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Crafty Hour

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

>Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find love and friendship! Our community is filled with young and pretty players who are into you, regardless of your age! Who needs IRL plans when you can spend 97% of your free time in our virtual world?

>Don’t worry about being severely autistic, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is accepted and appreciated. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about getting canceled on by a potential date – our players are always ready to team up and have a great time!

>So come join us and watch NY vs FL in our virtual pub, where age is just a number and friendships last a lifetime. Who needs real-life plans when you have a Minecraft server to call home? See you in the game!

Crafty Kidman’s Lies

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is pink and the pigs fly! we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

rumor has it that if you find the secret underground dungeon, you’ll meet a talking cow who will teach you how to do the moonwalk while riding a chicken.

our server is so lit that even Nicole Kidman tried to join, but she couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our pixelated world. her last name contains two lies because she never actually played on our server – what a noob!

so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft world where anything is possible? let’s get crafting, baby!

TotallySuspicious – A Vanilla-ish SMP Server for Suspiciously Friendly LGBTQ+ Hermitcraft Fans

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Season	12 (Current)

Why Join Us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
No shop plugins, only diamond economy
Organized events such as Dragon Fights

Mini Seasons

Custom modded mini seasons lasting around a month, bridging main seasons. Uses various modpacks based on different themes.

Discord

Discord is required for communication and whitelisting on the server. Optional “Discord Member” role available for those who just want to chat.

Apply here:

https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7

Previous Season Spawn Images

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FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	Read through #waitlist-form on Discord, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers in the ticket.
What is the primary goal of the community?	To be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative with a focus on member interactions.
How long do seasons typically last?	5-7 months

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Chat, Communication, Community, Conversation, debate, dialogue, Discourse, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, exchange, forum, Friction, general thread, ideas, Interaction, Minecraft, Opinions, PALS, PIXEL, Server, sharing, Thoughts, Topic, Traction

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the friction is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re sliding on buttered toast! Our world is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs through a maze of exploding chickens, or challenge your friends to a game of lava parkour where the floor is literally lava! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop the sickest beats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an infinite supply of cake and now our server is covered in frosting!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and get ready for the wildest ride of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!

Worst Ending Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring, predictable endings in Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server has the WORST ending known to man! Only fifty people have read the finale, so you’ll be joining a select group of players who have experienced just how dogshit it truly is. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and a conclusion that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

GiftsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Items Found:	7256
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we gift diamonds to all our friends, regardless of their relationship status! We believe in spreading love and joy through virtual treasures, just like our friend here who loves giving thoughtful gifts in real life.

Join us for a chance to receive personalized gifts from our generous players, who will shower you with virtual goodies that show they care. Whether you’re a guy or a girl, single or taken, everyone deserves a little Minecraft love!

Don’t worry about creating unnecessary tension in relationships – on our server, we embrace the spirit of friendship and fun. So come on in and let’s spread some joy together, one diamond block at a time!

SisGriefNoReliefCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Runes Activated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of taking care of your sister and her adult kids while they mooch off of you like professional leeches? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire!

On our server, you can create your own world where you’re the boss and nobody can guilt-trip you into taking care of them. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can banish annoying relatives to the Nether realm forever. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

NonsensicalCraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Emeralds Found:	9677
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Our community is filled with wacky characters like a talking pig who thinks he’s a wizard and a group of villagers who have formed a boy band called “The Villager Voices.” Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean…if you can survive the sea monsters guarding it! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

CraftyInventors

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for the chance to discover the legendary “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced chaos like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Unicorn” – a majestic creature that roams the land, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in its wake. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what other crazy inventions and mythical creatures you’ll encounter along the way!

MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
New Chunks Explored:	894613	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5311
Star Shards Collected:	207	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN

Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock IP	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join our Discord

Server FAQ

What can players expect on Bucketry Minecraft?

Players can expect thrilling adventures, progression through ranks, immersive questline, trading features, custom enchantments, specialized activities, kingdom building, hidden treasures, grief prevention, advanced tools, companions, and more.

How can players join the server?

Players can join by connecting to either the Java IP (mc.bucketry.net) or the Bedrock IP (mc.bucketry.net:19132). They can also join the Discord server for community interactions.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers over 200 custom enchantments, special activities like Pyro Fishing, farming, and mining, custom spawners, better structures, CrazyEnvoys, ExcellentCrates, and more.

How can players protect their lands?

Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to protect their lands easily.

What other unique features does the server offer?

The server offers upgradeable hoppers, advanced chests, simple pets with a soul system, temporary flight, chat games, AFK pool, community events like PinataParty, and more.