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Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic SMP experience of your life, where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Fluffy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Taco Village, where all the villagers speak in taco emojis and the currency is actually tacos. Don’t worry, we have a Taco Farm where you can harvest your own tacos to trade with the villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will). Hahahahahahahaha!

ꜰʀᴏsᴛɢʀɪᴇꜰ l Fight, win Minecraft server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6956	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2245
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

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DreamyCraft Minecraft Server

Algorithms, backbiting, DreamyCraft, equitable environment, ethical concerns, Exploitation, favoritism, growth, high school cliques, hostile environment, internal conflict, Iriam, Jealousy, lack of support, Manipulation, Marginalized, Minecraft, profit-driven, reward systems, Server, toxic environment, VDreams, VISIBILITY, vtuber group

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Potions Brewed:	154
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7394
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where we have more internal conflict than a Vtuber group trying to sabotage each other!

Join us and experience the thrill of scheduling conflicting events, muting each other in-game, and spreading rumors behind each other’s backs. It’s like high school drama, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Our platform is so profit-driven that even the algorithms are biased towards the popular players. It’s like a virtual Hunger Games, where only the strong survive and the smaller streamers struggle to gain recognition.

So if you’re looking for a server with more backbiting, jealousy, and favoritism than you can handle, join us now! It’s a toxic environment that will make you feel right at home.

Napoleon’s Ancestors’ International Minecraft SMP Office

ANCESTORS, Competition, DYNASTY, Empire, european history, family, financial industry, French History, History, influence, Inheritance, International, international finance, leadership, Legacy, lineage, Minecraft, Napoleon, Napoleons, office, political intrigue, power struggle, Rivals, smp, wealth

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mines Excavated:	4074
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	858418
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where the ancestors of Napoleon and his rivals have all come together to work in international finance…in Minecraft! Watch as they battle it out in epic PvP matches, using their financial prowess to outsmart each other and conquer the virtual world. Will Napoleon’s great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson finally get revenge on his old nemesis? Will the Rothschild family dominate the economy once again? Find out on our server, where history meets finance meets blocky adventures! Join now for a chance to rewrite history…or at least have a good laugh with some crazy Minecraft players!

Ace Girl’s Reminder Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Zombie Dances:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Votes:	7982
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the ace girls out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ace girls stumbled upon this magical server where the diamonds sparkled brighter than the sun and the creepers danced to the beat of their own explosion. They built the most fabulous rainbow castle you’ve ever seen and rode on the backs of flying pigs into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all those who can find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s dirt house into a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. True story.

So if you want to join the ranks of the best ace girls in Minecraft history and embark on epic adventures filled with magic and mayhem, then come on down to our server! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your love for all things ridiculous. See you there!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP – EIEN Extended

action games, Admyra Wyvernhart, AEGIS-LINK, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, asmr, Blaise Shinryu, COSPLAY, CunnieHoe, drawing, eien, EIEN Archives., EIEN Extended, eiex, Ekkomori, extended, FerumiKaipa, Halo, horror games, indie games, Kilia Kurayami, League, Minecraft, Mirri Saffire, Music, Nanimo Navi, Nemo Nevermore, nier, PixelPals, retro games, Skye Senfort, smp, Speedrunning, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7197	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than /eiex/ – EIEN ExtendedSchedules! Join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart race.

Meet our eccentric members: – Ekkomori: She’ll scream louder than a ghast, play horror games, and lull you to sleep with ASMR. – Amora Lumina: This noblewoman is as silly as a chicken in a tuxedo, speedrunning and drawing her way to victory. – FerumiKaipa: This tomboy is as unhinged as a creeper on a sugar rush, playing indie and retro games like a boss. – Skye Senfort: A dorky mecha fan who loves action games, zatsu, and drawing like a pro. – Nemo Nevermore: She’s batshit crazy in the best way possible, dominating League, Animal Crossing, and Halo. – Mirri Saffire: An energetic girl who conquers horror games and draws like a Minecraft Picasso. – Blaise Shinryu: An ironic weeb who slays action games, Nier, and cosplay like a true legend. – Admyra Wyvernhart: Aegis-Link extraordinaire who will guide you through the madness of our server. – CunnieHoe: A Twitch sensation who will make you laugh until you cry with her outrageous antics.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the EIEN Archives for a treasure trove of past shenanigans and epic moments. And don’t forget to check out our previous members who have graduated from the chaos of our server.

So why join /eiex/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with more drama, laughs, and insanity than a herd of sheep on a trampoline? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Luigi’s Chinese Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers where there’s only one Luigi to go around? Well, on our server, we believe that the Chinese people deserve their own Luigi! Why settle for just one when you can have a whole army of Luigis running around causing chaos and hilarity?

Join our server and experience the madness of having an entire population of Luigis at your disposal. From building epic structures to engaging in epic Luigi battles, the possibilities are endless. Plus, rumor has it that our Luigis have mastered the art of flying on flying pigs, so you can soar through the skies in style.

So come on down to our server and see why having your own Luigi is the key to Minecraft success. Who needs Mario when you have a whole bunch of Luigis ready to take on the world? Join now and let the Luigi madness begin!

Game Chat Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where the only rule is to have a good time and not take yourself too seriously! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or griefers that come your way. These llamas are no joke, they have black belts in karate and can spit at enemies from a distance of 20 blocks.

– We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that are constantly being restocked with the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with knockback 100? No problem, just head on down to the secret base and grab one for yourself.

– Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who has tamed the Ender Dragon and rides it around like a majestic steed. If you join our server, you might just have the chance to meet this mythical creature and learn the ways of dragon whispering yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Bagel, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blocky, blue archive, Chise, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, The Fury of Set

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles like the Grand Assault: Binah where you’ll face off against Urban Torment with Heavy Armor! Or how about the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set where you’ll fight in a Field with Light Armor?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got 2x Normals and 2x Commissions happening all week long, so you’ll never run out of things to do. And don’t forget about our special events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council – it’s a literary showdown like you’ve never seen before!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Swimsuit Izuna or Chise along the way – it’s a limited edition rerun you won’t want to miss! Patch notes and more info can be found on our forum, but trust us, the real fun is in the game. See you there!

The Bad Ozempic Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7810	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go. From pranking unsuspecting players to starting llama dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world, guarded by a fierce army of chicken warriors. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy trying to survive the constant barrage of exploding sheep and flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the unexpected is always just around the corner!