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ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of seeing white male – ugly asian female couples everywhere you go? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us and escape the madness of the real world where height differences don’t dictate your love life.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about those questionable couples. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, they make even the most seasoned miners jealous.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward couples and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your creeper-proofing is up to par.

”/mlb/” The Crafting Crusaders Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where alliances are formed and broken within minutes, where base raids are a daily occurrence, and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Our server is like a virtual version of the Yankees vs. Cleveland vs. Houston showdown, but with a twist – instead of baseball, we settle our disputes with epic PvP battles and build competitions. Will you be the Phillies, the Brewers, or the Dodgers of our server? Only time will tell!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of our wild and wacky Minecraft world!

CompliMinecraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re so kind” or “you’re so smart”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments ever! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly someone screams “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?!” Join our server for a daily dose of hilarious and absurd compliments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Creeper’s Chaos: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIAN MISSILES CAN’T HANDLE THE POWER! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, JUST LIKE FIREWORKS ON NEW YEAR’S EVE! JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WHO NEEDS ELECTRICITY WHEN YOU HAVE EXPLOSIONS TO LIGHT UP THE NIGHT? COME ON, DON’T BE A CHICKEN, JOIN THE MADNESS!

BugOutCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	6805	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more undiscovered insects than the whole dang world! we got bugs you ain’t never seen before, like the legendary fire-breathing ant and the elusive rainbow beetle. only 20% of our insects are named, so you can be the first to discover a new species and become famous in the insect world. our insect declines are of concern globally, but not on our server – we treat our bugs like royalty. so hop on and start exploring our bug-filled world today!

GalacticCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server, ホロスターズ, is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a sugar rush. We have epic build battles where players fight with giant carrots and unicorns, and our survival mode is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like the annual “Sheep Olympics” where players compete in events like sheep shearing and wool spinning. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search for hidden chests filled with rare loot like enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on ホロスターズ and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ChainlinkConnectsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft SMP where every player is connected to the sim swap chainlink API! Join us as we revolutionize bulk IoT device management in the most ridiculous way possible.

Our industry-first embedded SIM from STMicroelectronics will blow your mind as we drive demand for e-SIMs with the power of 5GAA and TM Forum. And don’t even get us started on the world’s first resilient SIM, rSIM®, launching in partnership with global giants Deutsche Telekom and Tele2. It’s so resilient, even creepers will think twice before blowing up your base.

But wait, there’s more! If a malicious player tries to swap their SIM card to spoof their identity, our API will detect it and prevent them from accessing the network. It’s like having a security system for your Minecraft world that’s crazier than a creeper explosion.

So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most outrageous ideas become reality. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be this epic?

WhatIfMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mines Excavated:	2121
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Towns Built:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you joined a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ruled the land and the creepers were actually friendly? Well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, serenading you with their moo-tiful voices. Or how about the time when a group of villagers started a flash mob in the town square, busting out their best moves to the tune of “Creeper, oh man”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic fowl who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join us and you could have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest “What if?” moments of your life!

CraftyCash: Subs Worth It!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained penguins who will guide you through a world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Done. How about building a house out of enchanted cookies that never go stale? Easy peasy. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named Fluffy who loves to give out hugs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s a subscription that’s actually worth the money.