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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3632 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!
Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!
