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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 630 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 4996 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!