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Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, eccentric, ESOTERIC, Exotic, Language, linguistic curiosity, linguistic oddity, linguistics, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar word, quirky, rare, smp, STRANGEST, strangest word, uncommon, unfamiliar, Unique, UNUSUAL, vocabulary, Word

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	847565	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Dimension Hops:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

long tail tags: Reminder The Answer SUCKS, Mcserver, Minecraft, reminder, Server, SUCKS, sucky, THE ANSWER

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	New Chunks Explored:	413985
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Emeralds Found:	4505
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	68
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

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Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Buildings Constructed:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	New Chunks Explored:	811982
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!