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BlockyButtCureNoSurg

BlockyButtCureNoSurg, cancer care, Cancer management, Cancer prevention, cancer recurrence, Cancer risk management, Cancer surgery, Cancer surgery alternatives, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, colorectal cancer, Medical Treatment, Minimally invasive treatment, non surgical treatment, oncology, Rectal cancer, Rectal cancer treatment, Recurrence risk, surgery, Treatment, tumor recurrence

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

So like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta mine and craft and stuff? Well on this server, we got a special treatment for u if u get rectal cancer. We got this magic potion that reduces the risk of it coming back without u needing surgery. How crazy is that? Join our server and never worry about your butt again! Plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure. Join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, Awareness, Community, culture, current events, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Global, indian hate, jewish activity, Mainstream, marginalized groups, MatzahCraft, media coverage, Minecraft, minority rights, Religion, Server, Social Issues, social justice, tolerance

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	1293
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1130

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is where Jewish activity is finally going mainstream! That’s right, you can build your very own synagogue and have epic bar mitzvah parties with all your friends!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a crazy storyline where Indian hate is pushed globally, drowning out everything else. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. So come join us and experience the wackiest and wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

VisualNovelMaster meets JRPGWarrior in Minecraft SMP

Anime, Characters, COSPLAY, creative writing, crossover, fanfiction, FANTASY, Fiction, Gaming, JRPG Characters, JRPGs, JRPGWarrior, Masters, meets, Minecraft, Roleplay, Roleplaying, servants, smp, storytelling, type moon, video games, Visual Novel Characters, visual novels, VisualNovelMaster

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	2308
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building dirt huts and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Visual Novel characters as Masters and JRPG characters as Servants, all duking it out in epic battles for supremacy.

Imagine Saber from Fate/stay night teaming up with Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club to take on a horde of creepers. Or how about Kirito from Sword Art Online facing off against Yuri from Tales of Vesperia in a PvP showdown?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw chicken. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Gifts4Grief

America, appreciate, bulky, collect, dusty, expensive, Forgotten, Gesture, Gifts, Gifts4Grief, Happy, leather, mention, mint condition, Phone, sister, Surprise, ungrateful, unnecessary items, Visiting, wallet

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Join our Minecraft server and receive a free virtual wallet that you’ll never use just like OP’s real-life situation! Our server is full of surprises, just like A’s unexpected gift-giving skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a use for it in the virtual world where carrying around bulky items is totally acceptable. Plus, if you’re the forgotten one when it comes to gifts, our server will make sure you feel appreciated with endless treasures and surprises. Don’t be like OP, join our server and embrace the wallet life!

PillPopper420 – Minecraft SMP

anti-depressants, antidepressants, anxiety, coping, depression, emotional health, medication, mental health, mental health support, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, mood, pharmaceuticals, PillPopper420, Prescription, Psychiatry, serotonin, side effects, smp, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crops Grown:	8458

Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps in your regular Minecraft world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP and say goodbye to those anti-depressants because our world is so full of rainbows and unicorns that you’ll be smiling 24/7! Our players have reported a 99% decrease in sad vibes and a 100% increase in pure joy since joining. So come on over and let’s turn that frown upside down together!

CraftyApocalypse

Apocalypse, armageddon, asteroid impact, catastrophic event, civilization collapse, climate change, cosmic event, CraftyApocalypse, Doomsday, End of the World, environmental disaster, existential threat, extinction event, global catastrophe, human extinction, mass extinction, nuclear war, pandemic, planetary destruction, societal collapse, technological singularity

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7261
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of worrying about the end of the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing that’s ending is your boredom! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Will humanity survive? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to find out! So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to save the world…or at least your virtual one!

BoomCraft: Red Sea Rebels

bombs, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Crisis, danger, environmental disaster, Houthi, instability, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, oil spill, rebels, red, Red Sea, sabotage, sea, SECURITY, Tanker, Tension, Terrorism, threat, Video, War, Yemeni rebels

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Yo, so like, on this crazy Minecraft server, we got Houthi rebels planting bombs on tankers and causing chaos in the Red Sea. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in our virtual world! Join us for some explosive adventures and help us prevent an oil spill disaster with your mad building skills. Plus, who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it. So come on, join the madness and let’s save the day together!

ArcticAntibioticsCraft

actinobacteria, antibiotic candidates, antibiotic discovery, antibiotic resistance, Arctic, ArcticAntibioticsCraft, bioactive compounds, bioprospecting, cold environment, discovery, drug development, effective antibiotics, global health crisis, marine microorganisms, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, natural products, new antibiotics, pharmaceuticals, potential sources, research

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got antibiotics from ARCTIC MICROORGANISMS, like whaaaat?! Our players are so OP they can fight off any infection in the game with these crazy new drugs. Plus, our actinobacteria mobs drop rare loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and become the ultimate antibiotic warrior!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Blizzard, Community, CraftyCraze, Dungeons, Expansion, FANTASY, gameplay, Lore, Minecraft, mmorpg, online gaming, Patch, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raids, role playing, Server, Story, the war within, Updates, video game, World of Warcraft, wowg

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crops Grown:	2272
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and a sprinkle of chaos – just like a soap opera, but with creepers!

Imagine a world where players are divided into factions, each vying for control of the land. Will you be a noble knight fighting for justice, or a mischievous rogue causing mayhem wherever you go? The choice is yours!

But beware, for there is a hidden war brewing within the server. Rumor has it that a secret society is plotting to overthrow the current rulers and seize power for themselves. Will you uncover their sinister plans, or will you join forces with them for your own gain?

Join us now and embark on a quest like no other. Build magnificent structures, battle fearsome monsters, and forge alliances with fellow players. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin! But remember, it’s all in good fun – just don’t take it too seriously, or you might find yourself falling down a rabbit hole of memes and madness. See you in the game!

EuroTrashMinecraftSMP

anthropology, civility, Civilization, Colonialism, compatibility, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, European genes, EuroTrashMinecraftSMP, Evolution, genetic determinism, genetics, goodness, History, imperialism, prejudice, racial superiority, social constructs, societal impact, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and civil? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your virtual world? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and become part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and goodness is a foreign concept. Our players are known for their outrageous antics and insane shenanigans. From building giant statues of themselves to starting massive pranks that will leave you in stitches, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, for not everyone can handle the madness that comes with being a part of our SMP. Are you up for the challenge? Can you survive the insanity and come out on top? Join us now and find out if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where civility and goodness are nothing but distant memories.