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ZombieGoonSquad

Apocalypse, Cinema, conceptually horrifying, Creatures, fear, Fiction, Goons, Halloween, Horror, Media, Monsters, non-threatening, pop culture, Scary, Supernatural, Thriller, tv shows, Undead, video games, ZombieGoonSquad, zombies

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	228	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Star Shards Collected:	167	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where zombies are, like, the coolest dudes ever. they wear sunglasses and dance to funky music all day long. instead of brains, they crave pizza and ice cream. it’s a total party up in here, bro!

join our server and witness the epic dance battles between the zombie crews. you can even join in and show off your best moves. but be careful, the zombie king is a fierce dancer and will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

oh, and did we mention the zombie unicorns? yeah, they exist on our server. they prance around with rainbow manes and shoot glitter out of their horns. it’s a magical sight to behold.

if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing zombies, pizza-loving monsters, and sparkly unicorns. it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

BrainCraft: Early Detection Server

Adults, ALS, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, Biomarkers, blood testing, braincraft, DETECTION, diagnostic tools, Early, early detection, early recognition, frontotemporal dementia, German scientists, healthcare advancements, medical breakthrough, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological diseases, neurology, neuroscientists, progressive supranuclear palsy, psp, research, Server, study

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	143127
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where we fight off evil mobs and build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even German scientists are studying it! That’s right, they found that playing on our server can actually help prevent frontotemporal dementia, ALS, and PSP. Who knew gaming could be so good for your health?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this groundbreaking research while having the time of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Strolling through Mayhem: Half-Baked Adventure 1.8.8

1.8.8, 2b2t, Adventure, Anarchy, building, Challenges, Community, Discord, Exploration, Griefing, halfbaked, History, Legacy, MAYHEM, multiplayer, Nostalgia, old school, PvP, semi anarchy, server history, silver-age, smp, Strolling, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Anarchy
Version	1.8.8
Features	– No shulker boxes– No elytra– No totems– No end crystals– No rollbacks– Fresh server

Server Description

Pre combat update, silver-age style anarchy server! Experience the old school SMPs and the chaotic world of pre combat update 2b2t on this server. Your decisions matter more than ever as getting killed means a total re-gear and getting griefed means losing it all. Make your mark on server history!

Server Discord

Join the server discord at https://discord.gg/6AcyhG3D

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server runs on version 1.8.8
Are there any banned items or features?	Yes, the server does not allow shulker boxes, elytra, totems, or end crystals.
Is there any form of server rollback?	No, there are no rollbacks on this server. Everything you do and build is permanent.
How can I join the server?	Join the server discord at the provided link and find the server address there.

Stacy’s Complaint Minecraft Server

asian, Best Friend, Black, Boyfriend, break up, Bullied, classmates, Complain, complaint, DEPRESSING, depression, Gay, hate, Hypocrite, Minecraft, mocking, reposts, retarded, Server, severe depression, social media, Stacys, STALKING, thirst traps

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying Stacies and hypocrites in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building, exploring, and battling your way through our virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way. Take out your anger on creepers instead of dealing with annoying classmates. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who won’t bully you or talk behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a slanty eyed hypocrite who will haunt you if you don’t join. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

SharkCraft Minecraft Server

confusion, doubt, Game, giant shark, giant squid, hallucination, Horror, ichiban, ILLUSION, mental health, mind games, Minecraft, Mystery, PARANOIA, Psychological, Reality, Schizo, Server, SharkCraft, Suspense, Thriller, uncertainty

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Votes:	4413	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can encounter giant sharks and giant squids that will make you question reality! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun – or is it? Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you wondering if you’re just experiencing a case of Ichiban schizo’ing. Who knows what’s real and what’s not in this crazy world of ours? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find a more mind-bending Minecraft server anywhere else. So come on in and see for yourself – if you dare!

InLawzOutlawz Minecraft Server

Boundaries, disrespecting house rules, family conflict, family dynamics, family etiquette, family expectations, family traditions, family visit, house rules, in-laws, InLawzOutlawz, Minecraft, respecting boundaries, respecting hosts, respecting in-laws, Server, sugar consumption, sugar in tea, sugar packets, sugar restrictions, tea preferences, tea with sugar

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

So, picture this: You’re peacefully enjoying a cup of tea on our Minecraft server, when suddenly your in-laws spawn in and start scolding you for bringing sugar into their virtual house. They confiscate your sugar packets and call you a ‘naughty player’, lecturing you on the dangers of virtual sugar consumption. Join our server for a wild and wacky time, where even the pixels have boundaries! Who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?

BootyBlockerCraft

addiction issues, BootyBlockerCraft, Boundaries, care facilities, caregiving, caregiving challenges, caregiving responsibilities, difficult decisions, Emotional support, end of life, family dynamics, Family Support, health issues, hospice care, inlaw relationships, Marriage Struggles, medical field, mother-in-law, personal boundaries, personal limits, weight issues

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crops Grown:	3723
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Communication, Confidence, Creepercraft, DATING, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional, Experience, Honesty, hurtful, Impact, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, rejection, relationship, Rude, self esteem, Server, Unattractive, Vulnerability, WOMAN, Words

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unforgettable moments.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of dancing chickens invade your land, demanding to be your loyal subjects. Or how about the time when a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise party for your birthday, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players are greeted by a mischievous troll who challenges them to a dance-off for safe passage. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves to the beat of a zombie DJ.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PutinCraft: US Rebuke of Hanoi

bilateral relations, cold war, communism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Hanoi, international relations, Meeting, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, Rebuke, russia, Southeast Asia, soviet union, summit, SUPERPOWER, US, Vietnam, Visit

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and trump battle it out in a virtual world of blocks and pixels. witness the intense showdown between these two world leaders as they build their empires and wage war on each other. will putin conquer vietnam or will trump come out on top? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem! trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown on our server!

BreathCraft: Inhale to Spawn, Exhale to Respawn

Birth, breath awareness, Breath Control, BreathCraft, Breathing, breathing exercises, death, Deep Breathing, Exhale, health, Inhale, Life, Longevity, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, mortality, Relaxation, respawn, respiratory system, self-care, Spawn, stress relief, wellness, yoga

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.

so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.