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MineNetHistoryCraft

academic discipline, archives, Communication, computer science, data, digital age, digital revolution, Evolution, Future, historical analysis, historical research, information age, Information Technology, innovation, internet history, legitimate field, MineNetHistoryCraft, ONLINE, research, Technology, world wide web

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!

HystericalCraft: EndoCancerCure

anxiety, depression, emotional well being, EndoCancerCure, endometrial cancer, fluoxetine therapy, Healthcare, holistic care, hysterectomy, HystericalCraft, Medical, mental health, nursing satisfaction, oncology, patient care, psychological nursing, psychological support, quality of life, research, study, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

So, like, this server is like a magical land where all your worries disappear like poof! We got this crazy combo of nursing and therapy that will make you feel like a million diamonds! Imagine having your anxiety and depression vanish into thin air, just like that! Plus, our nurses are like unicorns, spreading happiness and rainbows wherever they go. Join us and feel the love and joy like never before! It’s like a party in your brain, but in a good way! Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make your Minecraft experience the best one yet!

Minecraft server: “DawntrailCraft – XIVG Edition”

Benchmark, Chocorpokkur, Dawntrail General, Dawntrail Info, DawntrailCraft, Edition, Final Fantasy Fans, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Final Fantasy XIV Players, Free Companies, Gaming, In-game Events, July 2, July 29, Linkshells, Lodestone, Minecraft, mmorpg, online gaming, Previous thread, Resources, Server, Twitch viewer rewards campaign, xivg

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join our server for a chance to win a real-life pet Chocorpokkur! Yes, you heard that right, a real-life pet Chocorpokkur! Just imagine the envy of all your friends when you show up to school or work with your very own adorable Chocorpokkur by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Final Fantasy XIV is jealous. We have in-game events that will blow your mind, like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win a lifetime supply of diamond armor just by watching Twitch.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have us?

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural appropriation, cultural norms, historical trauma, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, love, media representation, Meme culture, Minecraft, online discourse, power dynamics, race dynamics, racial dynamics, racial dynamics in relationships, racial fetishization, racial identity, racial stereotypes, Server, social commentary, social constructs, social justice, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a world where white men and black women come together not for slave play, but for epic battles against creepers and zombies. Our server is a melting pot of chaos and laughter, where anything is possible.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies of chickens plotting to take over the world, and a group of llamas who have formed their own political party. You never know what kind of wacky surprises await you on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and coming back for more. Who knew that a simple question could lead to such a hilarious and unforgettable adventure?

CubicCraft Minecraft Server

Amazon, Blessing, Boyfriend, Communication, cubic zirconia, CubicCraft, DAUGHTER, deceitful, Diamond, Disappointment, ENGAGEMENT, engagement ring, Fiance, Honesty, jewelry, Marriage, Minecraft, placeholder, Proposal, real diamond, selfish, Server, small diamond

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for the most epic quests and battles, where you can build your own diamond castle and show off your bling to all your friends.

Just like the daughter in this story, you deserve the best – and on our server, you’ll find diamonds galore! No $19.99 Amazon rings here, only the finest virtual jewels for you to discover. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that are worth way more than $100-$150. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own virtual diamond ring along the way!

WhisperCraft: AITA Flatmate Mix-Up

aita, flatmate, mixup, WhisperCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Crops Grown:	1420	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6503
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	285
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict rules about noise after 11pm just like in a shared flat! But don’t worry, we have a solution for noisy neighbors that will make you laugh till you cry.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining away in your virtual world when suddenly, your neighbor in the game starts making a ruckus. They’re building a giant tower of dirt right next to your house and it’s driving you crazy. But fear not, because we have the ultimate weapon against noisy neighbors – Careless Whisper at max volume!

Just like our player who took matters into their own hands by blasting Careless Whisper to silence their noisy flatmate, you too can use this epic tactic to assert your dominance in the game. Who needs swords and armor when you have the power of smooth saxophone melodies to make your enemies tremble in fear?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of trolling your neighbors with Careless Whisper, because sometimes, a little musical intervention is all you need to conquer the virtual world. Let the saxophone be your guide to victory!

CityCraftFamous

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Votes:	5157	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old cities? Well, look no further because our server is famous for having a city that is home to a population of talking llamas who run the local government! That’s right, these llamas wear suits and ties and hold meetings to discuss important city matters like where to build the next giant statue of a potato. Join our server and become a citizen of this wacky llama-run city, where the streets are paved with diamonds (literally, we have a diamond mine under the city) and the villagers ride around on flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

IslandArmsHeistGoneWrong

ARMS, caribbean, CounterTerrorism, Cuba, embargo, foils, foreign affairs, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, ISLAND, IslandArmsHeistGoneWrong, law enforcement, Official, Plot, SECURITY, sneak, Surveillance, U.S, weapons smuggling

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	99
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we play like cuban spies foiling plots and sneaking arms onto the island from the u.s.

we got secret missions and undercover ops that will blow your mind, like seriously, you will be like “whaaaat is happening right now?!”

our community is tight-knit like a cuban cigar, and we always have each other’s backs, even when we’re being chased by evil villains trying to steal our precious diamonds.

so come on, join us and be part of the most thrilling adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft. plus, we have free virtual mojitos for all new players, so what are you waiting for? let’s do this! 🍹🕵️‍♂️💎

NoShockCraft

anti-static flooring, anti-static measures, carpet installation, carpet manufacturing, carpet technology, carpet thickness, carpeted areas, conductive flooring, electrical conductivity, electrostatic discharge, electrostatic dissipation, flooring materials, human contact, interior carpeting, NoShockCraft, shock resistance, static control, static discharge prevention, static electricity, static prevention, static shock reduction

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	1581	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

come join our minecraft server where the carpet is so thick, you won’t even feel the static shock when you touch someone! no more embarrassing moments of zapping your friends when you hug them. our server is like walking on clouds, except the clouds are made of carpet. join now and experience the luxurious world of non-static electricity!

Stinkier than your grandpa’s socks! Stinky SMP: No Resets, No Whitelist, but definitely No Stink Reports. Join now for some funky fun!

Bloodshed, borderlands, Builder, Chat, Fun, Funky, grandpas, java, Join, love, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, Origins, Peace, PvP, redditors, Reports, Resets, Safezone, Server, smp, socks, stink, stinkier, STINKY, trader.., Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3

Stinky SMP Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (and updating)
Server Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	Vanilla+ modpack with optimizers, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Gameplay	Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How often is the server updated?

The server is regularly updated, with the latest version being 1.20.1. Updates are done to ensure the best gameplay experience for all players.

2. What is the server’s approach to moderation?

Stinky SMP upholds fair moderation practices, with appeals and punishment only for true rulebreaks. The focus is on creating a welcoming and inclusive community for all players.

3. How long has the server been running without resets?

Since May 2022, the server has had no resets, providing players with a sense of longevity and continuity in their gameplay experience.

4. Can players suggest changes or features for the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for the server. The staff team reviews all suggestions and considers implementing them to enhance the overall gameplay experience.

5. What is the server’s stance on griefing and PvP?

The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where a central area around spawn is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay, including PvP and griefing.

6. What is the Origins mod, and how does it enhance gameplay?

The Origins mod on Stinky SMP adds a unique element to the gameplay, with custom origins carefully designed and balanced. Players can choose from a variety of origins to suit their playstyle and preferences.