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Deranged Minecraft SMP Edrone

CATALOG, Competition, console gaming, console rivalry, consolewar, deranged, dumbest things, edrone, edrones, exaggeration, fake ratings., false information, fanboys, forum posts, Gaming Community, LAUGH, lying.., metrics, Minecraft, online debates., smp, Video Game (Industry), winning

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or hilarity? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary tale of a player who built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the laws of physics and launched them into the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the time a player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, nothing is too wild on our server!

Sister’s Bullying Me Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, Emotional Abuse, family counseling, Family issues, Minecraft, self defense, Server, sibling aggression, sibling conflict, sibling dynamics, sibling mediation, sibling rivalry, sibling support, sibling violence, sister, sisters, toxic relationships

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	206
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Animals Bred:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of getting bullied by your sister for not doing her ridiculous tasks in real life? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your anger by building a virtual world where you can beat up your sister (in-game, of course) without any consequences!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will help you forget all about your annoying sister. Build epic structures, fight off mobs, and make new friends who won’t bully you like she does. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your sister who’s boss in the virtual world!

CopaLib’s Banheirao Adventures – Minecraft SMP

146028990, Adventures, Banheirao, banheirao edition, com.ar, copalib, CopaLibs, Minecraft, previous, promiedos, Schedule, smp

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have epic dance parties in the Nether!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went through the End dimension, only to have it crash into a dragon mid-flight! True story.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle, and every full moon we hold a massive fireworks show that can be seen from space (if Minecraft had a space dimension, that is).

So come join us and embrace the madness! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

Crafty Choku Minecraft Server

boys restroom, Choku, Crafty, Daily Choku, daily manga series, date invitation, friendless, Funny Comedy, high school, Manga, Minecraft, Mizuhashi Nao, Nico Tanigawa, nosebleeds, quirky, romance, Serika, Server, shy protagonist, slice of life, toilet games, turning world upside down, unconventional relationship, Watamote

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1892	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other! Our server is filled with unconventional and quirky relationships, just like in this hilarious comedy by Nico Tanigawa. Imagine a world where girls poop in the men’s restroom and get nosebleeds all the time – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

In our server, you’ll meet characters like Mizuhashi Nao, a shy and friendless gamer who spends his breaks in the toilet. But watch out, because you might just run into an upperclassman like Serika, who will turn your world upside down with her crazy antics. Who knew a simple date invitation could lead to such madness?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, look no further! Join us now for a rain of shifting feelings and unforgettable moments. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

DumpsterFire Minecraft SMP

altcoins, blockchain technology, BTC dumps, BTC pumps, cryptocurrency, digital assets, DumpsterFire, financial news, investment strategies, LINK dumps, long tail tags, market analysis, market manipulation, market psychology, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, price fluctuations, risk management, smp, Trading, trading signals

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mischief and mayhem. You never know what crazy antics they’ll pull next!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that can only be accessed by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as singing “Baby Shark” in your best opera voice.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the server that contains a stack of emerald blocks and a pet dragon named Fluffy. But beware, the chest is guarded by a gang of zombie pigmen who love to breakdance.

4. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have built everything from giant roller coasters made entirely out of TNT to replica castles of cheese. You never know what wacky creations you’ll stumble upon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRJ1.SKYBARS.ME

Crafty Carly’s Dating Minecraft Server

Carly Rae Jepsen, CARLYS, celebrity crush, celebrity dating, celebrity romance, Charm, charming personality, Confidence, Crafty, DATING, dream date, famous crush, infatuation, long shot chance, love interest, Minecraft, music artist, Pop Star, potential relationship, potential romance, realistic chance, romantic pursuit, Server, Singer/Songwriter

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	105
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of your boring love life in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you have a realistic chance of dating Carly Rae Jepsen! That’s right, forget Tinder or Bumble, all you need is a pickaxe and some diamond armor to win her heart.

Imagine taking Carly on a romantic horseback ride through the pixelated sunset, or building a castle together out of blocks of love. Who needs real-life dating when you can woo a pop star in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start crafting your way to Carly’s heart. Who knows, maybe she’ll even write a love song about you!

Destroy Disney John Lasseter Career Minecraft SMP

+Lasseter, Accountability, allegations, animation, career, career destruction, consequences, controversy, corporate culture, destroy, Disney, Entertainment, Harassment, Hollywood, industry scandal, investigation, John, John Lasseter, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, misconduct, pixar, resignation, smp, workplace behavior

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	278993
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Crops Grown:	2464
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and more plot twists than a Disney movie!

Rumor has it that Disney tried to destroy John Lasseter’s career because he refused to make Mickey Mouse the server mascot. Instead, he wanted to make a giant talking creeper named Boom-Boom the official server mascot. Needless to say, Disney was not pleased with this idea and tried to sabotage him at every turn.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all eccentric Minecraft players who want to build, explore, and cause chaos in a world where anything is possible. So come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Haunted Asylum Minecraft Server

abandoned buildings, Asylum, chilling encounters, creepy experiences, eerie locations, former mental hospitals, ghost hunting, ghost stories, Haunted, haunted asylums, haunted buildings, haunted exploration, haunted history, haunted places, iyc, mental health institutions, Minecraft, paranormal activity, paranormal investigations, Server, spooky places, supernatural encounters, urban-exploration

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	9321
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Villages Defended:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Potions Brewed:	183	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a haunted former mental hospital – full of surprises, mysteries, and maybe even a few ghosts!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a journey through twisted corridors and eerie hallways. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what spooky specters you’ll encounter along the way.

But don’t worry, we have a team of ghost hunters on standby to help guide you through the madness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

back in the day, Balls, Bitch, consequences, controversial, damaging, drained, drained balls, explicit content, Exploitation, HARMFUL, Impact, inappropriate, internet, millions, Minecraft, pornographic, scandal, sexual, smp, social media, teenage boys, Unethical, viral

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2873	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Emeralds Found:	2973	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!