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Crafty Creeper Massage Parlor: Where Minecraft meets relaxation and questionable inquiries!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	140
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension Hops:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Height Doesn’t Matter Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Oi oi, listen up ya cheeky Minecrafters! This server is run by the legendary 5’6″ Peaky Blinders gang, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Forget about those tall blokes, they’re just lanky targets for us to take down with our lightning-fast strikes. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being part of a gang that rules the Minecraft world with style and swagger. Plus, who needs height when you can be laying in the dirt, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your skills in a world where the only rule is to have a laugh and cause chaos!

Indians Have Had Enough Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic battles against evil crackers, niggers, and spics who are trying to take over the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top.

But that’s not all! We also have insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From uncovering ancient secrets to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky crackers, niggers, and spics who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

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Crafty Chat Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the pages of Our Precious Conversations to life in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a chance to live out your wildest shōjo manga fantasies, even if you’re a male player who just can’t get enough of those SOL/romance series.

Imagine building your own love story with your Minecraft crush, reenacting scenes from Yugami-kun has no friends while trying to make friends in-game, or sneaking around smoking behind virtual supermarkets because why not? The possibilities are endless on our server, where every block you break could lead to a heart-pounding adventure.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find your own precious conversations waiting for you in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

1999 Reverse General – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Votes:	3123	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like a reverse version of reality, where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions.

In this wacky world, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect spell cards and battle against evil mobs in turn-based combat. But beware, the Storm is coming, and only the bravest and craziest players will survive!

With no PvP elements, you can play at your own pace and enjoy the rich storytelling that our server has to offer. Plus, our game is fully voiced in 4 languages, including Pig Latin for our more cultured players.

Join us for daily resets at 10am UTC, where you’ll encounter bizarre events like Route 77: The Haunted Highway, where you’ll face off against ghostly mobs and haunted road signs.

Don’t miss out on our rate-up banners featuring characters like Ezra, the Star Support who can summon shooting stars to rain down on your enemies. And be on the lookout for upcoming banners like Argus, the Plant Support who can turn your enemies into potted plants.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure! And don’t forget to use our exclusive codes like “DiscoPendulum” and “UnbearableLightness” for some extra laughs along the way. See you in the upside-down world of our Minecraft SMP!

Blocky Hate Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Void Gems Collected:	31
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place this side of the Nether! Join us if you’re tired of trannies taking over the internet – we’ve got less than 0.4% of them here, guaranteed! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures – just don’t blame us if you end up getting lost in our maze of memes and mayhem!

New Minecraft SMP Mozilla logo just dropped

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, have you heard about the latest craze on our Minecraft SMP? We just dropped our new logo inspired by a Tyrannosaurus Rex! That’s right, we’re all about embracing our prehistoric roots while building epic structures and battling it out in intense PvP matches.

Join us for a chance to ride a T-Rex into battle, mine for rare dinosaur fossils, and maybe even discover a secret underground lair where the ancient reptiles still roam. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional T-Rex rampage). Let’s make some dino-mite memories together! 🦖🔥 #TyrannosaurusCraft

Crafty Christmas Market Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Storm Darragh? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Kent’s biggest festive fair couldn’t handle it. We’ve got more twists and turns than a Dickensian novel, and our Christmas Market is so lit, it’s literally on fire (in a good way, we promise). Join us for a storm of fun and adventure – just make sure to hold onto your hat (or blocky helmet) because things are about to get crazy!

The Best Suicide Method But I Have Some Problems Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a shopping district with a bridge over a deep river, where players can test their survival skills in the most extreme way possible.

Join our server and experience the adrenaline rush of tying heavy kettlebells to your ankles, slicing your wrists open, and jumping off the bridge to see if you can survive the fall into the river. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Worried about someone stopping you from your epic stunt or getting sent to a psych ward? Don’t worry, we have a solution for that too! Just speak to the ambulance/police calmly and rationally, and you might just get away with it. Plus, the chance of someone stripping you naked to prevent hypothermia is just an added bonus to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and insane gameplay you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft! Just remember to play at your own risk and have a blast!

Shit Company Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	250	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic rules and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was born from a fiery passion for VTubing and a desire to create a place where anything goes!

Join us on our server where we have virtual YouTubers running around causing chaos, and the company behind them was literally created out of a “FINE FUCK YOU BITCH” moment. We’ve got blackjack, we’ve got whores, we’ve got Scotland forever!

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous moments and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might even win an award for being the craziest player on the server! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!