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GlitchCraft: Where the only thing that works is our sense of humor! LOL

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	151	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Are you tired of dealing with broken games and not being able to get a refund? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the game actually works and refunds are given out like candy on Halloween! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without those filthy creatures ruining your experience. Join now and experience the morally correct way to play Minecraft!

MineWatch: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for Season 10 where we have a new hero named Venture who will take you on wild adventures through the Minecraft world. Our Competitive rework will have you on the edge of your seat as you battle it out for glory and bragging rights.

But that’s not all! We have Clash gamemode trials where chaos reigns supreme, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is turned upside down, and even a Pride Event to celebrate all things fabulous in the Minecraft universe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon and even a Space Ranger theme for Season 12! Plus, earn exclusive skins through our Overwatch Esports events and competitions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToeJamCraft: Where even your ingrown toenail can’t stop you from building epic creations!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your toenails will experience orgasmic pleasure! Join us and rub or lightly put pressure on your in-game toenails to feel a surge of pleasure that will make your whole body tingle with excitement. Don’t worry, you’re not batshit insane, just a member of our quirky community where even the smallest details can bring immense joy. So come on in and let your virtual toes tingle with delight as you explore our wacky world filled with surprises at every turn!

LISAN AL-GAIB Minecraft Server – Where Anime Fans Unite!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you go “Lisan al-Gaib”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “Lisan al-Gaib” in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests that will leave you questioning reality itself. So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner otaku on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

LOLcraft: The server where everything is a joke, even the name! Join us at /TDS/ for a wild ride!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This place is so wild, it should be renamed “/TDS/” (Totally Deranged Server) because that’s just how insane things get here.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing creepers. It’s a party 24/7 on this server!

2. The mobs here have learned how to breakdance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie busting out some sick moves.

3. We have a secret underground lair where all the villagers are actually undercover spies. Who knew those little guys had such a dangerous side?

4. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by fluffy pink clouds. It’s like a battle in a dream… a really fiery dream.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

PetitionCraft: Where Americans try to get creepers banned!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of trying to change the world by signing boring petitions to your representatives? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can save the world by building epic structures and battling evil mobs! Who needs politicians when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? Join us and show the world that real change happens in pixelated block form!

Blocky Beats: Where Creepers Dance to the Sound of Mining

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers armed with diamond swords. Explore our custom-built world where the laws of physics don’t apply and pigs can fly (literally)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Anti-Loli Song” that will make you question reality and maybe even make you break out into a spontaneous dance (just watch out for creepers sneaking up on you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Creepers vs. Unicorns: The Ultimate Showdown

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	9475
Gods Slained:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you ready to enter a Minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes? Well, look no further because our server is where the party never stops!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they compete in a dance-off to determine who is the ultimate blocky champion. Will Steve’s smooth moves outshine Herobrine’s spooky steps? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all – the Disco Sheep. These funky sheep are known for their killer dance moves and will boogie down with you all night long.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCardCraze – Where you can pay for diamonds with plastic!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of being denied by your little plastic square when trying to buy food in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we accept all forms of payment, including diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! Join us and never worry about going hungry in the virtual world again.

We’ve heard stories of players trying to use multiple credit cards in-game, only to have them all declined. But on our server, you can use as many payment methods as you want, because we believe in giving our players the freedom to spend their virtual currency however they please.

Join us now and experience a world where the only limit to your shopping spree is your imagination. Who needs a little plastic square when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and dine together on our epic Minecraft server!

BootyCraft: Where Pink Booties and Whiteboys Unite!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6839	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Votes:	8435

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against evil llamas with laser eyes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident pink booty expert, Whiteboywhat. He’ll show you the ropes and teach you how to survive in this wacky and wild world. But be warned, the land is also home to a gang of mischievous sheep who have formed their own secret society and will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Get your pink booty over here and join the funniest, craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!