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SmileCraft Minecraft Server

beloved memories, cherished flashbacks, cherished recollections, delightful recollections, enduring happiness, everlasting joy, everlasting smiles, fond memories, happy memories, heartening flashbacks, heartwarming moments., joyful reminiscences, joyous memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perpetual smiles, precious moments, Server, smilecraft, treasured reflections, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable laughter, warm memories

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Remember that time when you were peacefully mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared out of nowhere, grooving to some sick beats? Well, that’s just a regular day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to encounter hilarious and unexpected moments like this on the daily. Who needs boring old memories when you can create new ones that will have you laughing for days? Come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you!

Minecrastination

career advancement Time tracking, concentration, critical thinking Productivity tools, daily routines, deep work Decision making, delegation Healthy habits, efficiency, goal-setting, high performance habits Focus techniques, inspiration, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation Mental health, Minecrastination, morning routine Self-awareness, organization Motivation, peak performance, problem solving, procrastination Prioritizing tasks, productivity, productivity apps, Professional Growth, relaxation techniques, saying no, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care Career development, self-control Stress management, self-discipline Focus, self-mastery, self-motivation Overcoming distractions, staying on track, success mindset Task management, time audit Energy management, time blocking, time blocking Setting boundaries, Time management, time management apps Work efficiency, well-being, work habits Personal growth, work productivity, work-life balance Personal development

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Stop whatever you’re doing and join our Minecraft server immediately! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. They soared through the skies, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they went. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for belly rubs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that, when opened, showers you in endless amounts of cake and cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your most ridiculous Minecraft dreams!

KazakhCraft: Horseplay Returns!

absence.., Biodiversity, Central Asia, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation success, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, grazing, habitat restoration, Horseplay, Horses, KazakhCraft, Kazakhstan steppes, Nature, reintroduction, RETURN, RETURNS, steppe ecosystem, two centuries, wild horses, wildlife

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got WILD HORSES, bro! Like, they just magically appeared after being gone for, like, 200 years or sumthin’. It’s like a freakin’ miracle, man! Ride ’em, tame ’em, race ’em, do whatever u want with ’em! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft awesomeness, dude. So, like, what u waitin’ for? Join now and be part of this epic horse-tastic adventure!

PopcornWarsMC

appliance features, consumer preferences, controversy, convenience, Cooking, culinary disputes, disagreement, Food Industry, Kitchen Appliances, kitchen debates, Kitchen Gadgets, Microwave companies, microwave functions, microwave settings, popcorn button, popcorn companies, popcorn cooking, popcorn preparation, PopcornWarsMC, snack foods, Technology

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Votes:	3093
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4387	Ores Mined:	6277
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Crops Grown:	4134

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where microwave companies and popcorn companies are like, fighting over the popcorn button? Like, they’re legit throwing popcorn kernels at each other and stuff. It’s wild, man!

But yo, that’s not even the best part. This server has like, a secret underground lair where all the chickens are plotting a revolution against the players. They’re all like, “cluck cluck, we will rule the world!” It’s hilarious, dude.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Like, what even? Who knew llamas were so generous?

So come join this server, where the drama between microwave and popcorn companies is poppin’ off, the chickens are planning a coup, and llamas are granting wishes. It’s a total blast, bro!

PixelPervsMC: 1in7Threats

1in7Threats, Adults, Blackmail, consent, cybercrime, data breach, digital privacy, digital threats, Harassment, intimate images, online harassment, online safety, PixelPervsMC, prevalence, privacy, research, SECURITY, sexual abuse, sexual extortion, Threats, victimization, widespread

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Runes Activated:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where you can build pixelated peen statues without fear of someone threatening to share your intimate images! we got more sexual extortion than u can shake a blocky stick at! join now for a chance to be extorted in a whole new way, in a virtual world where anything goes! build, mine, and get extorted all in one place! what more could u ask for?! #blockyextortion #minecraftmadness

YourVillageSMP: Where villagers roam free and players are constantly lost

Biomes, Bosses, BUILD, CONSTANTLY, crate keys, Discord, Explore, FRAGMENTS, free, Friends, Items, landscape, Launch, Lost, Map, Minecraft, Other, Players, progress, roam, Server, Structures, SURVIVE, Teaser, TOWN, villagers, YourVillageSMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Server Features
Unique world generation
Over 200 custom structures
Persistent server approach
Custom bosses
Crates accessible through gameplay
Unique town system

FAQ

Q: When does the server launch?

A: The server is launching on Saturday, June 15.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at discord.urvillage.net for more information on how to join.

Q: Can I access the map of the server?

A: Yes, you can access the map at map.urvillage.net.

Q: Are there any teasers for the server?

A: Yes, you can check out our teaser on TikTok at TikTok.

CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, compassion, CraftyQueens, Diversity, Drag Queen Story Hour, education, Empathy, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love, Minecraft, non gender-conforming, open society, queer, Server, social justice, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	2330
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5032
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5115
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things rainbow and fabulous! Our server is the perfect place for LGBTQ+ players to express themselves freely and build a community of love and acceptance.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own colorful paradise with fellow queer gamers. We believe in spreading love and positivity, because let’s face it, life is too short to be anything but fabulous!

So come on, join us and let your rainbow flag fly high in the pixelated sky. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in our virtual world of love and acceptance. Let’s build a world where everyone is free to be themselves, one block at a time!

FrenchFryMinecraftServer

anger, automoggs, colonial legacy, Colonialism, colonies, Conflict, cultural tension, Domination, European, France, FrenchFryMinecraftServer, Frustration, fume, History, Iberians, imperialism, nationalism, Oppression, power dynamics, Resentment, seethe

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Buildings Constructed:	36
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	282	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of France constantly making you seethe with anger? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all that pent-up frustration in a virtual world where you can build, mine, and conquer to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with Iberians who are just itching to take revenge on France for all their automogging shenanigans. Join forces with them and create an unstoppable army that will make France regret ever messing with you.

And as for France’s colonies, they are seething with jealousy over the amazing creations and epic battles happening on our server. Show them who’s boss by joining us and proving that you are the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MommaMinecraftMadness

Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Empathy, family, forgiveness, generational differences, heart attack recovery, household duties, in-laws, Marriage, MommaMinecraftMadness, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Sympathy, traditional values, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchantments Applied:	206

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and heart attacks – yes, you read that right.

Imagine a world where your wife bans your mom from the house because she thinks she’s a bad wife and mother. And then your mom has a heart attack and needs to recover at your place, but your wife is not having it. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got senior data analysts, OBGYNs, and kids getting ready for school – all in one crazy server. Who needs boring old quests and building when you can witness family dynamics that would make even Shakespeare’s head spin?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else!

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bizarre accidents, bizarre experiences, bizarre incidents, CraftyCatastrophe, crazy, eyewitness, freak accident, freak events, freak happenings, freak incidents, freak occurrences, freak situations, Minecraft, Real Life, Server, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrences, Wild

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1975	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Have you ever seen a cow riding a pig while being chased by a pack of angry chickens? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the virtual world. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of wild freak accident you’ll witness next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!