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SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

CraftyCrushesMC

Actor, actress, Admiration, attractive, celebrity crush, CraftyCrushesMC, Crush, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, movie star, musician, Obsession, pop culture, Role Model, Singer, star

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

BeirutBoomCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

cream, Gel, gender affirming care, Gender Identity, health disparities, hormone administration, hormone levels, hormone replacement therapy, hormone side effects, hormone therapy, hormone treatment, Injection, LGBTQ, madness, Medical research, Men, menstrual cycle, menstruation, TESTOSTERONE, Trans, trans men, Transgender, transgender health

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Crops Grown:	9747
Dragon Eggs Found:	9200	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Love Letters Sent:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Potions Brewed:	138
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mines Excavated:	4901	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

#youtube, alcohol, alcoholic Aussie, Australian streamer, Brood War, Casio Mario World, Crafty, CREW, game + hard, Gaming, kaizo, Live Stream, Minecraft, multistreams, Nambona, Nambona420, Nambona890, online personality, Server, shittalk, twitch, twitch streamer, Yakuza Games, YouTube content creator

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!