| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1259 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6762 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 250 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Culture | Safe and toxic-free community |
| Nations | Form or join your own nation |
| Players | Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome |
| Time Zone | Mainly EST, open to all time zones |
To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.
If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.
It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.
All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 3997 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1038 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 176 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.
So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5678 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!
But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9976 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 376 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3607 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 3557 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 251 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.
And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6470 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 25 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!
Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6983 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 | Enchantments Applied: | 213 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1046 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4797 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 8353 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 149 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?
join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!
