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No Nsfw Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Farms Harvested:	230	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	3034	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We’ve got you covered. How about a dance party with creepers? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! We have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, where players compete to create the most outrageous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s no limit to what you can create.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

More and More Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a twisted version of reality where women are the ones taking charge! That’s right, you’ll see women mowing the lawn, changing the oil in cars, and even drilling out and screwing on outdoor night lights while their husbands pass them screws like it’s nobody’s business.

Join us for a wild ride where gender roles are flipped upside down and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server? So come on in and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

Welcome to the server among the as server of Minecraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Buildings Constructed:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

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Cube vs PS2 Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	7044
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a gaming experience more exclusive than the features missing from the GameCube version of Def Jam Fight For NY!

Join us and revel in the glory of having only one voice for your character – because who needs variety when you can have monotony, am I right? Plus, enjoy the thrill of missing out on eight epic music tracks, because who needs a full soundtrack when you can just hum to yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server takes the lack of light blur effect to a whole new level, making your characters and arenas look like they’re stuck in a perpetual state of confusion. And don’t even get us started on the reduced crowds in certain arenas – who needs a cheering audience when you can just fight in awkward silence?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, get ready for some super compressed textures that will make you question whether you’re playing Minecraft or a pixelated nightmare. So come join us on our server for a gaming experience that’s so outrageous, it’ll make you wonder why you ever played on anything else!

Honkai: Star Rail General – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are tougher, the loot is crazier, and the adventures are out of this world!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of exploding. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive events like the “Eighth Dawn” extravaganza where players can ride on magical flying llamas and battle against evil unicorns for a chance to win rare loot. And don’t even get me started on the “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes” questline, where you can become a legendary hero and save the world from an army of evil rabbits.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Who needs boring old vanilla servers when you can have this level of insanity?

Supreme Court Saves Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of worrying about Trump taking away your precious pixelated guns in Minecraft? Fear not, for on our server, the Supreme Court has ruled in favor of keeping all guns in the virtual world safe and sound! Join us and fight for your right to bear blocky arms in epic battles against creepers and skeletons. Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the gun-toting fun in Minecraft? Join now and let freedom ring…in the form of explosive TNT cannons!

Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures, where the game design is so good, it’s practically divine! Our server is like no other, with crazy events and challenges that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigs riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, and they knew they had found their new home in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking cow who gives out the best loot in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wonderful journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you on the other side, adventurer!

Fem Turds, Not Her Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crops Grown:	1882	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	200	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone looks the same? Join our server and stand out from the femturds! We have a secret potion that will transform you into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and unleash your inner unicorn warrior!

”> Be Me Minecraft Server”

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

> Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

> Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

> Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

> And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

> Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

> So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!