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EmiratiEmpire Minecraft SMP – Building Blocks of Greatness with the President of UAE

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	9925
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest adventures this side of the blocky universe! Our server is home to a community of players who have survived epic battles with giant creepers, built towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tamed their own pet dragons (yes, really).

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Some say you can still hear his ghostly cries echoing through the caves at night, warning players of impending danger.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare and exotic block types, including the elusive rainbow ore that can only be mined by players who have proven themselves worthy in battle.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness, conquer the challenges, and maybe even make friends with a friendly zombie or two. Oh, and did we mention that the president of the United Arab Emirates is a huge fan of our server? Yeah, he totally is.

RentContributionMC Server

Agreement, apartment, bills, Communication, Contribution, ex, financial responsibility, Household, LANDLORD, legal obligations, living arrangement, living situation, Rent, RentContributionMC, roommate, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, roommates’ rights, Server, storage space, Sympathy, Utilities

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring roommate drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience virtual roommate drama like never before!

Picture this: You log on to our server and find out that your roommate has moved in their ex without your consent. But wait, it gets better! The ex is now claiming your apartment as her own and bringing in all her belongings like it’s no big deal. And to top it off, she’s not paying rent because she’s in a “tough place.”

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our virtual landlord who will demand rent from all players, even if they’re just crashing at your virtual apartment for a few months. And if you’re feeling generous, you can always split the utilities “out of the kindness of your heart” just like in real life!

So come join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with unexpected roommates, awkward conversations about money, and the joy of virtual apartment living. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the drama unfold!

SpigotBlameGame

bill, Blaming, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, facebook, family, financial responsibility, flooded yard, LEAK.., misunderstanding, outside spigot, parenting, property damage, RESPONSIBILITY, sister, social media, SpigotBlameGame, water company, water pressure, water usage

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	68	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Zombie Dances:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a toddler turning on a spigot for two days straight? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Imagine logging on to find your entire virtual world flooded because someone left the water running. Who could it be? Maybe it was your mischievous niece, or perhaps it was a sneaky creeper trying to cause chaos.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your water bill). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just be sure to keep an eye on that spigot – you never know when it might turn on by itself!

ConfessCraft SMP: AnonSecrets

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5934	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Are you tired of hiding your deepest, darkest secrets in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage you to spill all the tea! Confess your wildest secrets without judgment and let your inner drama llama run wild. Join us for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and build friendships based on scandalous confessions. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to spill the tea on? Join now and let the drama unfold!

PixelPunish

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created a virtual world where players can experience the most outrageous and hilarious forms of punishment imaginable. From being forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity to being chased by a horde of angry llamas, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes (or hooves, in the case of the llamas).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will test your skills and wit. Can you navigate the maze of doom and claim the legendary diamond sword at the end? Only the bravest and most foolish players dare to try.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt (or until the llamas catch up to you).

RuskyBannedCraft

Affiliated, banning, Christianity, Church, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign influence, Government, law, legislation, Orthodox, Parliament, Politics, relations, religious freedom, religious organizations, RuskyBannedCraft, Russian, separation, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Towns Built:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Ukraine’s parliament banning Russian-affiliated religious organizations? Yeah, that’s how crazy awesome this server is!

Join us for some epic adventures and build the craziest structures you can imagine. We’ve got unicorns roaming around, dragons breathing fire, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of llamas wearing top hats. We host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Russian-affiliated religious organizations when you’ve got a Minecraft server like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

PolymerCraft: Solar Drop – Data Mining Edition

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Farms Harvested:	699
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server be like a time machine, but instead of goin back in time, u goin back 15 years in discovery time of polymer solar cells! yea, u heard me right, u can be like a mad scientist and shiz, usin data from 3,300 papers to create epic property prediction models. and get dis, we use Thompson sampling and Upper confidence bound sampling to make sure ur predictions be on point, no matter what! so come join us and be a virtual scientist on da most insane minecraft server ever!

Merryweather’s Fabulous Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Merryweather pretending to be gay for the past 2 months? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the villagers are questioning their own identities. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to uncover the truth behind Merryweather’s sudden change in orientation. Who knows what other secrets are waiting to be discovered in our wacky world! Join now and see what all the fuss is about.

NinaCraft SMP – Saotome’s Silly Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Potions Brewed:	177	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Fun in the Sun Edition where we promise you’ll have more laughs than a creeper explosion.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Not to mention, our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.

And who is Nina, you may wonder? Well, she’s our resident VTuber and VSinger who serenades us with her powerful voice while we mine for resources. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, music, and mayhem. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your toxic family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your parents calling you stupid and favoring your sister over you. Join us and build a virtual world where you are the king and your sister can’t shrink your laundry or break your vases!

We understand the struggles of dealing with parents who make you feel like you’re the worst, so come join our server where you can be the hero of your own story. No more getting yelled at for your sister’s mistakes or being blamed for everything that goes wrong. On our server, you’re the star and your sister can cry all she wants, it won’t affect you here!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the drama and be treated like the amazing person you are, join our Minecraft server today! You’ll never have to see your toxic family again and you can finally be free to be yourself without any judgment. Let’s build a world where you’re the winner and your sister can’t bring you down. See you in the game!