Squat City Minecraft Server

Asia, Asian squat, body mechanics, body posture, city, cross-legged squat, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural practices, eastern europe, flexibility, global customs, Minecraft, physical health, Server, sitting habits, sitting posture, sitting style, Slav squat, squat, squatting culture, squatting position, traditional customs, traditional sitting

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of squatting alone in your boring old country? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a whole village dedicated to the Asian/Slav Squat! Our pixelated comrades will keep you company as you perfect your squatting technique and show off your skills to the rest of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Squatting Slav statue, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who pay their respects. Legend has it that anyone who can squat for an hour straight in front of the statue will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and squat your way to victory!

HatecrushCraft

attraction, complex emotions, conflicting emotions, conflicting feelings, dislike, emotional connection, emotions, hate, HatecrushCraft, Human nature, internal conflict, love-hate relationships, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Personal experiences, Physical attraction, Psychology, relationships, romantic feelings, sexual desire, Sexuality

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6296
Potions Brewed:	142	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Towns Built:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies – including the ones you never knew you had!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where even your enemies can’t help but turn you on. That’s right, we’ve got a special plugin that makes every player you dislike or hate suddenly irresistible. Who knew that rivalry could be so steamy?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a rare item that can make anyone fall head over heels for you. Use it wisely, or not – we won’t judge!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places.

DeifCraft: The Ultimate Block Warfare

Assassination, BLOCK, confirmed dead, Conflict, DeifCraft, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, military leader, Mohammad Deif, Oct. 7 attacks, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, security threat, targeted killing, Terrorism, Ultimate, violence, War, WARFARE

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles like the one between Mohammad Deif and Israel but with blocks and swords instead of guns and bombs. join us and be a part of the action as we reenact this historic battle in the virtual world. plus, our server has the best loot and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!

ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc

cadmium, chococraft, Chocolate, Cocoa products, consumer awareness, contamination, Food Safety, harmful substances, Havoc, health risks, heavy, heavy metals, lead, maximum allowable dose, metal, metal toxicity, organic options, public health, regulatory standards, safety guidelines, study, toxic metals, U.S. retailers, worst offenders

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7029	Villages Defended:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Buildings Constructed:	38	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers!! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this one!! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya!

first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!

but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!

oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮

Karlsson’s Mildly Peculiar Java-licious Season 3 Whitelisted Server

+18, 1.21, community-driven, content creators, Cosmetics, Discord, Europe, java, Javalicious, Karlssons, mildly, multiplayer, Papermc, peculiar, PvP, safe gaming environment, Season, season 3, Server, shopping district, smp, Streamer, Trophies, Vanilla, Web map, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Emeralds Found:	538
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

karlssonSMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/knew-what-was-going-to-happen/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 has just launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues: Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads: Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures: Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep: Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District: Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border: Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap: The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets: Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat: Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops: Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
Location: Europe
Current Version: 1.21

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

CraftyCapitalism Minecraft Server

Abomination, Absurd, capitalism, consumerism, corporate power, CraftyCapitalism, economic inequality, economic system, environmental degradation, Exploitation, Greed, INEQUALITY, infinite growth, Minecraft, Natural, profit-driven, Server, social injustice, societal structure, unsustainable, unsustainable practices, wealth gap

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a giant zombie with a diamond sword. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Or when someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake that attracted hordes of hungry zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where infinite growth is not just a goal, it’s a way of life.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

The Mining Medalchads – Minecraft SMP

achievement, athletes, celebration, Champions, Competition, competition rules, eligibility, Excellence, gold medal countries, medal chads, Medalchads, Minecraft, Mining, national pride, olympics, Participation, podium, pride, smp, Sportsmanship, Thread, TOP 5, Victory, WINNERS

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Only the top 5 gold medal countries are allowed to post in this thread because we only want the best of the best (sorry, silver and bronze countries, maybe next time).

Join our server if you want to participate in epic battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). We have insane events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. And don’t even get us started on our “Sheep Racing” competition – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep zooming around a track at lightning speed.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the most elite players are allowed entry. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Just make sure you’re from one of the top 5 gold medal countries, or else you’ll have to sit this one out.

HouseWarmingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, bbq, BETRAYAL, Budget, Communication, Disappointment, Dream House, friendship, garden, gardening, Happiness, house buying, house viewing, HouseWarmingCraft, Jealousy, large dog, Minecraft, mortgage rates, mutual friend, offer, Server, UK housing market, Upset

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	3119	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Items Found:	8994	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of house-hunting woes like our friend here? Well, on our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about sneaky friends stealing it from under your nose!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect plot of land, crafting your ideal home, and hosting epic garden parties with your virtual dog (who never needs to be walked)!

Don’t let your friends rain on your parade – on our server, the only competition is who can build the most outrageous, envy-inducing mansion!

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

OpinionatedSisGTFO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, Commitment, ENGAGEMENT, family, Happiness, love, Marriage, Naive, OpinionatedSisGTFO, Opinions, Proposal, relationships, Rude, rules, sister, sisterly advice, Stability, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!

Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!

But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!

DeifDownInCraft

Assassination, Conflict, Deif, DeifDownInCraft, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas Commander, Hamas Leader, intelligence, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, News, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Potions Brewed:	45
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we confirm the craziest things like deif getting rekt by israel! u can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold in our virtual world! build ur own base and defend it from crazy attacks just like deif did (rip deif). join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #minecraftmadness #deifgotowned #israelrules

MetalManiaCraft

cadmium, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic diseases, Cobalt, Copper, death risk, environmental exposure, heavy metals, increased risk, long-term study, metal mixture, metal toxicity, MetalManiaCraft, public health, risk factors, toxic metals, tungsten, uranium, urinary metals, Zinc

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3297
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!

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