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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 154 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 167 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never stops and the shenanigans are always at an all-time high! Forget about boring old politics, here you’ll witness our members reenacting historical events in the most absurd ways possible.
Join us as we recreate the Battle of Thermopylae using nothing but baked potatoes and snowballs, or watch as our players attempt to build a replica of the Great Wall of China using only pink wool and TNT. Who needs Congress when you have a group of Minecraft players with questionable decision-making skills?
So come on, join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of King Jew and his infamous duck. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!
