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Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

507388120, Bricked, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Potions Brewed:	39
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Enchantments Applied:	231	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	935785	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8974
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Void Gems Collected:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7504
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Votes:	556
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!