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PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Votes:	4928
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	8512
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Votes:	1869
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Items Found:	5663	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Holy Grails Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Close Call Craft

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, Call, cheating death, close, close call, Craft, death-defying experience, facing death, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death situation, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, miraculous escape, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, staring death in the face, Survival, thankful to be alive, traumatic experience

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ores Mined:	8907
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Gods Slained:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4575
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, Armed Forces, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, russians, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	8948
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, 2view, advice, company secrets, Content Creation, Content Creator, Corpo, doxxing forum, ExpertArmcha1r, groomed, GroomedCraft, Grooming, Kawaii, Kiwifarms, Minecraft, online communities, online safety, privacy concerns, Proctor Zakharov, Server, social media, SpinOff, twitter

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	3775
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!