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EmberCraft Minecraft Server

Battles, Characters, embercraft, FANTASY, fantasy world, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Awakening, Fire Emblem Fates, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Three Houses, long-running series, Medieval, Minecraft, Nintendo, nintendo switch, role playing, Server, Story-Driven, strategy game, tactical combat, tactical rpg, turn based, video game

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Towns Built:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8204	Dragon Eggs Found:	8061
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because this server is about to blow your mind! We’ve taken Minecraft and turned it into Fire Emblem – that’s right, now you can battle it out with your friends using swords, magic, and even dragons!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the world of Fire Emblem Minecraft. These llamas have been studying the art of war for years and are ready to lead you to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, a portal to a secret dimension opens up where you can battle against giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they may be cute, but they’re fierce warriors in disguise!

BottomDollarMinecraftSMP

Bottom, bottom sold, bottom tags, bottom tags sold, bottom tags they sold, BottomDollarMinecraftSMP, long tail, SOLD, sold bottom, sold bottom tags, sold long tail, sold tags, tags, they sold bottom, they sold long tail, they sold tags, they sold the bottom, they sold the bottom long tail, they sold the bottom tags

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. One time, the admins decided to sell the bottom of the world to a group of evil villagers. Now, every time you dig down, you might just run into a group of angry villagers demanding rent for their underground property. It’s a wild ride, folks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon-eating, diamond-dropping flying pigs. Where else are you going to find that kind of entertainment?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh (or cry, depending on how you look at it). From TNT traps to fake treasure hunts, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, watch your back and never trust a pig with wings.

CraftyCanvasCo

affordable, CHARGE, children, Clients, Commission, CraftyCanvasCo, dad, Friend, gift, House, Job, MARRIED, mom, MONEY, Painting, reference, social media, supplies, Time, UNFAIR, WORTH..

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this tale of friendship turned sour.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of waiting years for a painting (or in our case, waiting for new updates and features). 2. Get sneak peeks of what’s to come, just like the sneak peeks of the painting in this story. 3. Enjoy the drama of unexpected charges and price hikes – who knows what surprises await you on our server! 4. Interact with a community that’s as unpredictable as this friend’s behavior – you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us now for a gaming experience that’s just as crazy as this story! (But don’t worry, we won’t charge you $700 for it) 😉

MineCraftMayhem: RussianRageInBorder

Attack, border crisis, border region, Conflict, criticism, eastern europe, Frustration, geopolitical tensions, Government, inaction, international relations, Invasion, Military, MinecraftMayhem, Officials, Outrage, response, RussianRageInBorder, russians, State, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA! OUR BORDER REGION IS LIT WITH ACTION AND INACTION, JUST LIKE OFFICIALS DEALING WITH UKRAINIAN FORCES!

WE HAVE RUSSIANS SCREAMING “WHY DID OUR STATE ALLOW THIS?” AND UKRAINIANS ATTACKING LEFT AND RIGHT!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH INTRIGUE, BETRAYAL, AND BLOCKY BATTLES! WHO NEEDS REAL-LIFE POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?

SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS FOR YOURSELF! YOU WON’T REGRET IT… OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET!

BlockHeadCops & DepressedDiggers

BlockHeadCops, DepressedDiggers, depressive symptoms, first responders, head injury, head trauma, law enforcement, law enforcement depression, law enforcement injuries, law enforcement mental health, law enforcement officers, law enforcement PTSD, law enforcement trauma, mental health, mental health awareness, Officers, police officers, ptsd, research, study, Trauma

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4084
Magic Items Found:	3458	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6

so, like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, u should cuz get this – 3 outta 4 cops have had a head injury! and like, they say if u join our server, u won’t get PTSD or be depressed like those head injury cops. so like, join now and protect ur brain from the bad vibes, bro!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

4chan, Calm, comedic portrayals, cultural perceptions, FANTASY, funny, humor, humor in media, internet culture, Minecraft, movies, Philosophical, PixelPunch, race relations, racial stereotypes, Server, Shattered, social media, societal expectations, stand up comedy, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white people are so hilariously unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and unexpected twists.

Our server is like a 4chan meme come to life, where white people break all stereotypes and show their true colors in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of cheese to organizing dance parties with llamas, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why join our server? Because watching white people be anything but calm and philosophical will have you laughing so hard you won’t be able to stand it! Come join the fun and see just how funny white people can be in the world of Minecraft.

MovieStealer Minecraft SMP

big impact, breakout performance, breakout star, memorable character, Minecraft, Minimal character, movie character, MovieStealer, overshadowing lead, scene stealer, scene stealer tag, scene stealing performance, show stealing performance, small role, smp, standout moment, steals the movie, supporting character, supporting role, underdog actor, underrated actor, unexpected standout

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the minimal character steals the show! Forget about building epic structures or conquering dungeons, the real MVP here is the character with the least amount of pixels. Join us for a chance to witness the most absurd and hilarious moments as the underdog takes the spotlight in every situation.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a squad of rebellious dolphins. Will you dare to embark on this ridiculous quest and claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Redstone Retreat Minecraft Server

adult trip, aita, anniversary trip, bahamas, Communication, Conflict Resolution, couple trip, Empathy, family trip, healthy sex life, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, Period, quality time, Redstone, relationship, Retreat, Server, Understanding, vacation, vacation memories, vacation sex

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things anniversary trips and vacation sex! Join us for a wild adventure filled with quality time, romantic getaways, and maybe even some in-game vacation sex (if that’s your thing)! Our community is all about making memories and having a blast, so come on over and let’s make some outrageous stories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate on our server! So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

ElderlyCareDogDilemma

caregiving, college, difficult decision, dog, elderly care, ElderlyCareDogDilemma, family, great grandma, health issues, last option, long distance, Moving, nonnegotiable, nursing home, pet owner, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, safety blanket, socializing, stress, Support

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Divine Spears Created:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re about to embark on a journey to take care of your great grandma who has memory issues, but suddenly she changes her mind because she doesn’t like fur! What a plot twist, right? But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible – even talking animals who can convince your great grandma to change her mind again!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where the drama never ends and the laughs never stop. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the hero of the story and save the day in the most unexpected way possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LottoLoserMC SMP

bad investments, BANKRUPTCY, extravagant purchases, Financial Advice, financial downfall, Financial Planning, financial ruin, Greed, irresponsible spending, lavish lifestyle, losing it all, lottery curse, LottoLoserMC, money mismanagement, poor decisions, reckless behavior, smp, squandering wealth, sudden riches, sudden wealth syndrome, wealth mismanagement, winning the lottery

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret lottery system where every time you win, you have to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And the best part? If you don’t do it within 24 hours, a horde of angry chickens will invade your base and peck you to death!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rule that if you find a rare item like a dragon egg, you have to carry it around with you at all times like a pet. And if you ever lose it, a group of creepers will spawn and follow you around until you find it again.

And don’t even get me started on our annual “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can blow up the most of their own base in the most creative way possible. The winner gets a lifetime supply of obsidian, but the losers have to spend a week living in a house made entirely out of lava blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember, winning the lottery in real life might be great, but winning it in our SMP is a whole different story.