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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5685 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a currency system based entirely on shitcoins. That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell with literal piles of poop in our virtual world.
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!
