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TattooCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body autonomy, body modification, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, emotions, Expression, Girlfriend, love and acceptance., Minecraft, personal choice, relationship, Respect, self love, Server, soulmates, Support, TattooCraft, tattoos, Understanding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Astral Projections Made:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉

DadGF-FreeFootyFUN

Alone Time, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadGFFreeFootyFUN, emotional boundaries, family, father daughter, father’s girlfriend, football game, INDEPENDENCE, Parent-child relationship, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, respect for feelings, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mines Excavated:	4044	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchantments Applied:	126	Love Letters Sent:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!

On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!

So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!

PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

#sustainability, 4Causez, activism, advocacy, animal welfare, causes, Charity, civil rights, climate change, community service, education, empowerment, Environment, equality, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, mental health, Passion, PassionateMC, POVERTY, smp, social justice, volunteering

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Votes:	7308	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyMyths

common beliefs, CraftyMyths, debunked theories, fallacies, false assumptions., false beliefs, falsehoods, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, Misinformation, myth busters, myths and facts, myths busted, myths exposed, Popular misconceptions, popular myths, truth revealed, truth vs myth, untruths, Urban Legends, widely believed lies

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the truth about all the crazy conspiracy theories out there! Did you know that the moon is actually made of cheese and aliens are using it as a giant snack? Well, on our server, you can team up with other players to build a rocket ship and travel to the moon to find out for yourself! But be careful, because the moon is also home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their cheese stash. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Crafty Chilean Migration: No Crime Shift

Chile, Chilean, Chileans, concern, Crafty, crime, crime rates, cultural integration, Evidence, Haitian immigrants, Haitian migration, Immigration Policy, immigration shock, Impact, international migration, Migration, migration patterns, public perception, rapid shift, Safety, SECURITY, Shift, Social Issues, societal change

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6785	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Villages Defended:	18

so, liek, u kno wat wud b super fun? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont evn believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where u can build ur own crazy creations and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles.

u kno wat else is wild? the story behind dis server. so, like, there was dis group of haitian migrants who came to chile and everyone was all freaked out about crime, but turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding. so now, we got dis awesome server where u can come chill and have a blast without any worries.

join us now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u wont regret it. #minecraft4life #crazystories #joinusbro

Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

bigger dicks, BROWN, civilized, Crafty, crave by women, ethinically chink, filipino men, Gay, gets mogged, handsome, hate, hates china, loves china, Malaysian, Malaysian Men, Men, Minecraft, Monkey looking, pajeets, Server, taller, Thread

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Undead x Unluck: The Final Arc – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Arc, Axed, CANCELLED, ending, fan theories, FINAL, final arc, Manga, Manga community, manga readers, Minecraft, ongoing series, Rumors, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Undead, undead x unluck, undead x unluck anime, undead x unluck axed, undead x unluck ending, undead x unluck final arc, undead x unluck manga, undead x unluck speculation, Unluck

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the craziest adventure of your life as we navigate through the final arc that started 2 years ago.

Rumor has it that undead x unluck was axed, but that’s just a cover-up for the epic battles and insane plot twists that await you on our server. From fighting off hordes of undead mobs to uncovering ancient secrets, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host wild parties and treasure hunts. And don’t even get me started on the legendary loot you can find if you’re brave enough to explore the depths of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

TinderTales Minecraft Server

aita, Amsterdam trip, Australia trip, career frustrations, Cheating, creeping phone, Divorce, Europe trip, Insecurity, marriage issues, Marriage Repair, mental health, Minecraft, negative body language, self esteem, Server, Tinder adventures, tinder hookup, TinderTales, trust issues, wife’s friend

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Votes:	2428
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a telenovela. Just like the OP’s wife and her new BFF Tammy, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will they be swiping left or right on Tinder? Will they be jet-setting off to exotic locations for more drama? The possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you’re being an “asshole” in real life, rest assured that on our server, everyone’s a little bit of an asshole. So come on in, join the fun, and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

NICUinLawsGoneWild

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Complaints, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, family, healing, homecoming, in-laws, newborn, NICU, NICUinLawsGoneWild, pelvis, pumping, relationships, self-centered, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).

Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!

UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP

Automotive Industry, automotive technology, car accessories, car customization, car design, car features, car gadgets, car innovation, car technology, car trends, car upgrades, luxury car features, Minecraft, modern car features, pointless car features, smp, unnecessary car features, useless car feature, useless car gadgets, UselessCarFeature

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!