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Crafty Creeper Massage Parlor: Where Minecraft meets relaxation and questionable inquiries!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Void Armor Forged:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

PieMC

Adventure, challenge, collaboration, Community, creativity, floating island, Friends, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, multiplayer, Prison, Prisons, Ranks, Resourcefulness, Resources, Server, Skyblock, smp, Structures, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to PieMC, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure awaits! Dive into our thriving Survival Multiplayer (SMP) world, where you can collaborate with friends, build amazing structures, and explore vast landscapes filled with resources. If you’re looking for a challenge, our Skyblock mode offers a unique twist, allowing you to start on your very own floating island and survive using your creativity and resourcefulness.But that’s not all! Exciting new content is on the horizon with our upcoming Prisons game mode. Get ready to mine your way to freedom, rise through the ranks, and experience thrilling gameplay like never before. Join our friendly community and be part of the PieMC journey today—where the possibilities are endless and fun is guaranteed!

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NoBorders Minecraft Server

anti-immigration, anti-war, conflicting beliefs, freedom of speech, ideological inconsistencies, Immigration Policy, Minecraft, NoBorders, party allegiance, party loyalty, policy contradictions, political agenda, political hypocrisy, political intentions., political strategy, pro-censorship, pro-free speech, pro-immigration, Pro-war, Server, voting behavior, voting patterns, war stance

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a totally nonsensical approach to politics!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of claiming to be anti-immigration, anti-war, and pro free speech, only to turn around and vote for the complete opposite! It’s like playing a game of political flip-flop that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their poultry revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and prepare for a wild ride of political paradoxes and feathered conspiracies. Who knows what other bizarre adventures await you in this strange and unpredictable world!

Smackdown or Boxing Minecraft SMP

boxing, championship fight, Combat sports, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, Entertainment, entertainment options, friday night, live event, Minecraft, pay-per-view, SmackDown, smp, Sports Entertainment, sports viewing, televised events, television, tv show, watch, wrestling, wrestling match

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Votes:	7793	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Enchantments Applied:	201
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of choosing between watching Smackdown or boxing on TV? Well, why not join our Minecraft SMP instead and watch the ultimate showdown between Steve and a Creeper! Who needs wrestling or boxing when you can witness epic battles between players and mobs in our server? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine might make a surprise appearance and challenge everyone to a dance-off! So forget about TV drama and join our SMP for some real entertainment!

Crafty FGO Alter – Minecraft Server

Alter, Campaign, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup, Crafty, Drop Rates, Event, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order community, Fate/Grand Order NA, FGO, FGO Event Compendium, Future Materials, mats, Minecraft, mobile game, obstacle quest, Pickup Summon, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Server, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical adventure straight out of a fairy tale! Join us for epic quests, insane challenges, and summoning rituals that will make your jaw drop.

Imagine fighting off creepers with your trusty pickaxe while summoning rare items like they’re going out of style. Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where anything is possible. Plus, our community is filled with players who are as crazy as you are, so you’ll never feel alone in your Minecraft journey.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

Dana always send miocic to fight in Minecraft SMP cages where he is in disadvantage

Apex, bigger cage, Cages, Competition, controversy, Dana, dana white, dc, Disadvantage, Fight, Fighting, height disadvantage, Jones, Minecraft, miocic, MMA, Ngannou, reach advantage, Rivalry, Send, shots, smaller cage, smp, strategy, Tactics, ufc

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where battles are fought in the craziest arenas! Join us as we recreate the intense matchups of UFC fighters in our virtual world.

Fight against DC in our tiny Apex arena, where you’ll have to use all your skills to overcome his height and reach advantage. Take on Ngannou in an even smaller Apex arena, where dodging his shots will be a real challenge. And get ready to face Jones in a massive cage, where his reach advantage will put your skills to the ultimate test.

But watch out, because Dana White might just show up to throw a curveball in the mix. Join us now and show the world that you’re the ultimate Minecraft fighter!

NexoCraft Reborn

#youtube, Bedwars, CONTENT, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, General Rules, Harassments, Inappropriate Behavior, Ip:, Minecraft, Network, nicknames, NSFW, OneBlock, Parkour, PRETEND, profile pictures, promotions, Rude, rules, Server, sexual, Spam, Survival, swearing, Toxicity, twitch

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Official Rules

This is a little update of the Discord Rules, You should keep in mind that if there is a rule not listed here you should not abuse is at it could cost you a punishment. Lets get straight to the rules Toxicity, Rude | Inappropriate Behavior, Harassments, Swearing or spam content are not tolerated. Therefore, you will be punished according the rules. No Content (Twitch/Youtube lins) or Server (discord servers, ips) promotions are allowed. No sexual or NSFW content is accepted. Do not pretend to be someone you are not. No inappropriate nicknames or profile pictures. Note: Do not forget that general rules of the Network itself apply here as well.

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Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, blocky, bros, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, disagreement, Empathy, family, forgiveness, Friends, loyalty, mediation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, relationships, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, wrong

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Potions Brewed:	58
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper.

Once, a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies trying to take a bite. Another time, a group of players banded together to build a rollercoaster that launched them into the sky, only to crash land into a pool of rainbow-colored lava.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). Who was in the wrong here bros? Probably the player who didn’t join our server sooner!

Weekend’s here Minecraft SMP

Bobo time, Chill, Fun, leisure, Minecraft, Relaxation, smp, unwind, weekend, weekend activities, weekend bliss, weekend chill, weekend enjoyment, weekend escape, weekend fun, weekend getaway, weekend happiness, weekend leisure, weekend mood, weekend plans, weekend relaxation, weekend vibes, weekends

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dimension Hops:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because it’s Bobo time, baby! Join our wacky and wild SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. You ask them where you are and they reply, “Welcome to Bobo Land, where the pigs rule and the players drool!”

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Bobo Mountain, where players can test their parkour skills while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. And if you make it to the top, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond helmet shaped like a giant banana. Because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Every Friday night, we host a massive dance party in the Nether complete with DJ skeletons and lava pits for you to show off your best moves. And if you impress the Ender Dragon with your sick dance skills, she might just give you a ride on her back around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Bobo Land today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in Bobo Land, anything can happen.

Minecart

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8009	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1263	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Towns Built:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Minecart X euphoria minecraft server for fun and enjoy with your friend in the survival world with a lot of new advanture and fight with other teams in pvp arena

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godarch Minecraft server

Adrenaline, Anarchy, battle, center of the world, Donations, emotions, Empathy, free, godarch, Hardcore, Magic, Minecraft, nepotism, obsidian bases, PvP, Server, Skills, super-enchantments, Survival, voice chat

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Animals Bred:	174	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

the value of life is something that many people have forgotten about in games. But on GODARCH, when you die, you lose EVERYTHING! which increases not only adrenaline during battle but also empathy for the opponent. And all this is powdered with super-enchantments, skills, magic, voice chat and emotions.

Also, do not forget that this server is being created by me for free, what is there, there are no donations, there is no nepotism, there are no ways for me to get hard-earned money.

Otherwise, I’m waiting for everyone, waiting for blood, waiting for the obsidian bases in the center of the world. After all, the server is anarchy

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