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TouchCraft: The Sensory Server

biology, Haptic, human body, nervous system, neuroscience, Particle, Perception, physical contact, Sensation, Senses, Sensory, sensory experience, sensory integration, sensory perception, sensory processing, Server, somatosensory, stimuli, tactile, Touch, TouchCraft, variation, WAVE

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	3239
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got all kinds of touchy feely stuff goin on. like, ya gotta touch stuff to see stuff or hear stuff or smell stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of sensory experience, man.

join us if ya wanna feel the vibrations of the block beneath your feet, or if ya wanna reach out and touch the pixels of a beautiful sunset. it’s like, sensory overload in the best way possible.

we even have a special touchy feely quest where ya gotta touch every single block in the game to unlock the ultimate power of touch. it’s like, a spiritual journey through the world of minecraft.

so come on down and join us on this touchy feely adventure. who needs sight or sound or smell when ya got the power of touch, amirite?

WarburgCraft – HepatoWarz

Biomarkers, Cancer Biology, Cancer Metabolism, cancer research, Cancer Therapeutics, cancer treatment, Cell Proliferation, Cellular Respiration, Glycolysis, Hepatocellular Carcinoma, HepatoWarz, Liver Cancer, Metabolic Reprogramming, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, oncology, Tumor Cells, tumor growth, Tumor Metabolism, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression, Warburg Effect, WarburgCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. Like, imagine fighting a dragon while riding a pig with a diamond sword in hand. It’s like, totally bonkers, dude.

And, like, if you join this server, you’ll unlock the secrets of the Warburg Effect in Hepatocellular Carcinoma. Yeah, that’s right. You’ll be curing cancer while building a castle made out of rainbow blocks. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.

Plus, like, the community on this server is so rad. Everyone is super chill and always down for a good laugh. We even have a secret handshake that involves throwing a chicken at someone’s face. It’s like, the best thing ever.

So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FredBobbersSMP

Brewery, Claim Plugin, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Faction, Factions, Nations, Plugins, quality of life, Slimefun, Towns

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6480	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ores Mined:	9292	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Runes Activated:	5

Welcome to FredBobbersSMP! This server has a Earth based map with a claim plugin (lands) that allows you to create towns and nations!

We are constantly adding quality of life and game breaking plugins!

Dynmap: PMCd629222cacea6cf7c0aab186124ab8ae

Discord: discord.gg/nmavmfqUvV

FredBobbers.mcserver.us

Wolfy Drops Minecraft Server

DROPS, FANTASY, fantasy world, frenzy flame, Legends, Liurnia, lore reason, magical creatures, Minecraft, Mysterious, mysterious origins, mystical beings, Mythical, otherworldly manifestations, Phenomenon, random tower, Server, stormveil castle, strange events, Supernatural, Teleportation, unexplained, Wolfy, Wolves

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy lore and wacky surprises that will keep you on your toes!

Join our server and witness the phenomenon of wolves dropping out of thin air around Stormveil Castle. Maybe they’re secret agents sent by the Ender Dragon to spy on us, who knows! And don’t even get us started on the frenzy flame just casually hanging out in Liurnia above a random tower. Is it a lost fire spirit looking for its way home, or just a pyromaniac with a flair for the dramatic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you laughing until your sides hurt, come join us! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our world of madness and mayhem!

TheBlockBros Minecraft Server

aew, Based, cord, cringe, debut, long tail tags, members, Minecraft, sciences, Server, Stable, TheBlockBros, true story, tummy, wrestling, wwe, yummy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8467
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Emeralds Found:	3737	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old wrestling stables with only 3 members? Come join our Minecraft server where we have stables with 10 members each! That’s right, you can create your own epic wrestling stable with all your friends and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Yummy Wummy mob, which drops delicious treats for you to feast on. Just watch out for the Cringe mob, they’ll try to steal your snacks and ruin your day.

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything can happen, from epic wrestling battles to tasty treats and mischievous mobs. It’s a true story that you won’t want to miss out on!

MadHusbandRevenge Minecraft Server

addiction struggles, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional processing, emotional reactions, Empathy, family dynamics, forgiveness, MadHusbandRevenge, mental health awareness, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relapse, relationship challenges, self-care, Server, substance abuse education, substance abuse recovery, support system, trust building, Understanding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Void Armor Forged:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchantments Applied:	244	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your worries behind, just like how this player’s husband left his vanilla extract worries behind by adding water to cover up his relapse.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world without any substance abuse issues getting in the way. And if you ever feel overwhelmed like this player, just take a drive around our virtual world for some alone time.

Join now and experience a drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other! Just remember, no vanilla extract allowed in-game – we like to keep things pure and drama-free!

CraftyRichFamDrama

401k, budgeting, CraftyRichFamDrama, DEBT, Expenses, family, finances, Financial Stability, Guilt, Help, in-laws, loans, MONEY, parents, predatory loan, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, savings account, Siblings, Support, wealth

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your financially irresponsible family? Look no further! Join our server and leave the real world behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to success.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister asking for a loan to pay off her overdue car payments, or your in-laws falling behind on their mortgage. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house and driving your virtual Boxster around town.

With $82k in savings and $250k in your virtual 401k, you’ll be the envy of all your virtual neighbors. And the best part? You won’t have to worry about anyone mooching off of you or moving into your virtual house.

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a new BMW X5 when you can drive a virtual Boxster? Let’s craft away the stress and build a better future, one block at a time!

LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!

Allowed, Beans, Canned, Cooking, dietary restrictions, Food, Healthy Eating, homemade, lard, LardCraft, meat-free, meatless, mexican cuisine, mexican food, Plant-Based, protein source, Refried beans, side dish, Traditional, Vegetarian, vegetarian diet, vegetarian-friendly

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	3859
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Towns Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

join dis minecraft server cuz we got refried beans that are so good, dey make u forget u even playin minecraft. we got so much lard in dem beans, u gonna be flyin around like a pig in the sky. come join us and experience the magic of non-vegetarian refried beans in a virtual world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Vurxx SMP: Where creepers ask for permission before exploding

apply, Character, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Epic, Exploding, Friends, Game, Join, Minecraft, Mods, Permission, Public, rp, Server, smp, Vanilla, Vurxx

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Falling into the Void:	1

Vurxx SMP Reignited Overview

Server Name	Vurxx SMP Reignited
Community Size	Small
Server Type	Semi-RP/In Character
Mods	Vanilla+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server public?	Yes, the server is public to make new friends.
Are there any game-changing mods?	No, just some basic Vanilla+ mods.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply here or add scade_ on Discord.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence agency, America, Avril Haines, Carnegie Endowment for International Peace, cia, Epstein, foreign nation, Government, jew, Minecraft, National Intelligence, non-partisan, Political, Propaganda, security apparatus, Server, spy agency, Spycraft, think tank, US citizens, William J. Burns, zionist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the CIA directors are getting in on the action! Join us and play alongside David S. Cohen, Avril Haines, and William J. Burns as they battle it out in the world of blocks and pixels.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that these CIA leaders are actually best friends with Epstein? That’s right, they helped him get a job at a think tank. Who knew the world of espionage could be so scandalous?

And don’t forget, our server is the only place where you can legally spy on and disseminate propaganda about your fellow players. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on and join us for a politically non-partisan security apparatus like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!