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Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laugh Out Loud Land

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Votes:	3174	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Star Shards Collected:	286

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join us for some hot and heavy action in our Erotic Roleplaying Thread, where you can let your wildest fantasies run wild with our Dual Demons Edition.

Ever wanted to seduce a creeper? Or maybe get down and dirty with a zombie? Anything is possible in our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the EULA, but who reads that anyway?).

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying “I never knew mining could be so sexy!” So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into our world of passion and pleasure. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

MovieMavens Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that’s not just a 10/10, but an 11/10! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that would make Hollywood jealous.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server gets together to blow up a giant statue of a famous YouTuber (don’t worry, they’re in on the joke). And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether complete with disco balls made of glowstone and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with diamond swords? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

WhatIfCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Buildings Constructed:	39
Animals Bred:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

What if I told you there was a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of Minecraft are turned upside down and inside out. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what’s your biggest “what if”? Join us and find out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BrazilCraft: X Suspended Supreme

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	150

so, like, the brazil supreme court was all like “hey, we gotta suspend X” and everyone was like “whaaaaat??” but then they were like “nah, it’s for the greater good, trust us” so now X is suspended and everyone is freaking out. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine as the DJ. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles. so come on over and leave all that brazil supreme court drama behind, let’s have some fun!

PapercutPocalypseMC

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

PlasticPurgeCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1278
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

join dis server and u can be part of da epic quest to vaporize all da plastic bags and bottles in da world! we use some crazy technology to turn dem into gases and den make new, recycled plastics out of dem. it’s like magic but wit science! come help save da environment and have fun at da same time. also, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all da rarest blocks and treasures. u never know what u might find down dere. so come on, join us and be part of dis wild adventure!

Swipe left on real life, join LifeSwipeSmp now! Mostly Vanilla 1.21

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Star Shards Collected:	168
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Potions Brewed:	114
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Community	Looking for more players to help with builds, shops, and more
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla?

A: Yes, the server is mostly vanilla with some plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can participate in community builds, create shops, explore the world, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules channel on Discord for the complete list of rules.

Blocky Handjob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Animals Bred:	172

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

CraftyCrafter420 – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
New Chunks Explored:	822619	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a Smackdown event on Fox – full of drama, action, and unexpected twists! Join us if you’re ready to rumble with other players, embark on epic quests, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the world of Minecraft!

ExSisterInLawRevenge Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no exes will be invited, especially not your brother’s ex who causes all sorts of trouble! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about unwanted guests. Plus, we have a special “no exes allowed” policy to ensure a peaceful gaming environment. So join now and leave the family drama behind!