askreddit funny – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Portal Craft Skyblock
Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla
Our server named Portal Craft is opened for versions 1.16.5 and 1.20.6 in the skyblock area and is a server with unlimited slots and does not require premium. We aim to offer you a nice gaming experience and a warm environment.
portalcraft.batihost.net

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New Server IP
OriMC
Crates, Economy, Jobs, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Not PTW, OriMC, Survival
OriMC is a new Minecraft Survival server, supporting 1.18+
We’re doing our best to provide an amazing experience!
Features
– Survival – LifeSteal – Crates – Jobs – Not PTW – And so many more features!
If you’d like to check it out, join our discord!
play.orimc.xyz

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New Server IP
PartyBreakdown Minecraft Server
acceptance, comfort, Communication, coping, Departure, emotional distress, family, healing, Insecurity, Laughter, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nervous breakdown, Party, PartyBreakdown, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Support, Understanding, Vulnerability
Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape from awkward family situations like this one! Our server is a safe space for all, especially those who have had a nervous breakdown at a party. Build your own virtual world where no one will judge you for your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from your mom and sister when they try to comfort you in the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to leave your real life drama behind and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

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New Server IP
PhoneNumberScammerHunter Minecraft SMP
ANNOYING, block calls, cybersecurity, Data Protection, fraud, Harassment, identity theft, Indian scammers, Minecraft, Nuisance, personal information, phone number, phone scams, phone security, PhoneNumberScammerHunter, privacy, protect yourself, report scams, scam, smp, STOP, telemarketers, unwanted calls
Are you tired of dodging phone calls from Indian scammers trying to steal your diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP! Join us and learn the secret technique of building a fortress so impenetrable, even the most persistent scammers won’t be able to break through. Plus, rumor has it that the leader of our SMP once pranked a scammer by luring them into a pit of lava and making them mine obsidian for hours. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! Join now and say goodbye to those pesky scammers for good.

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New Server IP
GuardianGriefers Minecraft Server
Adulthood, Agreement, anger, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conversation, Dire situation, emotional, Friend, guardian, GuardianGriefers, House, ignoring, INSULTED, legal advice., legal issues, Locks, Minecraft, MINOR, MONEY, Rent, Server, Support
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates changing the locks on you. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on crafting and building without any legal issues getting in your way.
Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of handling delicate situations with care and precision. No emotional outbursts here, just pure dedication to creating the perfect blocky paradise. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

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New Server IP
SibFree Bday Bash Server
Bash, BDay, birthday invitations, birthday party guests, birthday party planning, birthday party rules, children’s birthday party, extra siblings, family members, kids birthday party, party attendance, party etiquette, party guests, party invitations, party planning, party rules, rude behavior, Server, SibFree, sibling policy, twin boys
Are you tired of random kids crashing your Minecraft party like unwanted siblings? Join our server where we have a strict “No extra siblings” policy! Just like this parent who had to deal with unexpected guests at their kids’ birthday party, we understand the struggle of uninvited guests showing up unannounced.
Imagine logging into our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find a bunch of random players bringing their whole family along for the ride. No thanks! That’s why we have a special message on our server that says “Please no extra siblings.” We want to keep the party exclusive to your friends, not your friend’s cousin’s neighbor’s dog.
So if you’re tired of dealing with unexpected guests in your Minecraft world, join our server where we keep the party small and the fun big! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure guarded by a horde of unwanted siblings. Just kidding…or are we? Join now and find out!

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New Server IP
DinoLover420 Minecraft SMP
Curiosity, curiosity about dinosaurs, deep questions, DinoLover420, extinct animals, FANTASY, favorite dinosaur, favorite things, fun questions, Intimacy, Minecraft, Paleontology, Personal preferences, prehistoric creatures, questions, real questions, relationships, sex, sexual preferences, Sexuality, smp, survey, thought-provoking questions
Are you tired of boring old servers where all they talk about is sex? Well, look no further because on our server, we ask the REAL questions. Like, what’s your favorite dinosaur? That’s right, forget about dirty talk, we’re all about prehistoric creatures here. Join us for a Jurassic adventure like no other, where T-Rexes roam free and Velociraptors are your new best friends. Who needs romance when you have a pack of friendly dinosaurs by your side? So come on, join our server and let’s talk about the important stuff – like which dino would win in a fight, a Triceratops or a Stegosaurus? The possibilities are endless on our dino-tastic server!

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New Server IP
MineLink: Upgrade Your Brain!
Artificial Intelligence, Benefits, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain-computer interface, cognitive enhancement, Communication, elon musk, ethical considerations, Future Tech, human evolution, innovation, medical advancements, mental health, minelink, neural implants, Neuralink, neurological disorders, neurotechnology, scientific research, Technology, Upgrade
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is equipped with the latest technology straight from the future – Neuralink! Join our server and experience the mind-blowing benefits of having a direct connection to your Minecraft character’s brain.
Imagine being able to build a castle just by thinking about it, or defeating mobs with the power of your mind. With Neuralink, the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him while exploring the virtual world.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old reality when you can live in a world where your thoughts become reality? Welcome to the future of gaming!

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New Server IP
CraftyCreeper20bilSales
$20 billion, aircraft sales, arms deals, arms trade, Biden administration, Biden foreign policy, CraftyCreeper20bilSales, defense industry, foreign policy, Hamas, Hamas-Israel conflict, international relations, Israel, Israel defense, Middle East conflict, military aid, military equipment, peace negotiations, talks, US-Israel relations, weapons sales
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have $20 billion worth of weapons and aircraft sales approved by the Biden administration! Why, you ask? Because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies! Plus, Hamas won’t even participate in talks with us because they know we’re too powerful. So come on, join the fun and help us defend our pixelated land!

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New Server IP

Murk MMO: The Server with More Brackets Than a Math Book! Join Now for Chaos and Laughter!

admins, Book, Brackets, Chaos, Custom Enchants, enchanting table, Factions, Farms, Join, Laughter, leader boards, Math, MATURE MODERATORS, mmo, Mob Arena, Murk, old school, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, RPG, RPG-like, Server, Skill System, Skills, Survival, team-up, villagers

MurkPvP Server Overview

Server IP	murkpvp.sparked.network
Bedrock IP	103.152.196.66
Bedrock Port	19132

Overview: MurkPvP is a Minecraft server with an old school factions feel, focused progression, and no pay-to-win items. The server features custom enchants, stacked and upgraded spawners, player-based auctions and economy, combat pets to collect, proximity voice chat, and a growing player base.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Copy the server IP “murkpvp.sparked.network” to your Minecraft client.
Is there a Bedrock version of the server?	Yes, the Bedrock IP is “103.152.196.66” and the port is “19132”.
Are there pay-to-win items on the server?	No, there are no crazy pay-to-win items. The server has an enabled economy, but nothing overpowered is available in the shop.
How can I suggest improvements or report issues?	You can contact the server admin on Discord at discord.gg/KBk4583a.
What plugins are available on the server?	Some of the plugins include MCMMO, Mob Arena, Quests, and Eco Pets for additional features and gameplay options.