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CraftyDutchSpy vs RussianHackers

collaboration, cooperation, counterintelligence, CraftyDutchSpy, cybersecurity, diplomatic efforts., Disturb, Dutch intelligence, Dutch intelligence services, Espionage, foreign affairs, government agencies, Help, intelligence sharing, international relations, national security, political interference, russian interference, RussianHackers, strategic partnerships, Surveillance, US

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	115
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so, liek, this server is da bomb dot com cuz, get this, dutch intelligence services are like, totally helping us out to mess with russian interference. like, how crazy is that?? u can be part of this epic saga and help take down the bad guys in the virtual world of minecraft. join us and be a hero in the most insane way possible. plus, we have like, the best memes and jokes to keep u entertained while u save the world. so, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

DementiaCraft: McSCI Madness

Accuracy, cognitive decline, cognitive decline assessment, cognitive health, cognitive health assessment, cognitive health screening, cognitive health tool, cognitive screen, dementia risk, dementia risk assessment, dementia risk identification, dementia screening, dementia screening tool, DementiaCraft, madness, major contribution, McSCI, moderate levels, SCD, severe levels, subjective cognitive decline

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	187	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

lol join dis epic minecraft server cuz it got da game-changing cognitive screen dat reveals if u got dementia risk! like, u can identify if u got moderate to severe levels of cognitive decline with 99.9% accuracy! u can test ur brain while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! join now and flex ur cognitive skills while having a blast in da blocky world!

PozzCraft Minecraft Server

age diversity, character creation, Character development, character diversity, current year, DEI, Diversity, Diversity in Gaming, equity, Female Characters, game design, Gaming, hagchads, inclusion, Inclusive Gaming, Inclusivity, Minecraft, older woman character, PozzCraft, representation, Server, slop game, strong female characters, women in gaming

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	264	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous adventures!

Join us and you’ll find that even the most pozzed DEI slop game characters can turn into fabulous older women with a snap of your fingers. Our Hagchads are unstoppable, even in the current year!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll encounter wild stories of diamond-encrusted pigs flying through the sky, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties for players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most laughter-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

BraphogCraft Minecraft Server

a little mini, America, america is, america is a, braphog, BraphogCraft, is a, is a little, little mini braphog, little., long tail, Minecraft, Mini, mini braphog, Server, tags

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where America is a little mini braphog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and humans are their loyal servants. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

2. We have a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon.

3. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of bald eagles and soar through the skies while shooting fireworks out of their hands. ‘Merica, am I right?

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but cheeseburgers. Collect as many as you can to become the ultimate burger baron.

5. We host weekly events where players compete in hot dog eating contests, apple pie baking competitions, and square dancing showdowns. Yeehaw!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziness that is America as a little mini braphog. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Mom-in-Law-Free Zone

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, controlling mother, family background, family dynamics, family influence, Family issues, house renovations, in-laws, long-distance relationship, mental health, mental health struggles, MominLawFree, mother-in-law issues, narcissistic mother, relationship stress, relationships, safe space, temporary living arrangements, Zone

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Buildings Constructed:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no in-laws, no siblings, and definitely no grandma drama! We understand the struggles of family dynamics, that’s why we offer a safe space for you to build and explore without any unwanted guests.

Imagine a world where you can focus on your relationship with your virtual fiancé without the interference of his mom wanting to move in. No more arguments about renovations or sharing space, just pure Minecraft bliss. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with virtual therapists to help you navigate any family issues that may arise.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

blew you away, Captivating, Characters, Compelling, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, lesser known, Minecraft, Movie, must watch, PixelPunch, Server, Storyline, Surprising, TV series, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated gem, unexpected, unforgettable

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a hidden gem in the vast world of Minecraft!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic storyline that rivals even the most popular TV series. Our characters are so dynamic and engaging that you’ll feel like you’re living in a blockbuster movie!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyCongressDrugTest

Accountability, Congress, congressional rules, CraftyCongressDrugTest, drug policy, drug screening, drug tests, elected officials, ethical standards, Ethics, Government, Integrity, legislation, political accountability, Politics, public service, public trust, regulations, substance abuse, testing requirements, transparency

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4919	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Congress members are required to take drug tests before making any decisions! Watch as they try to navigate through virtual worlds while under the influence of questionable substances. Who knows what kind of crazy laws they’ll come up with next! Join now for a wild ride of political shenanigans and questionable decision-making.

GazaCraft: AnneFrank’s Revenge

activism, Amsterdam, Anne Frank, AnneFranks, anti-Israel, anti-semitism, Conflict, controversy, current events, defaced, gaza, GazaCraft, historical, Holocaust, international relations, memorial, Netherlands, News, protest, Revenge, Statue, Vandalism, world war II

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

lol this server is like that time someone defaced a statue of Anne Frank but like, for Gaza or something. like, so random, right? join this server for all the chaos and craziness, just like that defacement. we have epic builds and crazy events that will make you go “whaaaat?!” come join us and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #annefrank #gaza #minecraftmadness

HolyCraft: Bible Edition

adaptation, BIBLE, biblical, Bloodshed, controversial, Drama, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, FANTASY, Gore, HBO, Holycraft, long tail, nudity, Provocative, Religion, storytelling, Supernatural, television, TV series, Wonders

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	247
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

yo, u ever wanted to see the bible like u never seen it before? well, dis server is like a GOT version of the bible but in minecraft! imagine all da gore, bloodshed, nudity, and supernatural wonders but in blocky form! u can live out all da crazy stories from da bible in a whole new way. join now for a wild ride through da holy land like u never seen it before!

PantryCraft: Keeping Players Healthy

Access, chronic disease management, community support, coupling, food insecurity, food pantry, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthy, holistic care, Keeping, nutrition, PantryCraft, patient support, Players, preventative care, primary care, public health, social determinants of health, social services, stabilize, wellness

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta, like, find food and stuff to stay alive? well, on this server, we got a FOOD PANTRY, bro! u can get all the bread, carrots, and steak u need to keep ur hunger bar full while u build ur epic castle or whatever. but wait, there’s more! we also have PRIMARY CARE, like doctors and stuff, to make sure u stay healthy while u mine for diamonds. cuz, like, who wants to deal with zombie attacks AND a cold at the same time, right? join now for the most epic and HEALTHY minecraft experience ever!