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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4286 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 5950 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?