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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 4829 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like, the coolest place ever, man. we got this protein thingy, mfsd7c, that like, totally revolutionizes the way we treat alzheimers. like, who knew a protein could be so lit, right?
join our server and you’ll be like, a brain scientist or something. you can totally mess around with choline levels in the brain and be all like, “wow, i’m changing the world with my minecraft skills.”
plus, we have this secret lab where we do all our experiments. it’s like, super high-tech and stuff. you can pretend you’re a mad scientist and create crazy potions and stuff. it’s wild, man.
so yeah, come join our server and be part of the next big scientific breakthrough. who needs school when you have minecraft, right? let’s get weird with some brain proteins, dude.
