Asmongold Jtisallbusiness – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockyBirds Minecraft Server

awakening, BlockyBirds, call out, degenerate behavior, don’t let them get away, EXPOSED, exposed as JEW, exposing the truth, Fast, foul behavior, get this out, Hawk Tuah, jew, kikes, Minecraft, normies, Server, Spreading Awareness, standing up against injustice, waking up, waking up to the truth, whore

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us and fight against the evil kikes who are trying to take over the server with their degenerate behavior. Show them who’s boss and reclaim Minecraft for the normies!

We have epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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PronounPirate in Minecraft SMP

bio, bio tags, Director, director bio, director pronouns, director tags, director We, director Wim, long tail, Minecraft, PronounPirate, Pronouns, pronouns in bio, pronouns long tail, smp, tags, We tags, We Wim, we.., Wim

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our director is so cool, they even have their pronouns in their bio. Can you believe it? We/Wim are just too fabulous for words.

But that’s not all! Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to break it down when the sun goes down.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for some epic shenanigans and a whole lot of fun!

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BoomerBashCraft

BoomerBashCraft, chickens, children, Communication, Confrontation, ditch, Girls, Help, inappropriate, Interaction, intervention, judgment, Manners, old man, parenting, park, Picnic, Respect, Safety, scolding, stranger danger

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be catching is blocks, not chickens! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy encounters, like the time a mysterious old man asked players to help him catch chickens in a ditch. Don’t worry, we’ve got your back – no creepy requests allowed here!

Embark on epic quests with your fellow players, whether you’re building towering castles or exploring hidden caves. Just remember, if someone asks you to help them catch chickens, it’s probably best to decline. Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that’s sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you next?

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NettyCraft: Hostage Negotiations

biden, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic resolution, foreign policy, gallant, Halevi, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiation tactics, negotiations, Netanyahu, NettyCraft, peace talks, political leaders, Report, SECURITY, united states

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden you get a message from Biden and Netanyahu asking for your help in negotiating a hostage deal. like, what even is happening, right?

Gallant and Halevi are there too, like some kind of Minecraft dream team, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. they’re all like, “come join our server and help us save the day!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

so you join the server and suddenly you’re in the middle of this crazy negotiation, trying to outsmart the bad guys and save the hostages. but don’t worry, because you’ve got Biden, Netanyahu, Gallant, and Halevi by your side, ready to take down anyone who stands in your way.

if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about saving the day and being a total hero, then this is the server for you. join now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

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BroomMine (Vanilla) Minecraft Server

administration, banner, BroomMine, Community, Discord, Minecraft, Plugins, responsive, Server, Vanilla, Whitelist

BroomMine – Best Vanilla Minecraft Server

WhiteList Via DISCORD!

Good community

correctly selected plugins

responsive administration

bm.broom-mine.org

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Harmony Falls: Where Creepers Sing, Players Scream, and Trees Do the Cha Cha Slide

bears, Bosses, Build Competitions, Cha, Clans, Competitions, CREEPERS, dragons, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Falls, GLADIATOR, griffins, Harmony, Hide and seek, MCMMO, Murder Mystery, Pets, Players, Quests, RPG, scream, sing, Skills, slide, smp, Tournaments, Towny, Trees

Server Details
Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls:

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

Proximity Voice Chat
Towny & Economy
PvE & PvP
Bosses/Dungeons
Pets
RPG Elements
Events

See our new exciting New Dungeon & Bosses update coming out SOON!

Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

So, what are you waiting for? Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your journey like never before!

Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

See you in Harmony Falls

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?	No, PvP is optional and can be toggled on or off within the server.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions with prizes. Examples include hide and seek tournaments, murder mystery, and build competitions.
Can I create my own town on the server?	Yes, players can build their own towns/clans, establish relations with others, and trade or engage in PvP.
Are there any plans for additional features on Harmony Falls?	Yes, the server is constantly updating and adding new content, such as new bosses, dungeons, and pets.

Mine2Craft – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, d2g, Datdota, DING DING DING, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Mine2Craft, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, twitter, Updates, Wiki

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the Macarena. It was a place where the laws of physics were merely a suggestion and the only limit was your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to legendary treasures, secret dungeons, and a hidden village where villagers throw the wildest parties. Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you might even find the fabled Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant you three wishes (and unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, blockheads!

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JustedSteve Minecraft SMP

Character, conscientious, Equitable, ETHICAL, fair, Fiction, honorable, JustedSteve, Justice, Lawful, Literature, Minecraft, moral compass, morally upright, most justed, Noble, Principled, Protagonist, right-minded, Righteousness, smp, upstanding, Virtuous

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all the memelords and pranksters out there! Join us and witness the most JUSTED character in all of fiction wreak havoc on our server.

Rumor has it that this character once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they pranked the admin by replacing all the diamonds with dirt blocks!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can keep up with the chaos. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

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Mom’s Funeral Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping, dad, Decision making, Emotional support, family, Funeral, Grief, hotel costs, mental illness, Minecraft, moms, mourning, personal space, privacy, Respect, selfish, Server, sister, strangers

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no unexpected guests staying in your room without your consent, unlike poor OP’s situation. Join us and never worry about sharing your virtual space with strangers who may or may not judge you for needing alone time. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even need to take a walk around the block to cope – just log in and let the good times roll! So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – unless you want to bring it to our virtual world, in which case, we have popcorn ready for the show!

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CraftyGrannyGriefPunch

adult child, anger, Blame, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conversation, CraftyGrannyGriefPunch, emotional trauma, Facebook message, family dynamics, God’s Plan, grandmother, healing, hurt, miscarriage, overzealous, parenting, relationship issues, religious nut, seduction

Are you tired of dealing with overzealous religious nuts in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only plan is to have fun and build amazing creations! No need to worry about unwanted conversations about God’s plan for your life, just focus on crafting and exploring in our virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind. Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even recreate the entire universe in blocks! Our community is filled with friendly players who are here to support you and help you forget about the craziness of the real world.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those religious nutjobs in the dust and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life at the bottom of a Minecraft cave!

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