🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6713 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8884 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6580 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
so, like, this server is like the ultimate stress reliever, man. like, you know how sometimes you’re just, like, trying to mine some diamonds and then BAM, creeper blows up in your face? well, on this server, creeper explosions are, like, banned.
also, like, did you know that breathing through your left nostril can, like, make you more stressed? well, on this server, we only breathe through our right nostril, so you’ll be, like, super chill all the time.
oh, and get this – on this server, if you find a chicken, it’ll, like, lay golden eggs instead of regular ones. you can use them to, like, buy enchanted gear and stuff.
so, like, if you wanna join a server where you can relax, breathe through the right nostril, and get rich off of golden eggs, then, like, join us now!
