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CraftyFantasyLand

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Hey fellow gamers, ever dreamt of exploring a world where you can unleash your wildest fantasies without any judgment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?

Game Stop Minecraft Server

ANNO, Anno series, Buying Ubisoft games, Game, game development, game publishers, game purchases, Game recommendations, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming decisions, gaming industry, Minecraft, Server, STOP, strategy games, Tencent, Tencent acquisition, Tencent buyout, ubisoft, Ubisoft acquisition, Ubisoft titles, video games, waiting for Tencent

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of waiting for Tencent to take over Ubisoft before making a decision on whether to buy Anno? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Tencent and Ubisoft have merged to create the ultimate gaming experience. Build your own Anno-inspired empire while fending off hostile takeovers from rival players who are secretly working for Tencent. Will you be able to navigate the corporate chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

The Snibby Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant snail. Yes, you heard that right – a SNAIL! And instead of panicking, they embraced their new slimy abode and threw the wildest housewarming party the server had ever seen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing – you name it, we’ve got it!

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness, then come join us at SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYA SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYMUMU, BOBO… if you dare!

AnimeLover420 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Crops Grown:	4503	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like an anime come to life! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in a world filled with magic and wonder. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a tsundere who just needs a hug. So come join us for the most anime-tastic Minecraft experience of your life!

CryCraft2021

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of crying over creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is creeper-proof! That’s right, our server has a force field that repels all creepers, making sure your builds stay intact and your tears stay dry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you’ll accumulate just by hanging out in our virtual world!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is ruled by a group of friendly pandas who have mastered the art of building epic treehouses. They’ll teach you their ways and soon you’ll be swinging from vines and munching on bamboo like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter and adventure!

MexiCraft WarZone

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	347	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like a Mexican cartel showdown gone wrong! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when BAM! A rival gang double-crosses the cartel and all hell breaks loose! It’s like a war zone up in here, with explosions and chaos everywhere!

But don’t worry, we got your back. Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Build your own cartel base, smuggle goods across the border, and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to sabotage your operation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a Mexican cartel war zone in the world of Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, ese!

Double Trouble Parking Server

anger, bad parking, blame game, car blocking, car damage, car owners, Disrespect, double, double parking, ENTITLEMENT, Frustration, inconsiderate behavior, INCONVENIENCE, irresponsible behavior, Parking, parking etiquette, parking lot, parking spaces, parking violations, selfish actions, Selfishness, Server, Trouble

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Votes:	7530	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Yo, dis server be like takin’ two parkin’ spots in a crowded lot – you gonna piss off some peeps, but it’s all in good fun! Join us for a chaotic time where we build crazy sh*t and cause mayhem wherever we go. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So come on and join the madness, cuz why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

Pagan Minecraft Server

ancestral worship, anti-assimilation, anti-Christianity, anti-colonialism, anti-globalism, Anti-Judaism, cultural identity, Cultural preservation, ethnonationalism, foreign god, Indigenous spirituality, Minecraft, nationalism, Pagan, Paganism, racial firewall, redpill, resistance, Server, spiritual awakening, subversion, traditional beliefs, White Supremacy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build castles and mine for diamonds, we build racial firewalls against subversion with foreign gods! If you’re tired of boring old servers where you can’t defend against subversion, then this is the place for you.

Join us and become part of the most epic battle against foreign gods that Minecraft has ever seen. Build your own fortress to protect yourself from their sneaky tricks and traps. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught off guard when those foreign gods come knocking on your door.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, you might just become the hero that Minecraft needs to defeat those pesky foreign gods once and for all. Let’s show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

> Anime Can’t Be Ki- Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where anime is forbidden? Well, look no further because on our server, anime is LIFE! We have a whole town dedicated to waifus and husbandos, complete with body pillows and a cosplay competition every week. Join us if you want to unleash your inner weeb and build the ultimate anime paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and even ride them into battle. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Ender Dragon Whisperer, you’ll gain the power to control all the dragons in the land. So come join us and become the ultimate dragon tamer!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. These llamas are fierce warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their honor. Join our server and witness epic llama battles that will leave you in stitches!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

SockSnatcher Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
New Chunks Explored:	430490	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Are you tired of dealing with sock drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where socks are never an issue! No more $25 socks going missing or causing family feuds. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without worrying about someone touching your precious socks.

Imagine a world where laundry is a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us and leave the sock drama behind! Who needs clean clothes when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world?

Don’t be like the dad in this story, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any sock-related stress. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over missing socks!