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Crafty Hour

24, 32, an hour ago, asked my insta, Be me, complimented my voice, Crafty, dingy 1-person apartment, hour, how old are you anon, I do mind, into me, lol, more than maybe 2 years my senior, no actual girlfriend, physically attractive, planning to meet chick, rare these days, severely autistic, she texts me, should I have lied, so much older than you, struck a conversation, thanks for reading, walking to the subway, watch NY vs FL, Wishful thinking, wouldn’t have guessed, zero friends

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Animals Bred:	102	Orbs of Power Found:	8

>Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find love and friendship! Our community is filled with young and pretty players who are into you, regardless of your age! Who needs IRL plans when you can spend 97% of your free time in our virtual world?

>Don’t worry about being severely autistic, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is accepted and appreciated. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about getting canceled on by a potential date – our players are always ready to team up and have a great time!

>So come join us and watch NY vs FL in our virtual pub, where age is just a number and friendships last a lifetime. Who needs real-life plans when you have a Minecraft server to call home? See you in the game!

NeuroCraft: The Electrician’s Server

brain circuitry, brain doctor, brain function, brain health, brain specialist, brain wiring, electrician, Electricians, Healthcare, medical care, medical diagnosis, Medical Profession, medical specialist, nervous system, nervous system specialist, NeuroCraft, neurological conditions, neurological disorders, neurological examination, neurological expertise, neurological treatment, neurologist, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Void Armor Forged:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchantments Applied:	273
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!

if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!

PromethiumCraft

Breakthrough, chemical reaction, chemistry, Chemists, COMPOUND, discovery, Element, innovation, isotopes, Laboratory, Mysterious, periodic table, promethium, PromethiumCraft, radioactive, Rare Earth, research, Science, scientific advancement, Synthesis, Technology

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

so, like, u know how chemists r always mixin stuff together and tryna make new things? well, guess what, they finally did it! they made this compound with this super mysterious element called promethium. and u know what? they decided to share it with the world on this minecraft server!

if u join this server, u can be one of the first to explore the wonders of promethium and see what crazy things u can create with it. maybe u can make a promethium sword that shoots lasers or a promethium potion that gives u super speed. the possibilities are endless!

but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, there are also secret dungeons filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. u can team up with other players to take on these challenges and become the ultimate promethium warrior.

so, what r u waiting for? join this minecraft server now and embark on the most epic adventure of ur life. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the secret of promethium and become a legend in the minecraft world.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up griefers is just part of the job!

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Friendly, Griefers, Janitors, Job, LGBTQ, Lore, Minecraft, part, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3664

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugin
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

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PixelPuzzles Minecraft Server

#Intention, ambiguous, Analyzing, Communication, confusion, Context, Cryptic, deciphering, double meaning, Enigmatic, hidden meaning, implication, inscrutable, Interpretation, Message, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perplexing, PixelPuzzles, puzzling, Server, Tone, Unclear

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been trained to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind what she meant by this…whatever “this” is!

TremendousCraft Minecraft Server

ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, adorable, amazing, Athletic, Based, Beautiful, bigger draw, brave, Breathtaking, brilliant.., Caring, cat enthusiast, charismatic, charming, cheerful, Cheesy, clean, Clever, Cool, Courteous, cute, Disciplined, draw, emoji, Friendly, funny, GENIUS, Goat, GODLY, great butt, hard-working, hilarious, hot, Humble, Incredible, innocent, KIND, loving, main attraction, Minecraft, perfect, Phenomenal, Powerful, Pure, reverent, Sassy, saucy, Sensitive, Server, Sexy, Shiny, Slick, Smart, SMOL, Smooth, Soft, STRONG, stupendous, STURDY, superior, supreme talent, SWEET, Terrific, thighGODDESS, thrifty, TOUGH, Traditional, TremendousCraft, Uplifting, worthy obsession, WWE Women’s World Champion.

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Iyo Sky(34) is the ultimate Minecraft server you need in your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is not just cute, it’s perfect, pure, and even superior to Taylor Swift (yes, you read that right). It’s like the emoji of Minecraft servers, but with the strength of a thousand creepers. Plus, it’s a thighGODDESS – need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! This server is also a cat enthusiast, a genius, and has a great butt (because who doesn’t love a good butt in Minecraft, am I right?). It’s hilarious, courageous, and absolutely fearless – willing to risk it all for the Iyomaniacs. And let’s not forget, it’s the champion of our hearts and soon to be the WWE Women’s World Champion (sorry Liv, eat shit).

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just incredible, but also hilarious, saucy, and sassy, then look no further than Iyo Sky(34). Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

FlowerGirl vs APDaughter: Minecraft Wedding Drama

APDaughter, blocked family members, compromising, Drama, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father’s affair, father’s wife, flower girl, FlowerGirl, Minecraft, step-family, uninvited guests, Wedding, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky family members.

On our server, you can have as many flower girls as you want, without anyone sending you hateful text messages. Plus, if anyone dares to call you an AH, you can just block them with the click of a button.

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and build the wedding of your dreams in peace and harmony! No compromise necessary, just pure block-building fun.

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

Character development, compassion, CraftyClassroom, education, Empathy, Gratitude, growth mindset., inspiration, Kindness, leadership, learning, life lessons, Life skills, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, self improvement, Server, teachers, wisdom

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Have you ever wanted to learn the art of building a giant chicken out of blocks? Or how about mastering the art of riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, look no further because on our server, our teachers will not only teach you how to survive in the wild, but also how to ride llamas like a pro and tame wolves to do your bidding. Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Who needs academics when you can learn how to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Join now and let the insanity begin!

PixelPresentz

best gift, cherished gift, favorite gift, gift appreciation, gift exchange, gift giving, gift gratitude, gift happiness, Gift ideas, gift joy, gift love, gift memories, gift sentiment., meaningful gift, memorable gift, PixelPresentz, received gift, special gift, Surprise gift, thoughtful gift, unique gift

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Have you ever received a gift so epic that it made you want to break out into the Minecraft default dance? Well, get ready to experience that feeling every day on our server! Join us and receive gifts so amazing, you’ll think Santa himself is running the show. From diamond armor to enchanted weapons, we’ve got it all – and all you have to do is log in and start playing! Trust us, you won’t find a better gift-giving experience anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start unwrapping those virtual presents!

Cuban Missile Crafters

atlantic, Crafters, Cuba, Cuban, Cuban waters, defense training, En route, global presence, international relations, long range missiles, maritime security, military capabilities, military deployment, military exercise, Missile, missile drills, naval fleet, naval operations, Russian warships, Show of force, strategic maneuvers, training exercises, transatlantic voyage

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when out of nowhere, a fleet of Russian warships appears on the horizon. but get this, they’re not here to start a war or anything, they’re here to join our server and show off their missile drills in the Atlantic ocean.

like, how cool is that? you can team up with the Russian navy and take on other players in epic battles on the high seas. and don’t worry, they’re not actually gonna shoot any missiles at you (we hope), it’s all just for fun and games.

so if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, with crazy events and unexpected guests, then you gotta join us. who knows what other surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world of ours. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CruelCraft: The Evildoers’ Playground

Atrocity, barbarity, brutality, CruelCraft, Cruelty, Darkness, Depravity, devilry, Evil, Evildoers, heinousness, Immorality, iniquity, maleficence, malevolence, Malice, nefariousness, Playground, sadism, Sin, viciousness, Villainy, wickedness

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3816
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Emeralds Found:	7948
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

so come join our minecraft server where we embrace the dark side and unleash our inner evilness! we have lava pits for you to sacrifice your enemies, and a dungeon full of creepy crawlies to battle.

our spawn point is guarded by a giant zombie pigman who will only let you pass if you tell him a joke that makes him laugh.

we have a secret underground maze filled with traps and treasure, but be warned, the walls move and the floor disappears beneath your feet.

if you manage to survive all of that, you can join our evil army and conquer the entire server with your fellow villains.

so come on, join us and let your evil flag fly high!