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QuadriCareGoneWild

caregiver match, caregiver responsibilities, caregiving company, caregiving preferences, client abandonment, client care, client needs, client preferences, client safety, company policies, elder care, in-home caregiving, lack of communication, professional boundaries, public transportation, QuadriCareGoneWild, quadriplegic client, schedule conflicts, supervisor contact, transportation challenges

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Potions Brewed:	48	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you have the right to choose not to mine with a certain block, the power to switch to a different biome if you don’t vibe with your current one, and the ability to build with players in your area because you don’t drive your own minecart!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories like the time a player tried to care for a paralyzed zombie but ended up rage quitting because they couldn’t handle the responsibility. Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded like that poor zombie – unless you’re into that kind of challenge!

So come on over and craft with us, where the only thing paralyzed is your ability to stop playing once you start!

Quote4U Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Quote4U, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	982	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re feeling down, just remember the wise words of our server mascot, Sir Squishy the Chicken, who once said, “When life gives you creepers, make creeperade!” So come join us and let the madness begin!

CheeseCraftersUnited

aged, artisanal, best cheese, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheeseCraftersUnited, creamy, dairy, DELICIOUS, Favorite, feta, Food, French, gouda, Gourmet, Italian, opinion, SWISS, world

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2679

Are you tired of boring old servers that are as bland as a slice of American cheese? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Our server is like the Gouda of Minecraft servers – smooth, creamy, and oh so delicious.

Join us and experience the cheesiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of evil cows trying to steal your cheese to building a giant cheese fortress to protect yourself from the dreaded Cheese Monster, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Olympics, where players compete in events like cheese rolling, cheese stacking, and the infamous cheese eating contest. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cheese – what more could you ask for?

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of cheesiness, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t brie disappointed!

PakCraft Server: Southport Attack Hoax

arrest, Attack, charges, Court, crime, Disinformation, extremism, hoax, International, investigation, Legal, man, Misinformation, News, PakCraft, Pakistan, Propaganda, Server, Southport, SUSPECT, Terrorism, trial, uk

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Void Armor Forged:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

so, liek, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera in pakistan. we got this dude gettin charged over some crazy attack in southport, uk. but dont worry, our server is totally safe… unless u count the creeper explosions lol. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this news story. plus, our community is so lit, u wont even miss all the fake news drama. so grab ur pickaxe and come mine with us, cuz this server is the bomb… literally.

RostovRaidersMC

air defense, border disputes, defense capabilities, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military conflict, military escalation, Military operations, military technology, missile strike, Rostov region, RostovRaidersMC, russia, russian military, S-300 missile system, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, WARFARE

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than Ukraine strikin’ a S-300 missile system in Russia’s Rostov region! We got mobs that’ll make u pee ur pants, and dungeons so tough even Herobrine would cry. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, so u’ll never feel alone in dis blocky world. Come join da fun, cuz we’re more lit than a nether portal party!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

baby, baby’s brain development, Bifidobacterium breve, BifidoCraft, brain development in babies, brain health, Brainy, cognitive development., Development, fetus, gut bacteria, gut health, healthy brain development, infant development, maternal gut flora, maternal health, maternal microbiome, mice study, Microbiome, microbiota, Mother’s gut microbiome, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	4808	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3541
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

anger, BUILD, Communication, CURSE, cuss, emotion, emphasis, expletive, Expression, favourite, FckCraft, Frustration, fuck, Language, Profanity, Slang, Swear, taboo, Use, vulgarity, way, Word

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7643	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Minecraft, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, School Massacre, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ores Mined:	5788
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!