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LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Void Gems Collected:	32
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

TipsyCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	4175
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Animals Bred:	193	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

CraftyBlockWars

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	1825
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	New Chunks Explored:	197960
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Animals Bred:	119
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Animals Bred:	103	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

CraftyDecisions SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	627222

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Potions Brewed:	105	Villages Defended:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	7660
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines