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SaudiCraft Server: $600B Invested in Fun!

$600 billion, 600B, Business, Crown Prince, Diplomacy, donald trump, economic growth, Economy, Financial Planning, foreign investment, Fun, Global markets, international relations, Invested, Investment, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Politics, Saudi Arabia, SaudiCraft, Server, strategic alliance, Trade, united states, wealth management

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	115	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got like, so much money flowing in, it’s cray cray. like, the saudi crown prince himself called up trump and was like, “yo, we gonna invest $600 billion in this server, cuz it’s lit af.”

we got like, diamond blocks for days, man. you wanna build a castle made entirely of diamonds? we got you, fam. and the mobs here are like, next level. we got zombie pigmen riding on creepers, man. it’s wild.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too. so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get this party started, yo!

NukeCraftAsiaAlarm

ALARM, Asia, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, North Korea, nuclear power, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftAsiaAlarm, Politics, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Infinity Stones Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

lol, u know what else is a nuclear power? dis minecraft server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos! we got creepers that explode like fireworks and pigs that shoot lasers out their eyes! u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on dis server. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. come join us before Kim Jong-un tries to nuke us too!

Mystic Trap Enigma 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime characters, Enigma, fetishization, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, gender stereotypes, homoeroticism, LGBT representation, LGBTQ, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ+ issues, Manga, manga characters, mystic, non-binary, queer representation, Stereotypes, trap, trap character

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, man. We got so many traps, but not the kind you’re thinking of, okay? These traps are like, next level, they’re like anime characters but in Minecraft form. And get this, they’re not just homo fetish bait, they’re like, actual cool characters with powers and stuff. It’s like living in a crazy anime world but in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret joining, it’s a whole new level of epicness.

CraftyRedFlagz

bad management, career, CraftyRedFlagz, dishonesty, Disrespect, Employer, hindsight, Job, lack of transparency, mistreatment, negative atmosphere, Notice, overlooked signs, poor communication, red flag, Too late, toxic environment, unethical behavior, unhealthy work culture, warning signs, work

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama rodeo event – it’s a real hoot!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear).

ADHD Life Expectancy Gap: 7-9 Years

adhd, adult adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral health, chronic condition, comorbidity, Diagnosis, expectancy, gap, gender differences, health, Life, life expectancy, Men, mental health, mortality, neurodevelopmental disorder, public health, research, shorter lifespan, statistics, UK study, Women, Years

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Animals Bred:	187
Void Armor Forged:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ on! We got pigs flyin’, cows doin’ backflips, and creepers breakdancin’!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where u can build a house outta diamond blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil zombies. Plus, if u join, u’ll live 10 years longer than if u don’t. It’s been scientifically proven by a totally legit study, trust me.

So come on over and join da fun! Who needs ADHD when u got a Minecraft server like dis? Let’s get blocky, baby! 🎮🦄🕺

Sokolia Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Career Growth, career ladder, Cash, coalitions, create cities, currency “Skivy”, Defense, DISCOUNTS, friendly community, government structures, leadership, Military, minecraft server, Parties, political life, security forces, Settlements, Shop, Sokolia, Starter Kit, Unique Plugins, Unreal World, virtual RP state

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Sokolia: Unreal World” – your new home in a unique virtual world!

If you are tired of classic servers and want something truly new, our server is created just for you!

Server Features:

? Virtual RP state:

Immerse yourself in the life of a state created inside Minecraft. Here you are not just a player – you are a citizen with rights and responsibilities!

? Unique plugins:

Realistic thirst and temperature add new challenges.

Dangerous monsters will force you to keep your sword ready.

Map generation will make exploring the world fun and full of surprises.

? Currency “Skivy”:

Earn discounts, convert them into cash or store them in your account. The economy here is not just words, but a real financial system!

?️ Create cities and parties:

Found your own settlements, enter political life, create coalitions and fight for leadership.

? Career growth:

From a simple worker to the head of state – work your way up the career ladder. Manage departments, participate in the development of laws and build the future of Sokolia.

⚔️ Government structures:

Become part of the military or security forces, participate in the defense of the country and in managing its internal affairs.

? Friendly Community:

Many players on the server have been playing for years and will be happy to help you join the unique atmosphere.

Become a part of history, change the world around you, live in Sokolia!

Try yourself in the role of a politician, city planner or defender of your people. Your new life begins here!

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Mystic Whisper Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Curiosity, dirty underwear, EMBARRASSMENT, fetish, Girls, Intimacy, invasion of privacy, mystic, Permission, personal space, Realm, relationships, Respect, screaming, sniffing, Trust, Understanding, whisper

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	100	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dragons Tamed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Votes:	5654	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the drama of girls screaming at you for sniffing their underwear! Like, come on, it’s not a big deal, right? We won’t judge you for wanting to smell some dirty laundry, we’re all about that weird and wacky life here. Plus, if you join our server, you won’t have to borrow anyone’s stuff to get your fix. Just come on in, build some crazy creations, and leave the drama at the door. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community of misfits and weirdos. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let your freak flag fly!

CraftyCulturalNoNos

CraftyCulturalNoNos, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural education, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, disrespectful actions, Etiquette, foreign visitors, Inappropriate Behavior, local traditions, Manners, Respectful behavior, rude behavior, social customs, social faux pas, social norms, tourist awareness, tourist etiquette, travel etiquette, travel tips

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is to be as rude and disrespectful as possible! That’s right, we encourage trolling, griefing, and all-around chaos.

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner prankster and cause mayhem wherever you go. From building giant phallic structures to setting traps for unsuspecting players, the possibilities are endless.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the most daring and mischievous players will survive in this wild and wacky world. So if you’re ready to throw politeness out the window and embrace your inner troublemaker, join us now!

ThaiTieTheKnotCraft

ap news, civil rights, couples, equal status, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, landmark legislation, legal recognition, LGBT activism, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, love is love, Marriage equality, marriage registration, Marriages, same-sex marriage, social progress, thailand, ThaiTieTheKnotCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	71	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own LGBTQ+ couples in Thailand themed village and have ur own virtual wedding ceremony with ur minecraft partner! be the first to register ur minecraft marriage on our server and receive special in-game perks like rainbow armor and unicorn mounts! join now for a chance to win a virtual honeymoon in our exclusive tropical island biome! don’t miss out on the love and fun, join our server today!

Light Switch Fails at Dusk

adjustment, Ambiance, artificial light, atmosphere, brightness, Contrast, Dark, dim, dusk, Evening, Fails, Illuminate, Interior, Light, lighting, mood, Perception, room, Shadow, Switch, turning on

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mines Excavated:	2920
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

u ever been in a room and u turn on a light and suddenly it feels like the darkness is creepin in even more? well that’s how u gonna feel when u join this server. except instead of darkness, it’s gonna be FUN AND CHAOS. like, u think u know what minecraft is all about but u ain’t seen nothin yet. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and u gotta be there to experience it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond hidden in the server, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical enderman. so come on, join us and let’s turn on the light in this room of adventure and see what crazy stuff happens next!