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CraftyHoops Minecraft Server

athlete, Basketball, Competition, coverage, CraftyHoops, EXCITEMENT, Fan, Favorite, Game, interviews, Kahleah Copper, League, Media, Minecraft, NBA, player, press conferences, PROFESSIONAL, Server, sports, success, TEAM, top 20

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with NBA press conferences where Kahleah Copper is hailed as the greatest Minecraft player of all time! Watch as she dominates the virtual court with her epic building skills and take part in outrageous tournaments where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay

ACL reconstruction, aita, bed rest, Blame, busy season, Chores, Communication, compromise, fair, GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay, Girlfriend, Heartless, household responsibilities, injury, relationship dynamics, surgery, surgery recovery, System, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the real-life drama like this crazy chore chart situation! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with unreasonable partners.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone assigning you extra chores just because you got injured. On our server, you’re free to explore, create, and have fun without any unfair expectations.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can unleash your creativity without any judgment, all while avoiding the chaos of real-life drama like this insane chore chart debacle. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

BlockBusterLaughs

all-time favorite, belly laughs, best comedies, BlockBusterLaughs, chuckles, classic comedy, classic humor, comedic genius, comedic gold, comedic timing, comedy, funny movie, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, Laughter, must watch, side-splitting, timeless humor, Top Picks, witty humor

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block tells a joke, every mob has a hilarious catchphrase, and even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile before they explode! Join us for non-stop laughs and endless fun as you navigate through our wacky world filled with pun-tastic puns, meme-tastic memes, and a whole lot of silliness. Who needs popcorn when you can have a side-splitting good time on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to LOL your way through the most consistently funny Minecraft server ever!

KittyCraft: No Dog Calls!

Bitch, Calls, cat calling, catcall culture, disrespectful behavior., dog, dog calling, double standards, feminism, gender, gender stereotypes, Harassment, INEQUALITY, KittyCraft, Misogyny, sexism, Slur, Social Issues, street harassment, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, victim blaming, Women

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7087	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! we have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night and invite you to join in on the fun!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. you can ride on a unicorn or have a dance-off with a talking squirrel, the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for the time of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🦄🍭

MicrobeCraft: Gut Health Edition

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	107	Love Letters Sent:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
New Chunks Explored:	335480	Alien Abductions:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Void Armor Forged:	10

come join our minecraft server where your gut microbiome will be so lit, you’ll never have to worry about cardiovascular disease again! our server is like a magical potion for your insides, making you feel younger and healthier with every block you mine. forget about metabolic dysfunction, we’ve got the cure right here in our virtual world. join us and let your gut microbiome do the talking as you build, explore, and conquer in ways you never thought possible. who knew that playing minecraft could be so good for your health? come see for yourself and start living your best, most microbial life today!

CrabCraft: Where even the sea creatures can’t resist the urge to mine and craft!

Active Discord, active members, Chunk Backups, Community Focused, CrabCraft, Craft, Creatures, discord server, HermitCraft gameplay, Join, Message, Minecraft passion, Resist, Safe Environment, sea, SEASON 2, Survival, Thriving Community, urge, Vanilla, vanilla feel, vanilla perfection, voice chat, Whitelisted, whitelisted security

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8307
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Season	Season 2️⃣ commences 15th June, on 1.21
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused server with emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive

FAQs

Q: How can I join CrabCraft?

A: To join CrabCraft, you can pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible!

Q: Do I need to have any mods installed to play on CrabCraft?

A: Yes, we use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed for voice communication.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: Yes, our server is protected with a whitelist and we also have chunk backups in place to ensure a safe and friendly environment for all players.

Q: What can I expect from the CrabCraft community?

A: You can expect to join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft. Our Discord server is also an active space for communication.

FashionCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body image, clothing, Confidence, dressing well, fashion, fashion advice, fashion choices, fashion inspiration, fashion sense, Fashion tips, fashion trends, FashionCraft, feeling good, looks good while dressed, looks like this naked, Minecraft, Outfit, personal style, self esteem, Server, Style, Wardrobe

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate fashion show! Dress up your character in the coolest outfits and strut your stuff on the virtual runway. But beware, if you strip down to your birthday suit, you’ll transform into a wild and crazy creature that will have everyone laughing! Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your style and see what happens when you let it all hang out on our server!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

#venting, anger, blocktopia, breathes in, Breathing, emotional, exaggerated, exaggerated emotions, exaggerated reaction, expressive, Frustration, INTENSE, loud, Minecraft, Outburst, overreacting, Pump, rant, Release, scam, Server, stress, Yelling

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8019
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just make you yawn? Well, look no further because our server will literally make you scream with excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly pumping adrenaline as you navigate through insane challenges and obstacles. Our server will have you on the edge of your seat, or should I say, on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it will make you question your sanity. You’ll be screaming “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH” as you try to survive and thrive in our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Just remember to breathe…if you can.

PatriotCraft: A-50 Takedown

A-50 radar plane, A50, aerial warfare, air defense system, defense technology, downing, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, international relations, January, military capabilities, military conflict, military defense, missile defense system, patriot missile, PatriotCraft, radar technology, russia, security measures, takedown, Ukraine, US

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down valuable radar planes with patriot missiles just like Ukraine did to Russia in January! we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion! join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

UnseenAndUnemployedCraft

Assumptions, catching up, Communication, Courtesy, employed, family, Friends, Life Changes, MARRIED, never assume, Pregnant, reconnecting, relationships, reunion, social etiquette, Status, Surprises, UnseenAndUnemployedCraft, Updates, work

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6605	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ores Mined:	4567
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

hey u! yes u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well have i got the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding!

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while shooting fireballs at ur enemies! u can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not?

oh, and did i mention that if u join our server, u will automatically become a millionaire in real life? that’s right, just by playing minecraft on our server, u will become so rich that u can buy ur own private island and retire early!

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! who knows, maybe u will even meet herobrine and become best friends!