d prefer to explore our secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and deadly traps (watch out for the exploding sheep!).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)! Just click the link and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

AstroPleasureCraft

adult film, alien encounters, AstroPleasureCraft, celestial bodies, cosmic climax, cosmic coupling, cosmic love, Erotic, erotic adventure, extraterrestrial erotica, FANTASY, galaxy XXX, intergalactic, interstellar passion, outer space, planetary pleasure, Porno, Sci Fi, space exploration, space seduction, starry night

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world…literally! Join us on our intergalactic adventure where you can build your own spaceship, mine for moon rocks, and battle aliens for diamonds!

But that’s not all, we also have a special event called “Space Porno Night” where players can gather to watch hilarious outer space-themed adult films together. Who knew that aliens had such wild parties in space? So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

MacronCraft Minecraft Server

crushing loss, Defeat, Democracy, Dissolution, election results, EU elections, european politics, european union, far right, France, French parliament, Government, legislative branch, Macron, MacronCraft, Minecraft, nationalist, political parties, political upheaval, Politics, populist, power shift, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so epic it made macron wanna dissolve the french parliament? well, look no further cuz our server is lit af! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. join us now and be part of the revolution! who needs politics when u can have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show macron who’s boss! #minecraftoverpolitics #macronwho #joinusnow